"….made me realized that you were the last man in the world that I could ever be prevailed upon to marry!!" Lizzie Bennett yelled at Mr. Darcy.

"Forgive me…" Mr. Darcy said quietly, taking a step closer to Lizzie.

"HOW COULD YOU LIZZIE? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO MR. DARCY? YOUR TRUE LOVE! HOW DARE YOU!?!" a wretched screaming emitted from the poor throat of Bella swan as she threw a fairly large piece of toast at Lizzie Bennett's face on the Television screen.

Edward Cullen, her beloved vampire, her guardian angel of sorts, ran into the room. "Bella? Bella are you alright?"

"SHUT UP EDWARD!' Bella screamed, rubbing her eyes furiously as the tears fell. The movie, Pride and Prejudice, based on the book by Jane Austen was on pause, apparently the large piece of toast had landed and pressed the pause button on the remote.

"THE TOAST IS COMING TO GET YOU KEIRA! IT'S COMING TO GET YOU!!" Bella screamed again, running into the kitchen to get another piece of toast to throw at Keira's face.

Edward yelled and ran upstairs, "BELLA, SWEETIE, I THOUGHT WE GOT PASSED THIS! I THOUGHT YOU PROMISED NEVER TO HIT ME WITH TOAST AGAINN!!"

"TAKE THIS LIZZIE!" Bella threw a piece of toast from a large stack at Keira's face, unfortunately, since she had such bad aim, she missed and hit Mr. Darcy's shoulder that was in view.

Bella gasped and dropped all the toast on the floor. "OH, DARLING, I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!"

"It's alright, Bella, I'm fine…" Edward said, coming back downstairs now.

"I'M SORRY I HURT YOU LIKE LIZZIE DID! I LOVE YOU!" Bella sobbed.

"Bella, I love you too, but who's Lizzie?"

"LIZZIE THAT BLOODY KEIRA KNIGHTLY, I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

"I don't know Keira Knightly, Bella…"

Bella, quite suddenly ran up to the TV screen and hugged Mr. Darcy's shoulder view. "I love you Mr. Darcy, I'm so sorry…I love you! You can marry me!"

"….OH YEAH, SURE, YOU LET THIS DARCY GUY MARRY YOU BUT NOT ME, HUH? ME, RIGHT HERE, YOUR PRINCE CHARMING? HELLO? EDWARD CULLEN?? DON'T YOU LOVE ME? WHAT ABOUT ME? AM I CHOPPED LIVER??"

Bella muttered quietly to Mr. Darcy's shoulder view, picked up the toast, threw one at Edward to make him shut up, and then began to viciously thwack Lizzie Bennet's face until she crumpled to the ground, sobbing.

"Bella?" Edward was instantly at Bella's side, twitching and moving slightly over at the site of the nearby toast. He was still suffering from the dramatization of being hit with toast multiple times in the past week.

"I LOVE THIS MOVIEEE!!!" Bella yelled, through choked sobs, "…But I hate idiot Lizzie." She said, and with her anger returned beat the TV with the toast again.

"I'll be upstaiirsss…." Edward said, realizing that Bella was far from communication.

"DIE! DIE DIE DIEEEE!!!! DIE YOU LIZZIE!! DIIIEEEEEEE!!!" She screamed.

Authors Note:// After deciding that I shall hit Keira Knightly's giant floating head when it appears on my TV screen when she yells at Mr. Darcy when I get the Pride and Prejuidice movie….this was born.//:End Authors Note