"I am straight!"
"Sh-uuurree you are dear…" Draco said patronisingly. "Right up my- Umph-"
"Shut up!!" Harry screeched at the smirking boy.
"Umph. Umph. Umph!" Draco said repetitively
"Malfoy! Stoooopp ittt!"
"Nomph!"
"Yes!"
"Nomph!"
Harry yelped and looked at the Malfoy heir with wide eyes.
"Did you just lick me?"
"Ohmy GOD Harry!" Ron screamed from the door, with his back towards them and hands over his ears. "I thought I said… NO FUNNY STUFF!"
"Eeep."
"Sorry there Weasley. You're friend is just so darn lickable…" Draco muttered as he looked Harry up and down slowly licking his lips. Swooooon
Ron shuddered.
"So. Gross. Need. Therapy. Ew, ew, ewwwwww!"
"So. Fucking. Hot.." Lavender sighed looking over the tall boy's shoulder, drooling slightly.
Harry rolled his eyes, and shoved the suggestive looking blond.
"We're NOT gay Ron. It was a joke. Tell 'em Dray."
Draco nodded, still looking the boy up and down, "Uh-huh, whatever you say Harry…"
"Er Malfoy? Your staring at my butt…"
"No I'm not…"
"Yes. Yes you are." Harry said raising his brows.
"Nu0uh… Can I tou-" Draco started, reaching out a hand.
"ERGHHHH! C'mon Lavender! We have to leave… NOW!" Ron yelled grabbing the blond girls arm and dragging her out of the door. But not before she turned, winked at the boy's and mouthing 'Later'.
Draco snorted, "Sorry about that… Perfect opportunity to freak out the Weasel."
Harry growled. "Yeah. And the gossip Queen of Hogwarts. Remember?"
Draco shrugged, "Whatever man. This is jut proving my sex-god rumour true. Hey! I'm going to be famous… I mean… Famous" he looked thoughtful for a moment "er!" he concluded happily.
Harry looked amused, "Rightt…"
"Yep. I'm sleeping with the Saviour of the World!"
"No you're not…"
Draco looked disappointed for a second. "Oh yeah… that's a shame…" he suddenly grinned, "Never mind! Everyone thinks I am! I rock ASS! Literally…"
"I am NOT the bottom in this relationship! And hold on… we're STRAIGHT!"
"Whatever… Now what do we do?"
"Dno…"
"Hmm… well this could get really fun… I'm sure father wouldn't approve… Imagine how much I could get paid to snog you!"
"Ew… I would never snog you.. I wouldn't let you near me!" Yes I would!!! Come and lay one on me baby!!
Draco rolled his glorious grey eyes and looked up into Harry's mysterious dark green ones.
"Whatever."
"I wouldn't"
"Suree.."
"OI! I swear!"
"Uh-huh…" Draco smirked.
"Ugh go drown you wanker!" he said finally storming out of the room only to run back in.
"Shit! Shit, shit, shit!"
Draco looked up lazily, "What?"
"Snape! McGonagall. Upstairs… SHIT!"
"Really? Interesting.."
Harry stopped and looked incredulously at the boy on his bed.
"WHAT?"
"What…Indeed Mr. Potter." came a snarling voice behind him.
"AHH!" Harry yelped and jumped onto the bed- and Draco coincidently.
"Ooof! Pottterrr! You're so bloody heavy!"
Harry cringed, "Sorry Draco…" he said clambering off the boy on to the floor once again. "Err… Hey there…" he said blushing and running a hand through his wild hair, ruffling it up some more.
"Mr Malfoy! What on earth are you doing in Mr Potter's BED?!?" Professor McGonagall said, her lips tightening into a line so thin Harry couldn't see it.
"Err… you see professor. Draco… that is- Malfoy here… erm…"
Draco sighed and propped his body on his elbows.
"Okay. So I came through Potters window on my broom so we could have our secret love affair in his bed, in other words… Having sex." he drawled raising a perfect eyebrow as if to say, 'What are you going to do about that, 'ey?'
"You know how important house relationships are… we just thought we should be the first to start them up."
Professor Snape, though a tad green nodded at his godson and favourite student, "Why yes Draco… Well done. 20 points to Slytherin. 5 points from Potter for your state of undress." he sneered.
The two Griffindors gaped at the Head of Slytherin.
"I don't think so Severus." Professor McGonagall stated, "20 to Potter, 5 from Malfoy."
Draco rolled his eyes, "Yeah whatever. Go do it in your bedroom and leave Harry and I alone already." Both the teachers blushed to their roots.
"I…uh…"
Draco smirked and placed a pale finger on Harry's stuttering lips.
"Shh Harry." he said sexily, "No need to say anything." He then pounced on the startled boy.
"Oh…" they heard Professor McGonagall gasp breathily and then a snicker from Snape as he dragged her out.
Hearing the door shut, Draco calmly got off the boy-who-lived and straightened his towel.
"You want to borrow some boxers?" Harry asked still wide eyed.
"Nah. I'd better get back to my dorm before both Pansy and Blaise have kittens.
Harry nodded in understanding as he remembered the many times Ron and Hermione pestered him silly for staying out too late.
"Right…" he said faintly, running a hand down his tanned, toned chest not noticing Draco's eyes following his movement 'Fuck… He's so fucking HOT!' "So I suppose I'll be seeing you then?"
Draco shook himself out of his daydream to look up at his supposed boyfriend, "Yes… I guess you will…" 'In my dreams… fucking me… hehehe'
Draco reached up and placed a chaste kiss on the green eyed boys lips before leaving from the window he came from, he turned and winked before flying off into the black sky.
What? Did he just kiss me?
Harry swooned into a dead faint preparing for his very Draco filled fantasies of the night...