MegaSliferSlacker7: Konichiwa Dudes and Dudets! M triple S here with another chapter of, 'WE ALL HATE THE NARRATOR' Thanks peoples for your kind reviews! I happen to be drinking coffee at the moment so I think this'll be pretty good! MUHAHAHAHAA!!!

Ding-Dong!

Lan and his friends rang the doorbell at Yai's house.

They all grumbled a curse. "Hi guys!" Yai chirped.

And the rich girl finally awnsers the door!

"How the hell are you?" Yai asked.

I am-

"The almighty narrator, the one who controls everyone and everything until the story's over and blah blah blah..." MegaMan said.

Watch it midget.

MegaMan steamed. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET YOU WORTHLESS SON OF A-" "MegaMan!" Roll snapped, stopping the navi.

Haha! I told you you were a puppy!

"Shut up!" MegaMan grumbled

Woof woof!

"WHY YOU-" "ANYWAYS! Yai you said you wanted to show us some battle chips?" Lan asked eagerly.

I told you he was obsessed.

"I AM NOT! Right guys?" Lan asked proudly, knowing his friends would back him up.

"Well..."

"Umm..."

"Just a dat bit..."

"HELL YES!"

"Ya see, ah..."

"Eeerr..."

"Sort of..."

Lan's jaw dropped.

Haha.

Lan pouted. "You're on HIS side?!" He whimpered, looking at Maylu. She bit her lip. "Umm..."

Yes Maylu, join me, and together, WE SHALL MAKE FUN OF LAN! MUHAHAHA!

"Well Lan, you may just be a bit over-eccentric when it comes to net battling..." She said, pointing her fingers together nervously. Lan's eyes widened. "M...Maylu?! Come on!" He yelled.

NA NA NANA NA!

"YOU!" Lan shouted, pointing at the sky. "You totally screwed up this story line! What the hell?! Don't you have ANYTHING better to do then bug me?! Dammit, GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!" Lan shouted. Everyone gasped.

"Lan Hikari! You apologize right now!" Maylu snapped. "Yea Lan what's your problem?" Tory asked. "You didn't have to be so mean!" Yai exclaimed.

(Cries)...WHAAAAAAAA!!!!

"See what you did Lan! You made the narrator cry!" Dex yelled. Lan frowned. "Look, narrator dude, I'm sorry," He mumbled.

………What was that?

"I'm sorry," Lan said, a little clearer.

I can't hear you!

"I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M S-O-R-R-Y!"

Okay, now say it into this tape recorder,

"Screw you." Lan stated blankly.

Damn…so close. Well since we have gotten….um, nowhere since the last chapter, the adventures of Lan and MegaMan will be con-

"SHUT UP! WE ALREADY KNOW!!!"