A.N: Its here! Hee hee should be good I love writing a pissed off Ed.

Disclaimer: I don't own HP of FMA shame really I could do so much more with it, I'm a strong believer of bringing the dead back to life.

Chapter 1: Where The Hell's My Arm!

Ed didn't realise he was awake at first, his conscious mind not wanting to acknowledge the unexplainable events that had happened to him prior to his becoming unconscious, still not entirely sure how he had come to be unconscious.

That was it his mind had finally started to function, and now was filling with questions that his scientific mind was demanding answers too.

He let out a frustrated if not pained groan as he attempted to move... Only to find that he couldn't.

His eyes snapped open gazing around the room his was now in, it was dark and smelled of mildew, he discovered he was tied rather tightly to an overly dusty bed, to his annoyance that he noticed as he tried to jump up only to go into a coughing fit from dust inhalation, it was then that he noticed and made a sort of 'gah' sound as he saw is automail arm was missing.

"Damn it!" He growled, struggling against the bonds that held him, it was only when he gave a startled yelp as he fell off the bed and hit the floor did he finally meet the perpetrators of his current situation.

The door opened and through walked a man, at first from his vantage point face first on the floor he only saw the black hem of the mans outfit, re-manoeuvring himself quickly onto his knees he managed to get a look of the man, tall and bony with a pail angular face, a permanent scowl seemed affixed to his lips, as his black eyes bore into gold, and had this guy never heard of bathing? The grease in his hair could maintain some of the parts in his arm and leg for a year, speaking of which.

"What the hell have you done with my arm you bastard?" Fullmetal was never known for his tact, as Mustang had on more than one occasion pointed out.

The man only moved back as Ed shuffled closer intent on chewing the guys knee caps off to get an answer, tie him up, take his arm, lock him up! No-one messed with the Fullmetal alchemist and got away unscathed.

The man only regarded him again as he stepped back out of the room and slammed the door shut.

"Hay! Come back here!" The restrained alchemist yelled after the retreating man.

He managed to wiggle into a more comfortable sitting position the bonds still tight around his chest and legs, he growled and tried the get his teeth around the offending ropes.

"I don't thinks that'll work" A voice stated from behind him.

Ed froze still doubled over eyes wide, he knew that voice but it had lost its echoing metallic ring.

Slowly he straitened and turned as best he could under the constricting ropes to face his younger brother.

Al stood there in the corner of the room a sheepish look on his face, he giggled nervously. "Hi, brother"

If anyone asked he would deny it, it never happened he lost his balance that was it, he did not faint.

His vision swam back into view showing him the concerned face of his brother; he was lying down on his back on the rough carpet.

"Al...? Is it really...How...?" Ed forced himself to sit up again, tears springing to his eyes never looking away from his little brothers face.

Alphonse Elric smiled brightly and sat in front of his brother.

"This is hard to explain, well by me anyway but maybe..." Al was cut off as the door opened again.

Three men walked in this time, the grease ball of a guy followed by a vaguely familiar greying man in brown and then a red head who was getting a little sparse on top.

Ed glared and shuffled in front of his brother protectively. "Who the hell are you?" He demanded.

"We could ask you the same thing" Came the snide comment from the black haired scowling one.

Ed only growled.

The man with the brown robes and sad eyes stepped forward, throwing a glare at snide man before speaking in a level no nonsense tone. "We want to ask you some questions, you appearance was some what abrupt and your condition some what different" He put his point across quite diplomatically "How about we start with a name?"

"Lupin this is foolish we should wait for Dumbledore before.." Ed decided to cut off the black haired menace and decided to answer.

"Edward Elric the Fullmetal alchemist, you better have a good reason for why I don't kick the crap out of the lot of you" The threat hung for a moment the occupants in the room not knowing what to think.

The red headed man was the first to break the silence "An alchemist you say?"

Ed looked at the man as if he had grown another head "Yeah what of it?" He challenged.

The man in black glared "We found no wand, only your... intriguing limb"

Ed blinked then scowled "Wand? And what haven't you ever seen automail before?"

The three men looked at each other perplexed, unsure of what to make of the boy.

Ed's eye twitched as the silence stretched "You still haven't answered my questions"

The darkest of the three stepped forward looking down on him, oh he hated it when people looked down at him "You are in no position to be asking questions"

The prodigy smirked "Oh yeah?" He successfully managed to break the bonds around his legs, he had his automail leg to thank for that, said leg shot out and swiped the sour faced gits legs from under him, Ed jumped to his feet only find two sticks pointed at him each held by the remaining men still standing.

Ed again blinked, side stepping slightly, he realised his predicament, why these men though a couple of sticks could be found intimidating he didn't know, but with only one arm and that arm currently still tightly tied to his side, he had little chance of fighting off all three, even if he made a mad dash for it and got out the room then what? He had no idea where he was or what these people were capable of, 'Never under estimate anyone or anything, it could be the last thing you do' Izumi's words rang in his ears; he would heed the wisdom of his teacher for now.

He relaxed his stance somewhat "He pissed me off" He gave as a lame excuse.

Their sticks never disappeared and the fool on the floor added his to the fray a vision of fury on his face.

The one named Lupin looked at his companions he was the first to put away his wand, the red head followed suite, but the black haired man continued to glare, and Ed glared right back.

"Severus" Lupin spoke in warning, in return the glare was switched to him, and then the stick was reluctantly lowered but never disappeared.

Ed looked between the two, seeing the venom there, they certainly weren't friends.

Lupin looked back to Ed still half bound. "I think we shall wait for Dumbledore"

With that they turned to leave opening the door, it was then that Ed moved forward, only for the Severus guy to point his stick at him again.

Ed only growled disregarding the threat and spoke to the more level headed of the trio, "You can't just leave me like this!" Lupin stared into his eyes for a long moment, then a small smile graced his lips obviously seeing something in the teen.

But then they left "No damn it! Get back here!" He kicked the closed door in anger, it didn't even give.

He sighed angrily and then turned around leaning his back to the door closing his eyes, "If they've done anything to my arm Winnry's gonna kill me"

He opened his eyes to find the room empty; he blinked and then looked around the room. "Al?" He called, he looked under the bed, out the window behind the curtains, but there was no sign of his brother, nothing. Had he imagined it?

He dropped down on the bed only to initiate another dust storm that sent him into a coughing fit.

A.N: Push the button, you know you want to...it's just down there