High…. Sorry about chap. 8. It was rather short. Dear, dear Haru. U WON! STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT! Okay, next Chap.

No, I no own Naruto, just this comp., some manga, and a cool new Del Sol shirt that changes colors in the sun! (Happy)

Shinobi: The Next Generation

Chapter 9: All Cowards Have Pink Hair.(sorry granny)

" Next Match! Sabaku No Neko vs. Mizu!" a thunderous applause shook the stadium.Neko groaned in disgust. She took a deep breath, and let it out slowly, calming her anger as she assured herself that soon, she would have an opponet worthy of her skills.

"I Forfeit!" Mizu's voice ran out from behind her. Her head pounded with anger, anger that needed to be released, soon, on someone or something…pink, Neko thought, glaring at the cowardly boy behind her ( who ducked behind a chair at her glaring face and bloodthirsty look).

"How boring. Let's see, moving on…. Uchiha Sakura vs. Nara Sakoia. Get your little asses down here before I grow grey hair." Sakura jumped off the side, and landed smotthly on her feet, while Sakoia, being the priss that she is, took her time co0m ing down the ramp to face her opponet. "BEGIN!" Without even waiting to see if he had jumped back up or not, Sakoia jumped into the tree,and surveyed the floor. Hmmmmm. Let's see, my advantages…………I'm in the tree, and she's not……I don't stand much of a- While she was mulling over her decision, Sakura had snuck up behind her, and held a kunai to her throat. Oh well, there's always next year… They jumped to the ground, and the announcer (a.k.a Konohamaru ;p) shouted to the roaring crowd (with was it, a slight hint of a smile?) and shouted, "Winner! Uchiha Sakura!" The two exited, Sakura greeted with hugs and "Congrats!" as they waited for the next match to be announced.

Hay, since this chapter is so short, I thought I'd slip thos little break form the ordinary in…… Expect it when the chap. are short, like this one.

Shinobi: The Next Generation

Chapter 9: Blooper

Sakoia jumped in the tree, and began thinking, plotting her next move, when, a breeze rushed past, making her think of, of, "PIE!" She jumped out of the tree and began running towards the gate, and began hammering at it, trying to open it. "Must…..Have…PIE!" Behind her, in the tree, Sakura aws sitting there, dumbfounded, holding her kunai, and looking at the director sitting in the stands. She pulled out the script from her kunai pouch and shouted, "Hay, That's not in the script!"

The director read over his copy. " Check again!"

Sakura quickly scanned the page, and low and behold, there it was. "Who the hell comes up with this stuff?"

Miles and miles away, The authour, the one and only Sakura Kage sat bent over her paper, penning ideas for her story, being made into a movie in Konoha.

"I Know! PIE! Lots of PIE! Falling from the sky! They go on a quest for PIE! No, COBBLER!"

the end

Yes, Stupid, I know… So, I'm moving soon, so I won't be posting 4 awhile, sorry it took so long 2 post this, enjoy, and remember, REVIEW!