See? A new chapter. Are you happy now? X3 I would like to thank one of my reviewers—flippin sweet Twilight lover—for giving me the French Toast idea. BRILLIANT. Poor Edward...

Bella's POV

I practically ran to the lunchroom, trying to escape Edward, something I thought I would never do. He was truly upset over the whole toast thing, which I found utterly hilarious really.

My vampire boyfriend was now afraid of toast because of me. Oh, I would never let it go. At the most random times I would probably wave toast in his face, just to get on his nerves. After all, what was a good relationship without a bit of teasing and taunting every now and then?

I suddenly found myself sitting next to Alice picking at some 'nice' Cafeteria food. I was staring at Edward, planning my next attack. Oh I was so mean to him, but it was so funny!

"Oh, Bella, look!" Alice waved her hand in the direction of Edward sitting across form us at a different table, "Look what you did to my brother."

"I know, I'm sorry Alice, I'll go apolo—" I began, I would've finished but Alice started to laugh.

"You want to…Hahahaha….Apologize…Ahahahahaa!"

I stared at her, confused, "What? You are all upset about him not talking to you, and he's all upset…so…I'm going to apologize." I stood up but Alice pulled me back down.

"No! I was being sarcastic, Bella." She blinked a few times and then said, "BRING ON THE FRENCH TOAST!"

I raised one eyebrow and glanced at Edward, I held out my hand for Alice to shake. I never thought it would happen, but it did. Alice and I were a team going against Edward with, toast, a very deadly weapon now.

Alice shook my hand, "It's a deal than."

I nodded. "If anything bad happens, I'm blaming you."

"Got it." Alice smiled wide and stared at Edward with an innocent look on her face.

It was going to get very messy, very soon.

Edward's POV

French toast. Bella and Alice were going to work evil on me with French toast. Oh, perfect. I was beginning to hate toast in general. I leaned back against the chair and analyzed Alice's innocent expression; she was blocking her thoughts from me by thinking about Jasper.

I twitched as a very visual image of Jasper came to mind.

"I didn't need to see that, Alice." I said.

Oh I know, but that's what you get for trying to read my mind. Back off bucko. I've got work to do in this mind of mine. She thought, her smile growing wider.

I noticed that Bella was looking back and forth between us, a worried expression on her face.

"Don't worry, Bella. Edward doesn't know what we're planning." I heard Alice mutter to Bella.

"I don't want to either." I said, knowing fairly well that she could hear me.

"He said he doesn't want to know either by the way, Bella." Alice translated.

Hey, look, Cullen's sitting by himself, he looks pissed too. Oh yeah! Time to make my move on Bella, I bet they're going to break up soon…Oh, Jessica's talking...right…What is she jabbering about anyway? Newton's thoughts were adding to my frustration.

And quite suddenly, I formed the perfect plan to get Bella and Alice to stop attacking me. Two can play at that game and only one would win, which would be me of course. I knew Bella's weakness.

Distantly I heard Alice's voice say "OH CRAP!" as I decided to put my plan to action.

OPERATION: DAZZLE BELLA

Oh yes, OPERATION: DAZZLE BELLA. And to kinda-qoute Bella, 'It's going to get very mess, very soon.' Ohhhhh yeah. BUWAHAHAHAA. Ermm…anyway…