Chapter 6
"Rosco arrest them Dukes," said Boss
"Yes sir. Alright you Dukes, now just freeze," said Rosco
"Rosco you ain't going to arrest my cousins now are ya. Oh I think I'm going to faint," said Daisy with that she faked a faint.
Jesse managed to catch her before she fell.
"Rosco do you see what you did," yelled Anna
"Go boys go," yelled Lisa
Getting what was going on Bo and Jud ran for the General Lee and just sped off. Jesse carried Daisy in front of the police car.
"Jesse will ya please move," yelled Rosco
"He can't, can't you see the lady fainted," said Luke and Jesse took off his hat and began fanning his niece along with Luke, Lisa, and Anna doing the same. But that didn't work for long cause Rosco and Boss managed to get around them but before they did Boss yelled, "Enos I want you to arrest Luke Duke's sister Anna."
"Yes sir Mr. Hogg," said Enos taking his handcuffs and began outing them on Anna
"I'm real sorry about this ma'am but ya know it is my job," replied Enos looking from Anna to Luke.
"It's alright Enos ," said Luke winking at Anna who knew what was coming.
"Oh it hurts," said Luke faking he was in pain.
"Luke you alright. Enos let me go," said Anna.
"Sure sure hold on," said Enos.
"Ooooh the pain," said Luke.
"Lucas you alright ," said Anna rushing to his side.
"We need to get to the car," said Lisa also getting what was happening.
Anna, Lisa, and Daisy carried Luke to Dixie and put him in. Once they were in Lisa let out a yee-haw just as Luke got finished faking he was in pain.
"See ya Enos," said Luke waving just as they were leaving.
"Possum on a gum bush. Ya'll tricked me," yelled Enos running to his patrol car which had all four tires blown out thanks to Uncle Jesse who put nails in the tires.
"Get on the CB and see how Bo and Jud are doing," said Luke.
"This is mama duck calling her ugly ducklings do you read over," said Daisy over the CB.
"This is ugly duckling two we read you over," said Bo.
"How ya holding up," said Daisy.
"Uh Rosco is still on are tail," said Bo looking back over his shoulder.
"What's your 20," said Anna taking the CB.
"The Old Ridge Runners Trail," said Bo.
"We'll be right there," said Anna.
"10-4," said Bo.
"All right Daisy lets get Rosco away from them," said Luke.
"You got it cousin," replied Daisy shifting into gear.
Within seconds they made it to wear Bo and Jud were and sure as day Rosco was right behind them.
"How are we going to get Rosco away," said Jud.
"Well the only way I see it is to do a little square dancing," said Luke.
"Square dancing," said everyone in unison.
"Keep your partner close and tight doce doe with all your might," said Luke.
"And I'll swing left and you'll swing right," said Bo
"Alright lets do it."
Daisy managed to get right along side Bo. For what seemed like forever they fond a tree, Luke gave Bo the signal, which meant cross. So they changed lanes and got Rosco confused which made him hit the tree.
"Yeeeeeeee- haaaaaaaaw," yelled Bo.
"Wooooooooo-hooooooooo," yelled the others.
With that they made it back to the farm.
"Now why would Boss want to arrest Bo and Jud when it was Ernie who destroyed the Boars Nest," said Jesse.
"Because he wants Anna and Jud out of Hazzard, remember how happy he was when Jud left," said Bo.
"Yeah but Boss tried to have Jud in jail so in order to get rid of Anna he has to arrest her for false charge," said Luke.
"We need to prove Anna's not guilty," said Bo
"Wait, now if your forgetting last time there were two dudes who tried to kill Jud now if I'm right there has to be a reason why their after ya," said Luke looking at Anna.
"There ain't but why would they want us," said Anna.
"Here's why," said Jesse holding up what seemed to be a thousand dollars in cash.
"Holy cow, how did that get there," said Bo
"Looks like Boss had Rosco put this in the in the coffee pot," said Jesse
"Alright you Dukes khee-khee I caught you with the evidence now just free it," said Rosco walking in to the house.
"Now Rosco there ain't no way we stole that money so quiet trying to arrest us on false charges," said Bo
"You know what I'm going to… doh," said Rosco
"Rosco just arrest them," yelled Boss
"Ya know we can make a citizens arrest," said Luke
"You wouldn't," said Boss
"Sure local Sheriff and Boss arresting four citizens and seeing how Lisa here is a journalist she might publish it in the Hazzard Gazette," said Luke putting an arm around Lisa.
"Probably make the headline," said Lisa
"Rosco don't arrest them. I'm sorry for intruding we'll be on our way," said Boss
With that Boss and Rosco left. To their relief Boss wasn't going to mess with them anymore and Luke took it easy for awhile so he could recover from the stab, with his uncle, cousins, brother and sister, and his girlfriend to make sure of it.