Chapter 3- The Atasuki invades!
"I heard that kid, Myryu has Naruto and Gaara over." Deidera said as he got up form his chair with a sandwich, but apparently... his mouth hands was eating it. "Hey!" Deidera yelled as he punched his hand. "Ow!" The mouth yelled.
"I have noticed that Myryu has Sasuke and Myryu has a demon too..."
Itachi said as he looked out the blank window.
"Sasuke, Myryu, Gaara and Naruto." Zetsu counted.
"Also Lee and Neji!" Kisame yelled as he hopped onto the chair.
"Kisame!" Itachi yelled as he tried to remove Kisame from his face.
"Lee has Hidden lotus and Neji has Byakugan!" Kisame yelled as he was pushed off of Itachi.
"Exactly." Deidera said.
Meanwhile...
"Let go of my water!" Lee yelled as Gaara reached for Lee's water bottle.
"I'm thirsty!" Gaara yelled. "Carrying this sand makes me thirsty!" Gaara yelled. "Who's fault is that?!" Lee asked. "You know that Deidera and the rest of the Atasuki is chasing me!" Gaara yelled. Flashback...
"Bam!" Deidera was thrown across the sand as Gaara retreated from Deidera.
"Don't remind me." Sasuke said as he remembered the massive beating by Itachi. "..." Myryu sighed as he had his own affair with Zetsu. "Stay away, you cannibal!" Myryu yelled as he charged his Kadori up at Zetsu. "But you look tasty!" Zetsu yelled. "Back up, fool!" Myryu yelled.
The Atasuki was coming in their minivan but it broke down. "Crap!" Itachi yelled as he used fireball jutsu to blow it sky high!
"Hey, we got to pay for that!" Deidera yelled. Kisame was listening to sea techno music on his Ipod. Zetsu was chewing on a dog. "We have to split up!" Itachi yelled. "We're almost there anyways." Itachi stated. Kisame rushed towards Myryu's house and knocked on the door. "Hello." Kisame said as Myryu's mom let him in. Itachi fell down and then slided to a sewer. "Ah!" Itachi yelled as he fell into the murky water. "Ew!" Itachi yelled. Zetsu disguised himself as grass until Myryu's dad came by with a lawn mower. Deidera ran into the backyard to a dog. "Ah!" Deidera yelled. Hidan got out of the minivan rumble. "Hmp." Hidan yelled as he walked into the open window.
Kakuzu was robbing a bank.