Summary: Mr. Turner and Mr. Dinkleberg settle the score with a brutal Submission grudge match! In this contest, there are no pinfalls, count outs, or disqualifications. The only way to win is by making your opponent tap out.
Disclaimer: See Chapter one
Bell rings
The two men start the contest by shoving one another. David, having about enough, nailed Sheldon with a stiff right uppercut that sent Sheldon to the mat. "What a shot! Any other type of match and that could do it!" Cosmo yelled. Sheldon massaged his jaw, and got back to his feet. The two locked up, and Sheldon got the better and was able to slip behind David, and deliver a release German suplex. David clutched at his head as he tried to regain his bearings. Sheldon taunted him, and was met with a slap to the face.
David got to his feet, and was met with a flurry of rights and lefts from Sheldon, most of which he was able to block. David grabbed Sheldon after the flurry, and delivered a side Russian leg sweep. Now Sheldon was grabbing his head, until David started to stomp away at his right knee. "We now see the process of wearing down your opponent , to the point of submission." Wanda stated, Cosmo just stared at her blankly, to which Wanda just groaned.
David continued to work over the knee, kicking at it from all angles. The referee implores him to stop, to which David answered by arguing with him. This let Sheldon recover enough to go back on the offensive. He grabbed David from behind, spun him around, and sent him hurtling into the turnbuckles with such velocity that David hit and flipped over them, crashing to the floor. Sheldon followed after him, continually slamming his head into the announce table, which after what happened with Elmer only two months before, sent Cosmo and Wanda fleeing to the hills! Sheldon then rammed David's head into the ring post, the metal ring steps, and the timekeepers table before rolling him back into the ring.
Sheldon first thought about going for a pin, but remembering the rules, he instead pulled David to his feet and attempted a pile driver, only to have it blocked, and being back body dropped. David went back to throwing haymakers to wear Sheldon down, then booted him in the gut and delivered a wicked power bomb. "He nearly drove him right through the ring!" Cosmo yelled.
Sheldon clutched his lower back in agony, which only intensified when David put him into a bow and arrow. "David is looking for a submission, and after that power bomb, it wouldn't surprise me if he got it!" Wanda yelled. The referee continually asked Sheldon if he wanted to give up, but Sheldon kept screaming "no!" and shaking his head.
David released the hold, only to deliver numerous kicks to Sheldon's back. He then whipped Sheldon into the corner, set him up on the top turnbuckle, climbed up after him and hit him with a vicious Superplex. Sheldon screamed upon impact and grabbed at his back once again. David saw this, and wrapped an obviously injured Sheldon up. "David Turner has applied the Boston Crab, better known to WWE fans as the Walls of Jericho!" Cosmo called. Sheldon clawed at the mat, before he crawled to the bottom rope and grabbed it. The referee called for the break, but David didn't break the hold, so the referee forcibly broke it, which drew the ire of Mr. Turner.
With David's attention diverted, Sheldon slipped out of the ring and grabbed a chair. David was still arguing with the official and did not see Sheldon coming. He continually hit David's left knee, which had been revealed on accident by Katherine Turner to be his weak knee (somehow injured in a game of thumb wrestling in childhood). David screamed in pain as Sheldon's attack persisted. "He's trying to break his damn kneecap! This isn't a Mafia movie you know!" Wanda screamed. "Yeah! But wait…isn't your father part of…" Cosmo started. "Don't you dare finish that remark!" Wanda snapped. Cosmo just sunk down in his seat.
In the ring, Sheldon finally threw down the chair, and began working David's knee over with several stomps and kicks. He then picked up the chair again, and went to hit David's knee a few more times, but David tripped him from behind with his right leg, which caused Sheldon to trip over his left leg, and drive himself face first into the chair. "What a turn of events! Sheldon Dinkleberg went to the well once too often, and paid for it!" Cosmo yelled. Sheldon rolled onto his knees, blood starting to pour out of a fresh wound on his forehead.
David took advantage and went back on the offensive, delivering massive chair shots to Sheldon's lower back and legs. Sheldon tried to fight back, but the ferocity of the chair shots, as well as the amount of blood now pouring out of his head made it difficult to say the least. "This one is just about over. Either the referee is going to stop it, or Mr. Turner is going to slap on any submission hold and get the win!" Wanda called.
Neither turned out to be the case. Sheldon got a rush of adrenaline, and started to go off on David. Rights and lefts were landed, before Sheldon landed a dropkick straight into David's sore left knee. David cried out in pain as the knee buckled and he collapsed. Sheldon then slid outside, grabbed David by the legs and drug him to the corner, where he proceeded to wrap David's injured leg around the ring post.
Sheldon then wanted more, and locked David into the Figure Four on the ring post. "He's gonna snap his leg with this! That'll guarantee a victory for sure!" Cosmo yelled. David grabbed the ropes, and the referee slid out and again forcibly broke the hold.
Sheldon got back into the ring, and was met with a surprise left hook from David. With Sheldon down, David limped around the ring to gain some recovery time. Meanwhile, it was clear that the adrenaline rush was starting to wear off, as Sheldon wobbly got back to his feet, blood pouring out of the wound and staining not only his shirt and pants, but also the blue canvas. "Sheldon is beginning to fade, this match will be over shortly!" Wanda cried.
A chant of This is Awesome! rings out from the crowd. "We have our first of many chants here this evening." Cosmo said dryly. David, sensing that victory is close at hand, again goes to work on the lower back of Sheldon, and is met with very little resistance. "This is overkill! Just lock him up and end this so Sheldon can get some medical attention already!" Wanda pleaded. But it was not to be, as David grabbed the chair again, and proceeded to deliver a vicious beat down to a weakened Sheldon.
The pool of blood underneath Sheldon's forehead was growing larger with every heartbeat. He seemed to be fading in and out of consciousness, but that didn't stop David. He delivered a series of knee drops to Sheldon's lower back, then several stiff punches, followed closely by several more chair shots. "This is insane! Hey ref, just end the damn match already! Sheldon can barely defend himself!" Cosmo yelled as the beating continued.
David finally decided that enough was enough and that it was time to end this. He once more wrapped Sheldon up into one of the most excruciating submission holds he could think of. "David Turner just utilized the Texas Cloverleaf! Sheldon has no choice but to tap out!" Wanda called. Sheldon fought it with everything in his body, even trying to crawl to the bottom rope, but his strength gave out just inches away from it. "He could almost taste that bottom rope, but was denied!" Cosmo yelled. Sheldon, after minutes in this, and a massive amount of blood loss, he raised his hand and hit the mat, signifying his submission.
"Here is your winner of the match: DAVID TURNER!" Chip announced as the crowd went wild.
"That was a nasty match, and neither man I suspect will ever be the same again!" Wanda said as an emergency medical team rushed to ringside and put Sheldon onto a stretcher. David watched them wheel him up the ramp, then posed for the crowd.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we received word yesterday that Sheen Estevez is finally out of the hospital after suffering internal injuries at the hands of Chester at the September to Dismember. (The end of the match is shown for the home audience) We understand that it took several hours of surgery to stop the bleeding, and that Sheen is stable, but will not be cleared to reenter the ring anytime soon. We wish him the best of luck in his recovery, and our prayers are with him." Wanda said.
"That's good to hear Wanda, now let's focus on the present and head backstage to special reporter Chet Ubetcha, who is standing by with a special guest. Take it away Chet!" Cosmo said.
Backstage
"This is Chet Ubetcha reporting live from the Dimmadome, and standing with me is Jimmy Neutron, who will face home town hero Timmy Turner in an Extreme Rules match. Jimmy, what are your thoughts about your match tonight?"
"Well Chet, I gotta say I'm shocked that Turner would want this match. There hasn't been any animosity between us, not even while Cindy was training for that Three Way Dance. I just don't understand why he would come after me all of a sudden."
"Do you think that Cindy has any role in this?"
"No, ever since the September to Dismember, Tootie and Cindy have gotten along great. As were Timmy and I…or so I thought. Tonight, I think Timmy has bitten off more then he can chew, and I will be victorious, just like Cindy would have been if not for Veronica." With that, Jimmy walks off to his locker room.
"This is Chet Ubetcha saying: Back to you guys at ringside!"
Ringside
We return to ringside, and Chip is ready to do his thing. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we just received word that Vicky McDonald will be unable to perform here tonight as her flight from Atlanta was cancelled due to weather issues. However, a replacement was found, and the next match will go on, just not as a Fulfill Your Fantasy match." Wanda said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be contested under Extreme Rules!" Chip announced, drawing huge cheers from the fans.
With that, the song "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas hits, and down walks our first competitor. "Introducing first, from Dimmsdale, California: VERONICA VERDANT!" Veronica walks down, wearing her normal mini skirt and white baby doll t-shirt outfit, over confidant as usual. She gets in the ring, and waits for her mystery opponent.
The music changes to "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera, and much to Veronica's shock and dismay, down walks her opponent. "Her opponent, from Retroville, Texas: CINDY VORTEX!" "Oh my God! It's Cindy! And look at the look of sheer hatred in her eyes!" Cosmo screamed. Cindy ran to the ring, wearing the powder blue leather halter top and jet black pants she wore during the Three Way Dance.
Cindy dives in the ring, and tries to take a swing at Veronica while the referee tried to maintain order. "Veronica is doomed! Cindy still appears to be pissed off about Veronica costing her at least the first fall of the Three Way Dance two months ago!" Wanda yelled. The referee gratefully called for the bell and we are underway!
A/N: Chapter #2 is in the books as a win for Timmy's dad. I hope this whet your appetite for more hard hitting action. As always, the next chapter will contain this match, possibly Veronica's funeral, another backstage interview, and the intros for the next match. Also as always: read, review, and enjoy!