Naruto's an idiot

Ok here's the next chapter and incase you forgot what happened last time….

Lee was left alone at the spa; Kakashi got Sakura a new teacher for the week. (It's some stranger he met in a bar) it was going to be Guy but she said he creped her out and now we'll start as Sakura is sleeping at 6:00 am. Enjoy!!

The sun was shinning down on Sakura's face as she slept in her bed. She then notices another chakra in the room and sits up.

Sakura: Ahhhhhhhh who the hell are you???!!!!

Stranger: my name is….garaa. I will be your trainer.

Sakura: um…ok (Man what a weirdo!!)

1hour later

Naruto: so Kakashi, who'd you get to train Sakura?

Kakashi: um…I think his name was gabe?

Naruto: so you don't even know the guy?!

Kakashi: well I met him a few days ago at a bar…maybe it was Gary?

Sasuke: well I hope he isn't dangerous!!

Kakashi: Greg……guy……gabe……larra…….Albert?

Naruto: Albert!? You mean like fat Albert?

Sasuke: do you get any stupider?

Kakashi: garra!!!

Sasuke& Naruto: What

Naruto: ga….garra!! He's goanna kill her!!

Sasuke: I'll be right back!

Naruto: me too!

Kakashi: where are you going?

Sasuke: to see if Sakura's still alive!!

Kakashi: but what about training?

Naruto: what about Sakura?

Kakashi: oh good point.

They run off in the direction of Sakura's training grounds

Somewhere in the woods…..the woodzen!….(sigh) never mind.

Garra throws a kunai at Sakura. She barely dodges it and lands on her feet.

Garra: you not very good.

Sakura: (paint) well if you (paint) would let me (paint) breath once or twice!!

Garra: come at me.

Sakura: What!!

Garra: do it!!!

She runs at him ready to strike him with her kunai.

Sakura: hi ya!!

A sand shield appears around garra and she runs into it.

Garra: (sigh) thought so.

Sakura: ok what the hell??

Garra: again.

Sakura: oh hell no!

Garra: now before I kill you!!!

Sakura ok!

She again runs at him but this time not running into the barrier she stops and it goes down.

Garra: why'd you stop?

Sakura: well I'm not going to run into it!!

Garra: again!!

Sakura: ugh!

Garra glares at her and she runs at him at once

Every time the barrier went up she tried again in a different spot always getting the same effect.

Garra: stop.

Sakura: (paint, paint, paint) why are you making me do this?

Garra: I….I don't know.

Sakura: what did you just say?

Garra: I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.

Sakura: then why the hell are you here???!!!

Garra: I…..I'm not sure.

Naruto runs at garra with his kunai but is rejected by his sand barrier and he falls to the ground.

Kakashi and Sasuke were standing by Sakura.

Sakura: what are you guys doing here!?

Sasuke: saving your ass.

Garra: I don't need this I'm leaving.

Sakura: But, what about my training?

Garra: who cares?

Sakura glares at Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi then runs after garra.

Naruto: we save her and she gets mad why-

Kakashi: she was just training she didn't need you to save her.

Sasuke: but it was garra!

Kakashi: it was training nothing else.

Sakura: come on garra forget them their idiots!!

Garra: why are you still here?

Sakura: garra please!

Garra: get away from me!

Sakura: but it's not my fault!!

Garra: I'm going to kill you!!!

Sakura: (whatever) one more time I feel myself getting stronger!

Garra: dam it get the hell away!!

He the famishes and Sakura is left alone. Naruto: um Sakura?

Sakura: WHAT!!!

Naruto: (gulp) well I'm sorry

Sakura: (sigh) go away Naruto I'm leaving.

Naruto but I-

Sakura: (glare)

Naruto: (sigh) bye Sakura

Sakura: ……..

Sakura walks away towards the village.

Kakashi: you guys really did it this time!!

Sasuke: you never stopped us!!

Naruto: ya

Kakashi: well you needed to learn by yourself.

Sasuke: learn what?

Kakashi: that sakura hates it when you baby her.

Naruto: we don't do that!!……do we?

Sasuke: …….

Kakashi: yes you do.

Sasuke: well we were just covering for your mistake.

Naruto: ya

Kakashi: um what mistake?

Sasuke: garra as a trainer please!

Kakashi: well I was going to pick guy….

Naruto: what that geek why would you of all people pick him?

Kakashi: he may be…..a geek but he's a good fighter.

Sasuke: I'm leaving

Naruto: ya

Sasuke: you say "ya" one more time and I'll kill you!!!

Naruto: (gulp)

Kakashi: well have fun Naruto!!

Naruto: ya…….(shit)

Kakashi is gone with a poof of smoke leaving Naruto in a daze.

Naruto slowly turns his head to Sasuke and screams

Sasuke runs at him with a kunai in his hands,

Naruto: AHHH Sasuke nooooooooo!!!

That's all folks and if you didn't get the woodzen thing I'd go to and type in "Naruto stupid in school and listen to it you'll get it!! It's really funny!!!

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