FULLMETAL HOUSE
By: Ai Mori and Ayase Rampo
Ayase: Sorry for the long wait everybody Ai-chan wouldn't work!
Ai: Is it my fault that this took months?!
Ayase: I had half of chapter 3 done already!
Ai: Shaddap
Disclaimer: Still no own…
Chapter 3
Jesse walked into the living room and say Winry and Ed sitting on the couch watching Scrubs.
"Who the heck are you?!?"
"I'm Winry Rockbell!" Winry, who has finally spoken, said all peppy-like
"And I'm Ed Elric"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Joey came running out of the kitchen "Jess there's a robot in the kitchen! A ROBOT!!!!"
"Oh that just my brother Al…" Ed said all nonchalant-like
Al stumbled into the living room all disoriented "Ow…brother, does everything seem dark to you?"
"Dark? That can't be good…" Ed took off the helmet of Al's armor. But there was no blood seal! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!
Instead there was Al in what looked like a replica of what he was wearing that fateful night. "What the…"
Al fell out of the armor "Um…guess we passed through the Gate at some point…"
"Oh…it's just a kid." Joey said "Now if you excuse me I…I have to go change my underwear." Joey went back to his room in the basement
Hughes and Roy then appeared all of the sudden "Hey Roy," Hughes began "you should get a wife!"
"Hughes, you should shut up!"
Becky walked in "Hey Jess."
Just then Roy's eye grew to the size of saucers, he was in love! "Hello my name is Roy Mustang and I was wonder if you would like to go out sometime?" he felt like music was playing in the back round until…
"BACK OFF PAL! She's my fiancée"
"Yeah right like this lovely lady would be with some no good punk such as yourself!"
"What's that supposed to mean?!
"Excuse me children but, will both of you please just SHUT UP!" Hughes yelled
"Who are you to tell me to shut up?!"
"Roy. Remember, my name's Maes Hughes. We work together."
"Oh yeah…" Roy said nostalgically
"What kind of name is Maes?"
"Well what kind of name is Jesse?!"
A confused Becky walked over to Ed. "Can you explain to me what's going on here?"
"Let's see now…" Ed began thoughtfully this was just so random "the guy with the black hair that asked you out is Cornel Roy Mustang or as a like to refer to him as Cornel Asshole."
"Watch it Fullmetal…"
"And the man with the glasses is Brigadier General Maes Hughes a.k.a. Mr. I'm-Obsessed-With-My-Family."
"Want to see some pictures of my darling Elysia?!?" Hughes started to shove pictures in Becky's face
"Ummm…well I…uh"
"Or, better yet, why don't you meat her and my wife!"
Just at that very moment Gracia and Elysia walked down the stairs
Ed whispered to the woman "Iwould suggest you run...now."
In South Park
Fury, Falman and Breda were still running from Stan, Kyle and Cartman, only now Kenny and the rest of South Park had joined the fourth graders.
Luckily for them the blue, sparkly vortex had returned and ate them again...if you call that luck. Then they stopped in the middle of the perty vortex and elevater music came on. Do Do Do! La la la! "The blue sparkly vortex of DOOM is under some maitenenace. It should be moving shortly."
Five Hours Later
"La la la la!" hummed Breda, who also started dancing…scaring the minds of us all. The wheeeee the vortex started moving again. Just then the bottom of where they were standing opened up "No! I broke it!!!!" Breda yelled as the three fell into sparkly nothingness. YAY SPARKLY!
Back at the Tanner House! YAY I love saying the setting in a new paragraph thing…makes the story look longer.
Fury, Falman and Breda fell from the sky onto Hughes, crushing his pictures of Becky's meeting with his family amoung other things.
"No! My memories from Two minutes ago!" he said screaming like a little girl before bursting into tears
"Oookay" said someone. Yeah that's right too lazy to pick someone. USE YOUR IMAGINATION PEOPLE! (M/N I wrote a whole page! I consider this an accomplishment AND a waste of space!)
"No! There's more?!" yelled Danny "Wipe your feet when you come inside!
Just then…
CLIFFHANGER OF DOOM!
Ayase Rampo and Ai Mori would both like to apologize for the lateness of this chapter. This is due to Ai noth finishing writing her half of the chapter until late November (Ayase: My half was done the middle of 8th grade!) and Ayase taking forever to type (Ai: Ha). Hopefully this will not happen again.