A/N this chapter is so cute! DOCTOR FLUFF!!!!!!! Lol!

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2 hours later

"HA!" the Doctor laughed "Hello Mr Statue! I've met you before haven't I haven't I?" The doctor asked grinning manically at the stone solid statue

"Doctor!" Martha cried running down the stairs 2 at a time "How many did you have?" she asked gripping his shoulder

"Don't worry" the Doctor said dipping a hand in his pocket "I saved one for you" he said handing her a can

Martha checked the back of the can "Doctor this has a volume of 24.5 if you drink enough it can seriously hurt you, how many did you have?" Martha asked leading him into the living room

"Oh! Only 1" he said sitting on the couch "OOO this is all squishy" He grinned

"Doctor…" Martha said threateningly

"It wasn't me!" the Doctor answered his face a picture of innocence

"Doctor…" Martha growled

"Oh ok spoil sport I had four, you got that f. o. u. r," he said holding up 5 fingers for her to see "OOPS! That's six" he said looking at his fingers pulling 3 fingers away

"Come on" Martha said helping him up "Back to the TARDIS you need to sleep" she said laughing lightly as funny as this situation was it wasn't go to help the Doctor if she just stood and laughed

"Maybe Rose will know what to do" she said shutting the door behind her

"ROSE!" the doctor said smiling "I love Rose, do you know. She lives in a lovely, lovely house with her lovely, lovely mum! AH! Jackie!" the Doctor said laughing "Do you know she slapped me once!" the Doctor nodded "Yup! Right around the cheek! This one!" he said pointing to his left cheek

"I'll be having words with that Mrs Tyler" Martha replied opening the TARDIS doors and dropping the Doctor on the pilot chair

"NO! Don't I like Jackie! No matter what I say I love Jackie" he said, placing a finger on his lips he whispered "But you know what?"

"What?" Martha asked kneeling down

"I love Rose most of all" he said his head lolling backwards

"What about Martha?" Martha asked where do I stand? She asked herself

"Martha now Martha is slightly weird" he said raising a hand to his head making a 'crazy' motion on his temple "But I love her all the same" he said laughing

"How much?" Martha asked

"Too much, I shouldn't really love anyone!" the Doctor replied sleepily

"More than Rose?" she asked biting her lip hoping she hadn't gone to far this time

"Rose is… Rose I guess" The Doctor shrugged "And Martha's…" he sighed "Not Rose" he replied, the Doctor curled up in a ball and fell asleep.

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