Sigh... Getting new ideas for songs is quite hard... I spend a lot of time watching all MTVs and VIVAs I've got. So please, forgive me, if my choice seems unsuitable for you. I'll try to make it better, and... um. Suggestions welcome D
Special thanks to:
Lady Dark Angel
Mistress DragonFlame (this time I used paste & copy :- )
Nicci Rockdad
Lina Gabriev
Airi-chan ( Your ideas are great! I'll surely use them in later chapters. In that turn they have to sing songs of artist of the same sex. Tee hee...)
There was so quiet, that sound of spider hitting the ground was like shot. Not to mention, that it was a very funny look with everyone sweatdropping, muthdropping, eyes popping out and a one dead from shock spider. Okay, not dead – it would be too brutal...
Haiiro was the first one to regain her senses.
"Oookay, thank you... Gourry. It was... umm... VERY original, now you can go and dress up in your normal clothes..."
Swordsman flapped happily his wings for the last time and went backstage. As soon as he was out of sight everyone came back to normal. After a moment Gourry was back and as he sat down he waved to Lina. She blushed and immediately looked away mumbling 'Jellyfish brains... Canary...'
"Okay, people! And others... Let's pretend that nothing's happened." Haii looked at the piece of paper she held in her hands " The next person to make an idiot of him... eckhm, to entertain us with his song is going to be..."
Everyone held his or her breath.
"Mr..."
Everyone set their eyes on Zel and Xel. Amelia and Filia sighed with relief.
"... ... Or Miss... "
Now girls tensed.
Haii smirked. "Tee hee... that's the way how my physics teacher asks. I've always wanted to do this. BUAHAHAHAHhaaaa"
Again everyone sweatdropped not understanding what was that about.
":cough:cough: Nevermind. Next one will be ZELGADIS!"
Zel stood up and unenthusiastically (what a long word...) approached to Haiiro, who handled him a few pieces of paper. As he read them he raised his eyebrow.
"Sigh... Let's say that this one" he gave to host one of cards. She snatched it from his hand and quickly read it.
"Awww... Why this one? It's not so funn..." she stopped when she saw furious Lina who held a sign with 'YOU DIDN'T LET ME CHOSE AGAIN, SO...' written on it. "Alright, Zel, go and change your clothes."
Zel went backstage and somehow frustrated Haiiro faced the audience.
"Alright guys, now it's..." suddenly lighting bulb appeared over her head. Devious smile appeared on her face and with maniac smile she also run out of the stage.
Lina & co sweatdropped. "And what was that about?"
"YAAAAAAAAYYY! WOHOooo... YAY :applouse:applouse:" audience was a bit backward... nevermind.
A while later Zelgadis came on stage, causing this time whole female part of audience to drool and whistle.
Zel was dressed in leather, black jacket. Moreover, it was unzipped giving a good view on his muscled chest. All guys 'humphed' looking on their drooling dates and started to plan to visit a gym more often. Chimera was also wearing black trousers and black shoes.
Amelia just couldn't take her eyes off him. Despite the fact that chimera was dresses in black, which is known to be the colour of evil...
HE LOOKED GREAT! Suddenly, Zel turned around and noticed her looking on him. They both blushed and quickly turned their heads.
Single person in the audience 'awwwwwwed'. Everyone turned around and saw that it was one security officer. O.o
Lina blinked "It's gettin' weird. And where is Haiiro?"
"Here I am!" Haii rushed on the stage. She looked at Zel and mouthdropped.
"Wow... eckhm. You look... great!"
"Uhum..." agreed Zel's funclub sitting at the first table. Chimera sweatdropped.
'Pretend that you haven't seen that...' he thought.
"Okay, let's start before this show gets too long. Zel, who do you want to dedicate this song to?"
Zel had the same dilemma like Lina 'All right. Lina... no. Gourry... NO. Filia... better no. She probably still has that mace. Xellos... ' chimera spat 'HELL NO!' and than he looked at starry eyed Amelia. 'oh... Alright.'
"I will dedicate this song to Amelia"
Haii grinned deviously.
"Freaks and people! Meet Zelgadis as a... um... Green Day vocalist in the 'Boulevard of broken dreams'!"
Music started and Zelgadis started to sing:
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
„Oh, Mr. Zelgadis" sighed princess & Zel's funclub. No, my mistake. His fanclub was already lying on the ground with stars in their eyes.
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard. of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
„Zel surely is talented..." nodded Lina. She didn't notice that Gourry seemed to sadden suddenly.
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
„It's so sad, isn't it, Miss Filia?" Ame turned with tears in her eyes to dragon. Unfortunately, blonde was just gagging Xel. :sweatdrop:
My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My... Amelia's heart the only thing that's beating?
Wha? Who? Where? How?
Amelia & Zel blushed furiously.
Haii laughed maniacally. „BUAHAHAHAHAH! KNOW THE POWER OF MY PEN YOU LOSY MORTALS!"
Zel sweatdropped and with a deep sigh continued.
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Yeah... someone normal...
Till then I walk alone
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
It's so stupid.
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everythings all right
„Linaa what does that 'f' word mean?"
Lina blushed. „Shuddup, jellyfish brains!"
(I found out that jellyfish has no brains. Matches Gourry perfectly, ne?)
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...
My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My... eckchm. Amelia's heart the only thing that's beating
:sigh:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh
Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh...
OH. MY. GOD. NEVER. AGAIN.
Zelgadis finished his song and not waiting for Haii, walked off the stage.
„Wow, that was something. Does anyone want to say anything?" Haii asked
„YEES! WEEEE!" yelled whole Zel's funclub. Having no choice Haiiro approached to them. „Yes?"
The one holding the biggest 'I 'heart' U Zel!' sign stood up.
„I'd like to say that ZEL IS THE GREATEST MAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR YOUR CURE CUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS! And leave that Justice Princess! She's not worth you!"
„Hey!" Ame frowned.
„Ignore them." Said Zel entering the stage. His fanclub again drooled.
„I will, Mr. Zelgadis" smiled Amelia.
„AAAAwwwwwww..." security officers were very sensitive. Surprisingly, it was still the same squad as in the beginning of the show. ...
...
Nevermind. People and security officers DO change.
":sweatdrop: They seem to be overworked... Okay. Amelia, you're next."
Princess tensed and walked to the host. Someone in the audience yelled "Justice Rules!"
Amelia looked over her shoulder and than Haii took one card and placed it like princess was pointing at it.
"AHA! So you chose this one!" Amelia panicky looked at her 'choice'.
"Hey! It's unjustice! I haven't..."
"Nor did I..." interrupted her Lina. When Amelia saw a little fireball forming in redhead's hands she decided not to argue more...
"Alright. Ame, you can go backstage..."
When princess dissapeard Haii faced the audience
"It's time to have a talk with another couple in here! Let's say..."
She flew to one table surrounded by a thick smoke. She waved to see who's sitting there, and she saw a women with quite dark skin, long, blonde hair and round glasses on her nose. She held a cigarette in her mouth, so she was probably the cause of smoke barrier.
Next to her sat tall men with dressed in red-black coat and matching, big hat. His face was hid in shadow, but it could be seen that he had yellow, round glasses. They seemed to be really STRANGE...
"Umm... Hello?" women gave her a look. Haii sweatdropped. " Heh, heh... Could you tell me your names?"
Women hissed. "I'm Sir Integral Wingates Hellsing. Would you please leave us alone?"
Haii sweatdropped. With resign she turned to the strange man,
"And who are you?"
Man rised his head looking at her with one inhuman eye. Than, he spoke with deep voice:
"I'm Alucard, the vampire. What about joining us?" Shiver came through Haii's spine.
":gulp: heh heh... Maybe later?" and she quickly moved away letting the thick smoke mist to fall back. With pounding heart she walked on stage.
"Amelia, are you ready?"
"Yeees, I'm comin!"
When Amelia came on stage she was looking...
"Beautiful..." slipped from Zel's mouth. Gourry looked at him and blinked. Chimera blushed and suddenly found the opposite wall very interesting.
Amelia was also blushing, but because of the fact, that she was dressed only in black socks, black panties and black top. Lina suddenly felt very jealous about her 'shape'. Well, her costume had to be stuffed in certain place...
"Amelia, yours dedication?"
"I'd like to dedicate this song to... ummm... Zel :blush:"
Anyone notice lack of Mr:smirk:
"So all you freaks around, meet Amelia as Jennifer Lopez in 'I'm Glad!"
Music started...
"bum hit thud bum bumm"
"Ooops, wrong tune..."
This time right music...
Baby when I think about
The day that we first met
"She had great face when saw you the first time, ne Zel?" mocked Lina
"Shuddup"
Wasn't looking for what I found
But I found you
And I'm bound to
Find happiness in bein' around you
Filia and whole romantic part of audience 'awwed'
Zelgadis's almost killed her with look.
I'm glad when I'm makin' love to you
I'm glad for the way you make me feel
I love it 'cause you seem to blow my mind
Everytime
I'm glad when we walk you hold my hand
"Although he just pretends that he doesn't want her to lose and cause trouble. Or something..."
"Shuddup."
I'm happy that you know how to be a man
"Rather chimera" smirked Xellos
Zelgadis simply knocked him off.
I'm glad that you came into my life
I'm so glad
I dig the way that you get down
(you get down and thugged out)
And you still know how to hold me
Perfect
"Wow, Zel, I didn't know that you're like that."
Lina was knocked off too.
blend, masculine (can't get enough now)
I think
I'm in love Damn, finally
Amelia send her friends a worried look. She didn't say that she was singing about Zelgadis. She didn't also say that she's not... but that's not important...
I'm glad
That you
Turned out to be
That certain someone special
Who makes this life
Worth living
"Zel, maybe you should start working as a psychiatrist?"
Chimera blinked surprised.
"You know such difficult words, Gourry?"
"Wha?
"phew... For a moment I was worried that the end of world is near..."
I'm glad
You're here
Just lovin' me
So say that you won't leave
"See Zelgadis, stop looking for your cure and..."
He ignored the fact, that Filia is a dragon. With a heavy mace.
Statistics: 3 lying on the floor, 2 sitting, 1 singing
'Cause since the day you came
I've been glad
I'm glad when I'm makin' love to you
I'm glad for the way you make me feel
I love it 'cause you seem to blow my mind
Everytime
... No one left to comment/disturb her.
We're not counting Gourry, of course.
I'm glad when we walk you hold my hand
I'm happy that you know how to be a man
I'm glad that you came into my life
I'm so glad...
"YAAAYYY! WOWOOO :applouse:appluse:"
Amelia bowed and with a smile went backstage.
Haii came to the middle of the stage. "Does anyone want to say anything?"
"Yeeees!" yelled again the leader of Zel's funclub.
"Anyone?"
"ME!"
"No one? Come on, guys!" Suddenly she was hit by a big sign.
Fangirl came on the stage and approached to Zel.
"I'd like to say that after this song we understood that she deserves you and that we won't bother you anymore." She gave him 'pat-pat' on head and headed off. "Now I'll have to tell my boyfriend that he doesn't have to take that 'attach-rocks-to-your-skin' operation..." she worried.
: group swaetdrop:
Heh, heh. The end of 3rd chappie! I feel so tired. YAWN... some notes to Amelia's performance:
1.It was only song and she didn't even choose it herself.
2. How come everyone automatically associated text of that song with Zel?
Those questions won't be ever answered.
Or maybe in one of the next chapters -
Suggestions free so R&R!