KATIE'S NOTE OF DOOM! No, seriously, there's some doom in this. BEWARE!
Hiiiii! Guess who's back from vacation and updating!
If you got that wrong, I so pity you. Go... repeat the 1st grade... or something...
ANYWAYS.
Thanks for the revieeeeews. -twirl- They all rock.
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WEARING BLUE SOCKS.
You know who you are.
Oh, by the way, for all you cool stacks of beans out there that hate Elizabeth, you get a free jar of dirt, courtsey of Cap'n Jack. He loves you for rocking SO FREAKING MUCH.
Yeah. That's right.
The Book of Jack/Will Crack Fics:
Dress-Up -By yours truly. (:
WARNING, YOUS: THIS'UN CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND MOVIE. Pirates, ye be warned.
KEEP ROCKIN' THE BOAT, PEEPS. (:
Dress-Up
"What the hell, Jack!" Will asked, squirming to get out of Jack's grasp. Jack laughed, and Will could almost picture Jack's smirk. Too bad he was blindfolded.
"Now, love, the sooner you do what I ask, the sooner this is over, savvy?" Jack tightened his grip on Will's wrists. "Do you trust me?"
"I… I can't trust a pirate!"
"You don't trust yourself, mate? I knew you were a bit depressed about Elizabeth giving me the once-over, but-"
"I'm not a pirate!"
Jack laughed. "Of course you're not. Do you trust me?"
"I-"
"Will. You've been on this ship with me long enough. There has to be a reason you don't just take a lifeboat and sail away, other than the fact that you can't manage a boat to save your life. Now, if I may be mistaken, the reason you were first on here was to save Elizabeth, but now that she's out of your life, there has to be some other. Now either you trust me or you're insane."
Will sighed. "I… I trust you."
"Good. Then do what I say." Jack released Will's wrists. Will reached up, as if to pull the blindfold off, but Jack slapped his hand. "The blindfold stays until we're done."
Will gulped, but nodded. The next request, however, had him nearly choking on his breath.
"Take off your clothes."
"Wh-what?"
"You heard me, mate. All of them. Except your undergarments."
Will gulped, but complied, taking off his clothes. Within a few minutes, he was in nothing but his underwear.
"I feel incredibly stupid."
"Now, love, don't be like that." Will heard Jack walking around, and every now and then he'd stop. Will could feel Jack's eyes on him, and he blushed. Finally, Jack stopped in front of him.
"Lift your arms." Will did so. Jack walked off and then came back. Will felt something being put over his head, and onto his arms. A shirt? Jack was dressing him.
"The hell, Jack?"
"You trust me, right? Keep your arms up." Next, Jack put on a jacket. "Hold out your hands." He walked off again, and came back, shoving pants into Will's hands. "Put these on."
Item by item, Will was being re-dressed in clothes he wasn't familiar with. Finally, the boots were slipped on. He felt something being tied around his head.
"And the final touch…" he heard Jack mutter before something was being put on his head. Jack was untying his blindfold the next minute, and when it was off, Will opened his eyes and stared at the mirror in front of him.
"Holy…" Will muttered, eyes wide. There he was, his reflection in the mirror, although he didn't recognise himself. He was standing clad in a pirate outfit- hat and all.
"Jack… where did you get these?" Will asked, motioning to his clothes.
"That was my first pirate outfit, love," Jack muttered. "You can't be a pirate without the proper wardrobe, mate."
Will blushed. "Thanks, Jack."
"No problem. Now… get undressed again."
Will laughed. "Jack, you're not going to dress me again, are you? I'm not a doll."
Jack stepped closer, grinning. "Who said anything about getting dressed again?"
A/N: If you love Cap'n Jack, you'll review. Or I'll take back that jar of dirt I promised.
-shifty eyes-