Summary: Chester and A.J. take on Tad and Chad in a T.L.C. match! Will Chester and A.J. take one or both of the popular boys to the Extreme, or will they show they got a set and beat Chester and A.J. at their own game? Read on to find out!

Disclaimer: See Chapter #1 if you want to.

Bell rings

Chester starts off the contest with a stiff clothesline to Tad, while A.J. scoop slams Chad in the middle of the ring. They high five each other and pose for the crowd. This doesn't sit well with the two popular young men, who strike back with spin kicks. With Chester and A.J. down, Tad rolls outside and grabs two chairs. The two take aim, but Chester and A.J. dive out of the way at the last second, and the chairs bounce off the top rope and hit Tad and Chad in the face!

Chester rolls to the outside, and is followed closely by Chad. Meanwhile, A.J. nails Tad with a T-Bone suplex. Chester hits Chad in the stomach with a ladder, before setting up a table. "Get him away from there! Remember what he did to Sheen!" Wanda screamed. A.J. was down after a solid Spinning Heel kick from Tad, who upon seeing what Chester was up to, shot off the far ropes, and dove over the top, catching Chester square. "Tad nailed Chester with a Hilo! This is a human demolition derby!" Cosmo yelled.

Chad recovered, and rolled Chester back into the ring, where he and Tad tried a stereo pin, only to get a 1 count for all their bravado. Chester and A.J. started throwing haymakers that found their mark. With the two reeling, A.J. whipped Chester off the ropes, and he delivered a double clothesline. "Innovative offense by Chester and A.J.!" Wanda called. They then rolled outside and grabbed a table each. They threw them inside, then grabbed a chair each. They rolled back in and began to stalk Tad and Chad. "Oh I don't like where this is going!" Cosmo called.

Tad and Chad got to their feet, and two consecutive thuds ring out in the Dimmadome. "Tad and Chad just got cracked by Timmy's best friends!" Wanda yelled. Tad, who had at least 20 stitches in his eyebrow from a previous encounter with Chester, was bleeding profusely from the wound. A.J. went up to the top, and dove off with a diving head butt ala Chris Benoit onto Chad.

Meanwhile Chester had hit a release German suplex on Tad that sent him to the outside. Chester then picked him up, and dropped him sternum first on the guardrail. "Chester and A.J. have the advantage, and they don't seem in a hurry to relinquish it!" Cosmo said as Chester hit lefts and rights, culminating with a deadly super kick to the jaw. In the ring, Chad had mounted a comeback, and hit A.J. with a DDT on the chair that had busted A.J. wide open. "This is turning into a major bloodbath early!" Wanda yelled.

Chester was in a bad way after Tad and planted his foot squarely between his legs. With him doubled over, Tad executed a Death Valley Driver on Chester. He grabbed his lower back in agony. Chad was now working over A.J.'s right knee and leg with the chair and stomping it. A.J tried to get away, but got a chair to the face for his trouble. Chad went for a cover, but A.J. powered out at 1 ½.

Chester managed to roll back into the ring, but both he and A.J. were caught with stereo delayed vertical suplexes. Tad and Chad looked proud of their work, then they mounted the ropes and dove off. "Dual elbow drops by Tad and Chad! The momentum has shifted squarely in their favor!" Cosmo called. They got a 2 count when they tried to pin them. Frustration began to show on both of their faces as they mounted Chester and A.J. and pummeled them with rights. Chad picked up Chester and hit a DDT while Tad nailed A.J. with a side Russian leg sweep.

Tad and Chad, feeling cocky, posed for the crowd. "Big mistake! Chester and A.J. are on their feet!" Wanda yelled. Chester grabbed Chad and hit a reverse Twist of Fate, while A.J. hit Tad with a low blow followed with a cradle pile driver. "The momentum is back with Chester and A.J.!" Cosmo yelled. They only got a 2 count on the pin attempt. Chester threw Chad to the outside and eyed up the table he set up earlier. "Chester has that gleam in his eye, and I don't like it!" Wanda called. In the ring, A.J. had set up a 15 foot tall ladder and a table. He set Tad up on the table, climbed the ladder, and dove off. "Oh my God! A.J. hit a Corkscrew Leg drop from the ladder!" A.J. didn't go for the win however, instead he watched as Chester hit a nasty power bomb on Chad that nearly drove him through the floor!

"Tad and Chad…welcome to Hell!" Cosmo yelled as Chad writhed in the wreckage of the table in pure agony. Chester grabbed another table that was sitting at ringside and set it up against the guardrail. Chad had gotten back in the ring slowly, so Chester followed him in, got him on the apron, set him up, and drove him through the table. "Awesome Bomb through the table! Chad's neck has to be broken!" Wanda screamed.

Meanwhile, while A.J. was distracted, Tad hit A.J. with a release German suplex through another table that A.J. had brought into the ring. This left Tad and Chester one on one in the middle of the ring. "Tis is going to get ugly! Tad and Chester hate each other!" Cosmo called. They stood toe to toe in the middle of the ring slugging it out, spit, snot, and blood flying everywhere. Chester got the upper hand with a boot to the gut, but made the mistake of going for another table, leaving Tad to grab a chair. As soon as Chester turned around, Tad swung for the fences, and connected. "Chester's brains just got scrambled!" Cosmo yelled.

However Chester got right back up, much to the shock and horror of Tad. A.J. and Chad began to stir, and both rolled outside the ring. Chester bounced off the ropes, and nailed Tad with a vicious clothesline. Outside, A.J. had found a cheese grater under the ring, and drug it slowly across Chad's forehead. "Aw God! A.J. is shredding Chad's forehead into bloody coleslaw! I think I'm gonna be sick!" Wanda said. In the ring Chester hit consecutive German suplexes on Chad, then laid a chair across his face, grabbed on of his own, climbed the ropes and dove off, driving his chair into the chair on Chad's face. "Holy crap! Chad could have a concussion!" Cosmo called.

Blood flowed from Chad's nose. A This Match Rules! chant rose up from the crowd. Chester slid outside and grabbed two more tables. He set them up, but didn't use them…yet. "I think Chester has some nasty plans for those two tables." Wanda called. On the outside, A.J. had driven Tad through the Spanish announce table with a vicious power bomb, and was now driving his fist into Tad's face.

Chad, upon seeing his own blood, went ballistic and began to pummel Chester with lefts and rights, finishing with a devastating spine buster that sent Chester through one of the tables. He then set Chester up on the other table and slowly climbed the ladder. "Chester's about to get a taste of his own medicine!" Cosmo yelled. Upon getting to the top, he gave the middle finger to the crowd and dove off. However…no one was home. Chester rolled off the table at the last moment, and Chad crashed and burned. "Chad went for a 5 Star Frog Splash, but Chester moved! Chad is in a bad way!" Wanda screamed.

A We Want Fire! chant erupted from the crowd as Chester found two more tables. "Fire? No they wouldn't do that! That's too extreme!" Cosmo screamed. Chester set up the two tables while A.J. threw Tad back into the ring. A.J. and Chester hit their finishing moves on them, but didn't go for the win. "Chester hits the Dimmsdale Dive…a.k.a. The Rock Bottom and A.J. nails the Genius Driver…a.k.a. a Michinoku Driver! But they aren't going for the win!" Wanda called.

Chester slid out of the ring and rummaged around. "What the hell is he looking for under there? Don't they have enough toys in the ring?" Cosmo asked. Chester emerged with two yellow plastic bottles in his hand. "Oh God no! That's lighter fluid! They're gonna throw Chester and A.J. in jail!" Wanda screamed. A crowd roared as Chester and A.J. poured the lighter fluid on the tables. "That's not just lighter fluid…it's a lot of lighter fluid!" Cosmo yelled.

A.J. produced a lighter from his pocket. "No! They can't do this! This is insane!" Wanda screamed. They set the tables alight, much to the delight of the crowd. They picked Tad and Chad up off the mat, drug them across to opposite corners, set them up, and climbed up after them. "Oh this is going to be bad! Don't do this guys! You've proved your point! Your better then Tad and Chad!" Cosmo screamed.

They climbed up after Tad and Chad, set them up, and drove them through the flaming tables! "Super Power Bombs through the flaming tables! Good Lord let this be over!" Wanda screamed. Tad and Chad squirmed around and screamed in pain. Chester and A.J. dove on top of them and pinned them. No surprise that they got the one-two-three.

"Here are your winners of the match: CHESTER MCBADBAT AND A.J. PHILLIPS!" Chip called as the crowd screamed their heads off.

"Mercifully, this is over! Chester and A.J. get the win, but Tad and Chad are in serious pain!" Wanda yelled. EMT's came down to ringside to check on Tad and Chad as Chester and A.J. patted each other on the back as they walked up the ramp. "Who knew that those two were as crazy as they are! They were so nice when they were kids!" Cosmo said. Chester and A.J. slapped hands with the fans along the aisle as Tad and Chad get medical attention. "Let's head backstage to Chet, who has another guest."

Backstage

"This is Chet Ubetcha, and I am standing here with Tiffany "Tootie" McDonald. Tiffany, what are your thoughts going into the 3 Stages of Hell match tonight?"

"Well Chet, it doesn't matter what the outcome is. I won Timmy fair and square at September to Dismember. Trixie is just jealous that I have him, and she can never get him back. We are very happy together, and he has been giving me pointers just for this occasion."

"If you lose this match, what will you do?"

"I will go home with Timmy and…well I'll leave it to your imagination. I really don't care if Trixie has bragging rights for all eternity, because I got what she wants, and that's Timmy." With that, Tootie walks away.

"Thank you Tootie, this has been Chet Ubetcha. Back to you guys at ringside."

Ringside

Chip stands in the middle of the ring microphone in hand. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is a Boot Camp Match!"

With that, the song "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead hits and down walks our first participant. "Introducing first: born in Fayetteville, North Carolina, weighing 185 lbs: SANJAY THOMPSON!" Sanjay walks down to the ring wearing a white tank top, camo pants, and boots. He has a determined look on his face as he slides into the ring to await his opponent.

"99 Problems" by Jay-Z begins to play as his opponent makes his way into the arena. "His opponent: from Dimmsdale, California, weighing 171 lbs.: ELMER BENSON!" Elmer walks down wearing no shirt, jean shorts, and black sneakers. He gets in the ring and goes to his corner, staring a hole into Sanjay.

"This match comes about because of the events at September to Dismember. Sanjay and Elmer, along with Carl Wheezer competed in a Triple Threat match. Carl and Sanjay put Elmer through our announce table, and Elmer wants revenge." Wanda said informing the crowd. The referee goes over the rules with the two, then rings the bell.

A/N: Read and Review please. The next chapter will contain the usual. Chester is one crazy S.O.B. huh?