Yay.. so:
First, Kill me. For lack of updates. I'm soo sorry... end of the school year, you know. I had so much things to do that.. ugh... and the results are: 1) I hate Napoleon. 2) I hate physics.3) I hate chemistry. 4) I hate books. 5) The next person to annoy me will die in a terrible accident.
The only thought that keeps me alive is... I'M GOING TO ENGLAND! School trip. From 20.06 to 30.06. I'll be in Oxford and in London... so if you'll a strange group of kids all speaking strange language (polish), I'm probably among them. So you an have a chance to kill me :D
Well.. I'm sorry, now I'll say:
DON'T EXPECT ME TO UPDATE WITHIN NEXT MONTH! OR MAYBE TWO!
I'm moving, so my computer will be out of order.
Heheh.. I've read the last chap. Of my story.. and I absolutely can't remember... what I wanted to do next? Can someone help me? ... okay... happy improvisation.
Now I should thank all these people who reviewed.. but I think they'll be more grateful if i updated.. so maybe I'll add their nicknames when I'm back.. yaaawn :3 sorry :D
Somewhere...
Xellos was sitting on a rock with a torture painted on his face, as Luna was walking in circles and explaining her plan to him.
"Understand?"
"Not quietly."
Luna groaned and glared at him. He covered himself with his hands "JUST JOKING!"
She shook her head angrily. "Don't get on my nerves, priest. It's a serious AND delicate case"
He sighed. 'I know, I know... but can't you do this all alone? Or take someone else? I have enough problems with girls..." the last part was spoken very quietly
Luna turned around with a mocking smile. "Problems with your little dragon?"
Xel sent her a sharp look but said nothing.
"Touchy, touchy" the woman waved her hand. "Nevermind. So, shall we go?"
He shrugged. Luna giggled. "Seems that someone's holding a grudge over me..."
'And I bet that I'm not alone...' thought Xel as they teleported back to the studio.
And at the bar...
Amelia poked her meat with a fork. The meat growled and snarled at her. That made her loose her appetite completely.
She glanced at the man standing at her side, but he wasn't paying attention to the world around him. Ame sighed.
"Excuse me." She said getting to her feet. "I'll be back in a minute". All of sudden, she had a mind to get something to drink. Something... alcoholic!
'Miss Lina never orders wine because it's too expensive, and by the way, she is dangerous WITHOUT being drunk.' She thought making her way through the crowd.
'So, what should I choose...' she wondered studying the labels. Most of the wines were the cheap ones, bought in a store across the street, but there was one she knew from home. Her dad never let her drink it, because it was too strong for such a delicate lady like her, but a sip won't harm anyone, won't it?
AT THE STAGE...
"So... can you explain why MY son was singing SUCH song with YOU?" asked Zelas
"It was a challenge. I never wanted to take part in it." Answered Filia
"So why are you?"
"Um.. Lina?"
Zelas chuckled. "Yes.. that is an argument I can't beat. And can you tell me... What is the secret of your great figure?" she smiled.
Filia poured two cups of tea and gave one to the Beastmaster.
"Heh, it's nothing special. But what are you doing to keep your hair that way? I always use tons of cosmetic, but still it never looks the way I want..."
"You see, the most important thong is to..."
Xellos was watching this scene from a platform under the ceiling. 'How interesting, how they get along... Quite unusual, especially when they're probably going to be one family soon... WHAT I AM THINKING ABOUT?' he shook his head violently.
'Filia my wife, good joke. Hah hah. I would laugh my head of if was in good mood. But, actually...' he looked closer at the dragoness. In this moment she giggled from somethin Zelas told her. '..why not?'
"Tsk, tsk, aren't you getting too soft?"
Mazoku turned around quickly and saw Luna leaning on a wall.
"How long has you been watching me?"
The woman grinned. "I love the way you get nervous. Now, don't be such a lazyass, remember you promised to help me with my PLAN."
"I don't recall me promising anything to you..." he answered putting a hand on his hip.
"Oh, yes, I FORCED YOU, now come! No time for academic discussions!"
And in that moment they both disappeared.
BACK TO THE BAR...
"Has anyone seen Amelia?"
Zelgadis woke from his trance and looked at Haiiro. Just then he realised, that the princess wasn't sitting anymore in her chair.
Lina and Gourry looked surprised too. "I wunduh wha did shah go" said redhead chewing her chicken.
"I'd better go find her." Said Zel making an attempt to plunge in the crowd, but he was stopped by Haii hanging on his cape.
"No, stay here and keep an eye on these two" she looked at the table where the swordsman and the sorceress were checking who can stuff more in their mouth
Zelgadis frowned, but nodded. 'Amelia is surely okay, I don't have to run after her every time she's not in my eyesight.'.'
If he had seen what Haiiro did when she reached the bar...
NO, MY STORY HAS TO BE COMPLICATED. SO AGAIN BACK TO XEL AND LUNA...
"I'm NOT doing THIS!" yelled mazoku, trying to free himself from a chair he was tied to.
"Oh yes, you do! Just think about it this way – you can prove again that you are the greatest prankster in the world! With your talent I'm sure they won't be able to tell that you're not me!" answered Luna calmly, taking a lip-gloss from her bag.
"But..but..." he tried to protest, but he stood no chance.
When Luna finished the makeover, she allowed Xel to stand up. Thanks to the cosmetics and the fact, that Xellos was quite slim, practically no magic was needed to make him look like her twin. Twin sister, of course.
"And now, remember, go there and try to get Gourry's attention. Remember, what he reacts to and what I shouldn't do. When you're finished, then you can show up and pretend that it was all a joke. Then, bring all information to me, and this way I'll get my Gourry!"
Mazoku sighed as he watched her dreaming about her future life with a tall blonde swordsmen along her side. But Luna was right, it could be fun. The only minus was that it interfered with his plans with Filia. Not that he had any plans, of course... Or maybe...
Now he was the one dreaming about his future life, when he was brutally woken up with a kick in the $$. It was time to begin the PLAN.
Xel teleported to the door of kitchen and brought from nowhere a plate of delicious cinnamon – vanilla ice cream in a milk chocolate coating. 'The road to man's stomach leads via his stomach' he smiled to himself and went to the table where Slayers sat.
Mazoku grinned as he noticed that every man in the room turned around just to catch a glimpse of him. 'Yeah... men or woman, I still have it' snickered Xel, making his way towards the tall, blonde swordsman.
Lina was the first to spot 'her sister' coming back. In that moment her face was incredible, something like a face of someone who just saw the most ugliest insect in the world eating ten grossy hamburgers from McDonald and at the same time stuffing it's face with mustard.
EWWWWWWW...
That of course made Xellos very happy. He placed his plate before Gourry
"Hey, honey, sorry I left you for so long" he winked. The swordsman blinked.
"Uhm..thanks, but who are you?" he asked scratching his head.
Xel facefaulted and Lina grinned happily.
"Sorry sis, he remembers only people who're worth it"
Xellos stood up "Don't push it too far, 'sis'..." he replied darkly. Oh, benefits of being Lina's older sister...
Just then mazoku noticed that Zelgadis is staring at him suspiciously. Then a thought came to his mind. Xel quickly glanced at Gourry, who was again lost in eating and covering his dessert from Lina.
'Well.. they're not paying attention, so I can annoy our little chimera, as well...'
Zelgadis frowned seeing Luna smiling. There was something suspicious in that smile, but he didn't have time to ponder about it more, because the woman came to him and embraced him with one hand. Zel felt immediately blood rushing to his head.
"And you must be Zelgadis, sorry I haven't talked with you before..."
LET'S LEAVE THEM ALONE AND SEE WHAT'S HEPPENING AT THE BAR...
Haiiro was slowly getting irritated. She's the host of this show, but no one shows her any respect! Actually, everyone is stomping on her, yelling at her, and some people were even trying to steal her cape...
"Froooooooooommm Paris to Tokyoooo!"
'Oh, and there are already some people drunk. One of these days...' she muttered.
Then something hit her. She knew the voice of that drunken person. She quickly made her way through the crowd (oh, thank you my shoes with metal) and saw no one but Amelia, singing some latest hits on a top of the table.
"Because of you I never can eat a pepperoni!"
Haii's first thought was to take the princess away, but seeing that everyone seem to enjoy her perform, she decided that it can be funny to take advantage of this situation.
She ran around asking people what song would they give Amelia to sing, and two minutes later she was standing on a table, next to Ame, and speaking to her microphone.
"Drunk Ladies and Drunk Gentlemen! I'd like to present you a short performance by Amelia Wilsomething, who kindly agreed to sing to you although it's a break! So..." Haiiro rose her free hand and waved at Amelia. A cloud of smoke covered the princess, and when it faded she was dressed in a black jacket with white shirt, black trousers and a black hat on her head.
"I made a quick research, that didn't bring any results, so I chose Michel Jackson's song "Bad"! She would never sing it sober, so watch! It's the only occasion!
(A/N: thanks to people who suggested it to me, because it wasn't my idea : ) but I liked it : ) although I had some problems with fitting it in.. but well.. here it is!)
The music started playing and Amelia made a few quick moves characteristic to M.J., what was quite surprising considering her state.
Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
Her voice was a bit hoarse, but she still sung pretty well. Truth to be told – who was listening to her now? Everyone was looking, because under the influence of alcohol Ame seemed to be ...less shy. More provoking.
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...
The Slayers, who were sitting quite far from the bar, suddenly realised that all the people went somewhere.
"Whuh did they goh?" asked Lina looking around. Zelgadis finally managed to take Xel's hands away and concentrated on sound coming from nearby.
"It's Amelia!" he yelled suddenly and without a look back he run to the bar. Somehow, he made his way to the first row and his mouth dropped to the floor. Amelia, drunk, singin on the table, making such moves wasn't surely something he was expecting. In this moment the princess saw him and winked.
I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
The others chose this moment to catch up.
"Hey, what's wro... Amelia?" Lina had eyes as big as plates. Even Mr I-am-never-surprised-I-know-everything-fruitcake was.
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About
Amelia crouched in front of Zelgadis and was now staring right into his eyes, their faces merely inches apart.
Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
She started to play with her collar.
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .
And Ame jumped on her legs to present a few of Jackson's moves to the rest. Just in time, cause few seconds more and Zel would probably faint from lack of air.
Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
"Umm... quite surprising to hear it from her mouth..." said Lina, not noticing that Gourry was again occupied by 'her sister'.
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
"So... tell me, Gourry, do you like girls with full shapes?" whispered Xellos in swordsman's ear, but he didn't seem to affected by this. The blonde simply looked at him... her... I'm confused... him and said "well.. no... I think I don't." And he turned away.
Xel twitched. "It seems that he's lost for Lina... but I'd better not tell this to Luna..."
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .
The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Amelia stood in front of Zel, giving him a nice view of her legs. He was to embarrassed to look higher.
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna Take You Right
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Suddenly he felt Ame's finger under his chin and she forced him to look up.
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands
Zel couldn't help not to twitch. Stones...Yeah...
But They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
She let Zel go and struck a pose pointing at the ceiling. Then she made a perfect back flip and landed in a split.
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .
Amelia jumped to her legs and begun a tap – dance. Lina was still to shocked to notice what's going on behind her back.
"So you think that girl should be short?"
"Yep."
"And have long hair?"
"...I think so."
"And she should know how to defend herself?"
"...well... yes..."
"And that she shouldn't be too cultural?"
"What does it mean?"
"Hopeless..."
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
In that moment Amelia grabbed Zel by collar and dragged him to the scene. His weak protests were ignored.
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It-You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
The situation was more and more uncomfortable. When the princess started to use Zel in a very similar way that some nice ladies use tubes in some nice clubs, he decided that it's gone too far. He started whispering a purifying spell...
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Which of course had to start work when the song was over... Amelia fainted in his arms, but the audience was furious. Immediately, the table was covered by flowers, money, and even some pieces of clothing...
Zelgadis ignored then and carried Amelia away (in a bridal fashion). Just then Lina spotted that Gourry is... gone?
The sorceress winced. 'Great, I'm not watching him for a second and he's already gone... With Luna! I'm gonna, I'm gonna...' she was looking desperately around, but couldn't find her companion. 'I'm gonna... I'm gonna do nothing...' she sat with resignation in a chair. 'Let's face the truth.. if he wants her, then I stand no chance... Maybe I should... give up?'
"DON'T GIVE UP, MY CHILD!"
Lina jumped in a surprise. She looked at her right, where moment ago no one sat, and saw a tall lady dressed in... actually dressed normally, but she had a purple sweater on her head that was probably supposed to look like turban.
"And who are you? And how do you know my thoughts?" asked redhead.
"Uhuuuhh... Joseph the fairy knows everything!"
(A/N. Joseph the fairy is one of my alter ego... whenever I have a good mood I turn into him to bring everyone down with my infamous fortune telling! But it's not important..)
Lina frowned. "Yeah..right... Now, I'm going to stand up and I'll slowly walk awaaaayy!"
She couldn't even finish this sentence, because Joseph the fairy caught her by hand and threw her to the floor.
"NO, YOU CAN'T GO NOW! I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT! QUICK, TAKE ONE CARD!" and she showed Lina two cards. The sorceress took one of them and looked at it. It was a Joker. Joseph snatched it from her hand and gasped dramatically.
"You know what it means ? You know ? The joker is free and is planning something! RUN FOREST, RUN!" and she run away.
Lina titled her head. 'Where do such people come from...' then she noticed that Joker was lying on a floor. Redhead took it in her hands and looked at it with wonder. 'Joker... planning something... joker... joker... WHERE IS XELLOS?"
And said mazoku was now sitting with Gourry and noting some important facts from his life.
"So, you don't like girls with short blonde hair?"
"Yeah, you should have been where I've been and you would be afraid too!"
"Hehe, no doubt. And... "
"GOURRY!"
The swordsman looked around. "Hi Lina, I was wondering where are you."
She was just about to reply, when she saw whom he's with. She saddened suddenly. "Umm.. Nevermind.. I'll go to find Xellos alone... I don't want to disturb you..."
Gourry literally jumped after her "What are you saying? I'm going with you!"
Lina looked at him with stars in her eyes. "really?"
Swordsman sighed. "Lina, listen, I know that I'm less intelligent than you, but there are some things I see, and I see that we need to talk seriously."
Redhead opened her mouth, but blonde continued.
"I see that you 're afraid that when your sister is around I you're not important to me, but you're wrong! You're always the most important person for me and.. and.. and I..."
"Yes?" Lina felt her heart beaten faster and faster...
"What was I saying?"
:facefault: "typical..."
Meanwhile, in a quiet corner... somewhere... in the backstage...
Amelia slowly opened her eyes. First, her vision was blurry, then a terrible headache hit her. She sat up holding her head.
"Amelia? Are you okay?"
These voice... so much concern in it ... it could be only one person...
"Zel...?"
"Don't worry. You've just..emm...umm..."
Amelia looked at him with wide eyes.
"Just what?"
Zel scratched his head. 'I can't ell her what she's done, she would be upset.'
"You've.. you've... you've just experienced a great shock! Yes! Shock! And you fainted! And ... and..." he didn't know what to say.
"And why was I shocked? I don't remember..."
"Heh heh.. nothing important, really" He felt that lying to her is wrong. He would entrust her his life, but...
On the other hand Amelia got suspicious. "What kind of shock was that?"
In that moment the door slammed wide open, showing no one else than Luna.
"Zelly-poo! Why do you hide from me? Now that we're steady you should hide WITH me not FROM!"
Now Amelia was shocked. She looked with bitter in her eyes at Zel and.. fainted.
Zelgadis somehow managed to catch her before princesses' head hit the table she was lying on. He turned to Luna and yelled angrily
"WHAT CAME UPON YOU?"
She looked worriedly at them. "Oh.. sorry.. I though it would be a great joke, let me help you..."
Yay, I finished this chap. Now I just have to read it 5 times, correct it, delete half of it and write it from the beginning, re-write the other half, than win a battle with my internet and post it. All in... umm... 1 hour? Great...
And guess what? I checked it only once! so.. I'll check it again when I'm back :D sorry?
But tomorrow I'm going to England! YAAAAAAYYY! I'm going to live first.. ummm... 3 days? In Oxford... on.. ummm.. Waynflete Road, I think... yaaaayyy:D
So, take an opportunity to kill me! Now I can sing a song. By Adam Sandler:
Somebody kill me please, somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees begging pretty please, kill meee...
I want to die...
AND HAPPY VACATION / HOLIDAYS:D :D :D