(Author's note: This is the final chapter)
Chapter 6- The return
"Oh well, now we can return." Temari said as she stood at the street where Myryu lived.
Once they returned to the house. Zetsu was on the ground. "Too much retro!" He said as he drooled. "Um, Isn't that one of the akatsuki?" Kankuro asked Temari. They kept walking then they saw Itachi stuck in a toilet. "Ah!" He yelled
"Itachi?!" Temari yelled. They kept walking to see a grave saying Hidan. "Got hit by a giant afro."
"..." They sighed.
They began walking again to see Kisame on the ground,holding his face. "Momma! My eyes!" He yelled as he pointed to the sky. "What's going on?" Temari thought as she walked into the house.
Deidara was on the ground, holding his sides. "Too much hugging." He said as Gaara came downstairs. "Temari-kun!" He yelled as he dived into Temari. "Gaara-kun, what happened?" Temari asked as Kankuro came in.
"The akatsuki came after Myryu, Naruto and I." He said as he picked up Deidara and threw him out. "Grrr..." The dog came out. "Uh-oh." He said.
Myryu came downstairs. "Hey, Temari!" Myryu said as he grabbed Zetsu. "Ok, Man-eating grass, I'm taking to KFC!" Myryu said. "They use the 51 secret spices who are my cousins! No!" Zetsu yelled. Sasuke came downstairs. "Itachi, I have a toiletscrubber." Itachi was gone in a heartbeat.
Naruto gave Hidan some ramen. "Here." Hidan got out his grave. "Ah! Zombie!!!" He yelled as Shikamaru came. "..." he sighed. Hidan was whimpering, scared of Shikamaru.