A/N Sorry sorry sorry! Please don't throw bananas at me eat them! Any who im back with an update! Enjoy!

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Rose was sat crossed legged behind the console a walkie talkie was crackling in her hand.

"Red eagle come in red eagle" the Doctors voice resounded through

"Yes I'm here" Rose said

"Come on now Rose I called you your name now you call me mine" The Doctor said smirking

"Doctor I am not calling you pink ducky" Rose sighed

"Oh come on Rose! Don't be such a spoil sport! Come on play along!"

"Fine but will you at least come up with a less feminine name?" Rose laughed in spite of herself

"Fine! Orange rubber ducky!" The Doctor grinned.

At this precise moment the Doctor was hiding from Rose in a cupboard in the 3rd kitchen just off the corridor from Martha's room.

"Come in Orange rubber ducky I need to know your where-abouts over and out" Rose said standing up and straightening her clothes.

"That's the spirit Red eagle! I'm in a cupboard!" he said

"O.k. meet me outside the 3rd kitchen" Rose said doing a James Bond style run out of the console room.

"Easy! Roger that! Over and out!" The Doctor cried clambering out of the cupboard

Rose giggled.

Meanwhile Martha had just left her room to visit the kitchen it was about midnight and she was still concocting her evil plan

"Left then left then right" She mumbled to herself

Reaching the kitchen she stood outside as she heard muffled voices from within

"No Doctor not like that, you've almost got it, YEAH! That's it!" Rose giggled

"You said this was easy! I've never done this before!" The Doctor sighed

"You've been around 900 years and you never thought to do this with a human!" Rose said sighing

"Well obviously not, you stupid apes have no idea what you're actually supposed to do with this" The Doctor grumbled

Rose giggled "So how do you Gallifreyans do it then?" Rose asked seriously

"Well we start like this…"

"That's good"

"Then we do this…"

"Even better"

"And then to top it all we do this…"

"Can I try?" Rose asked

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Martha cried barging in on the two only to find them sat at the table with a hot chocolate and a box of chocolate fingers.

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A HUMAN TOUCH!" Rose sang loudly

"HEY YOU ALWAYS ON THE RUN!" The Doctor joined in giggling

"I didn't know you knew the spice girls?!?" Rose laughed

"Remind me to take you back there one day!" The Doctor said grinning

He picked up a chocolate finger bit the top and bottom off before using it like a straw to drink his hot chocolate

"Martha come join!" Rose said watching the Doctor intently

"Never mind" Martha shook her head and wandered out of the kitchen not before grabbing a box of chocolate fingers off the side which provoked an "OI!" out of the Doctor.

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