Alice's POV
I skipped my last class, if Edward and Bella were skipping, well so was I. That fool wasn't going to ruin my plan this time.
I danced all the way home and bounded into Jasper, making him drop his book. He frowned at me and picked the book back up, dusting it off. "JASPERRR!" I yelled, attacking him in a giant hug.
"Hello to you too, love." I could tell he was trying to read behind my back.
"Hey, listen, Jazz, do you know where I can get a giant jar of jelly?" I asked him, tapping my chin, trying to remember stores that sold giant stuff.
"Why….?" He asked me suspiciously. He had every right to be suspicious too because even I knew that me asking for a giant jar of jelly meant trouble.
"Edward, duh! We're going to get a giant jar of jelly—"
"Wait…what do you mean by 'we' exactly? You aren't involving me in all of this are you?" Jasper stared at me, "Does it look like I want to get on Edward's bad side?"
I rolled my eyes, "Oh you aren't going to get on his bad side! All you're going to do is attack him with toasted bread. I'll do the jelly part. It'll be fun! You know you've always wanted to make Edward feel humiliated." I poked Jasper's shoulder a few times. "C'mon Jazzzyyy…Y'know you want to…."
"Fine, fine…It does sound tempting…"
"See? You'll have fun with this I promise."
Later.
Still Alice's POV
"Bella? What's wrong?" Edward asked Bella. I watched in the shadows, Jasper right behind me, waiting as well. They were both outside, getting ready to sneak in, Charlie was out at La Push for the weekend.
"Nothing, never mind...I just thought I saw…it must've been someone's cat." Bella shrugged and went to open the front door.
Jasper had tracked down Bella and Edward earlier that day while they were both out to dinner. Bella had excused herself to the restroom and that's where I attacked. I had given her my plan through a piece of paper knowing that Edward would hear me if I spoke.
It was so easy. Jasper and I watched as Bella blushed and flirted, blushed and flirted. Jasper nearly died laughing. I guess it was pretty hilarious to feel your brothers sexual need.
Poor Edward, he had no idea we had jars and jars of uncapped grape jelly and a mountain of buttered toast waiting in Bella's room.
Jasper's POV
Edward was about to be murdered with his worst nightmare. Toast. Who would've thought that his weaknesses were sweaters and toast?
Bella's POV
Apparently the flirt and blush plan was working pretty well because Edward's kisses were pretty danged passionate now. Poor guy, I loved him but…seeing him in jelly and toast would be better than anything…
I opened the door to my bedroom and smiled wide. "1….2…GO!" suddenly Alice and Jasper appeared, attacking Edward with jars and jars of jelly. Edward was actually too stunned to move out of the way.
And then came the toast.
"THE TOAST IS COMING TO GET YOU EDWARD!! THE TOAST IS COMING TO GET YOUUUU!!" I yelled, rolling on the bed laughing.
Edward wiped his face free of the jelly, "Okay. Nice. Very nice…But you still haven't won yet."
Alice, Jasper, and I stopped laughing and stared at him, "What's that supposed to mean?" I asked, staring at him.
"It means….that I told Rosalie that you were DYING for a shopping trip Bella and she agreed to take you, just because she's bored and wants to dress someone up, Alice will be going to except, Alice, before we go I'm dropping you off at the Dollar General and VIDEO TAPPING you buying something worth a BUCK. And Jasper….It might've slipped to Carlisle that you tampered and probably destroyed beyond repair one of his prized possessions…."
And all at once, "OH MY FREAKING FISHSTICKS I HATE YOU."
Edward smiled all smug like, "I love you guys too."
Haha. Edward won. None of you were suspecting that, huh. Surprise ending. YAY. Burn. And at the end they actually said something ELSE…but you know…it's K+ rating guys…we're just going to pretend they did say that instead of other words….On another thing I'll probably put up what happened to them all. Sorry it was short but it had to end sometime.