dunce n

somebody who is felt to be unintelligent or a slow learner, especially somebody with no aptitude for a particular subject (insult)

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NOT LISTENING?

DOESN'T CARE?

SLEEPING?

These guys… these guys are so…!

DUNCE

"NARUTO, SHIKAMARU, KIBAAAA!" One pissed off teacher screamed, nearly breaking everyone's eardrums, "You guys are retaking the test! AND YOU WON'T GO HOME UNTIL YOU GET 100 PERCENT! I DON'T CARE IF IT'LL LAST UNTIL MIDNIGHT!"

"EH? STAYING AFTER SCHOOL? AND ANOTHER TEST?" Naruto shrieked.

"I just have to get 100 percent on it right? That's easy, but how troublesome, but then I won't be able to go home either…" Shikamaru mumbled as he ended it with a sigh.

And finally, Kiba smirked, "If I just properly do this, it won't be hard! But I better finish it fast or else I'll be late walking with Akamaru…"

"And Naruto!"

"Eh?"

"YOU are going to practice your bunshin no jutsu with ME! ONE. ON. ONE." Iruka sensei said coldly.

"AHHHHHH? That's no fairrrrr….!"

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Nancy and Sam are trying to balance on a seesaw. Sam, who weighs 55 kg, is sitting 2 meters from the falcrum. Nancy weighs 50 kg, How far away from the falcrum must she sit to balance Sam?

Naruto stared at the piece of paper. He stared at it, made faces at it, and tried to solve it. But it was no use, all this seemed like another language to him.

'Falcrum? What a falcrum supposed to mean? Do they mean falcon?' He thought, 'Umm, okay so uhh, this guy named Sam weighs 55 kg… How much is that in pounds? How much do I weigh in kg? What's a kg?' This whole thing was making the blonde even stupider.

Shikamaru sat back lazily on the chair, he wrote all the answers for the first page already and was starting on the second page. As for Kiba, he was still on the first page, but he has done about 3 problems already. But you can see that there are some mistakes here and there…

Iruka Sensei sat back on his chair in front of the class, eyeing the three boys from time to time. If he wasn't, then he was reading the Weekly Shinobi magazine. He stopped reading when he noticed someone standing in front of the door, "Oh, Sakura, what are you doing here?"

Naruto's head immediately shot up, "SAKURA-CHAN!" The next thing everybody knew, a shuriken was thrown directly at Naruto, but in the nick of time, he dodged and stayed in that position for a while. Everyone else sweat dropped, staring at Naruto, then at Iruka Sensei.

"So," Iruka Sensei concentrated back on his pink haired student, "What did you want again?" Sakura was off in shock, but was pulled back in.

"Uh, yeah, um, I'm just here to ask a question about the homework,"

"Yes?"

"There's this one problem in the math homework about…----" Right after Sakura has mentioned the word, 'math homework', the boys shut their hearing senses off. They were doing a test dammit, they don't want to hear about homework now. Next was Iruka Sensei's voice answering the student's question.

After about a minute, Sakura's question was completely answered and was about to go home, "Oh wait, Sakura" She turned around, "Could you stay here for a moment? I need to go to the bathroom,"

"……………Um, okay…" She came back inside, skimming through the classroom.

"I Make sure none of these dobes escape from this room, okay?"

"O-okay…" The teacher left, leaving Sakura alone with three dunces. She eventually sat on the desk she was closest to. She sat tidy for a while, then was about to relax, then a voice called out.

"Hey," She looked back to see who spoke up. There was Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba. That voice was low, so it couldn't be Naruto's… And it wasn't lazy-like, so it couldn't be Shikamaru. Sakura looked directly at Kiba.

"Yeah?"

"I need help" He simply said.

"…I… don't think I can do that……" She mumbled, looking down on the wooden floor.

"Sure you can, now come and help me,"

"No…"

"Yes"

"No…!"

"Ye----"

"KIBA!" Naruto yelled out the dog nin's name. He glared at him, "Don't be harassing Sakura-chan, or else I'm gonna pummel you!"

"Hn," Kiba smirked, "With what, Naruto? With your oh so great kagebunshin?" Naruto growled at that. Shikamaru only sighed and went back on his test, "Now… Sakura, are you going to help me or not?"

"I said no…"

"Why not?"

"Because… I just can't… Iruka Sensei won't want me helping you on a test…"

"Well, I WANT you here, so come on" Sakura blushed madly, making Naruto growl even harder and louder. Kiba chuckled at this. He was just having some fun. The truth was, he didn't need any help, he just wanted to mess around with the girl. But all too soon, Iruka Sensei came back with a relief on his face. He must have been holding it in for a long time…

"Thanks Sakura, you really helped---" Sakura went passed the door without a good bye and left, her face red like a tomato. "me…?" Iruka didn't know what happened in here, but he knew these guys were involved in it. He shot a glare at the three boys, "I don't know what happened in here, but for making Sakura be embarrassed like that, I'm going to add another page to your test"

A chain of groans filled the classroom. But one boy wasn't complaining at all. Instead, Kiba had a grin on his face. He may have another page of boring school work, but it was all worth it.