Summary: Sanjay and Elmer settle their differences in a Boot Camp Match! The rules are simple: No count out, no disqualifications, falls count anywhere in the building. Who will win? Read on to find out!
Disclaimer: See Chapter #1
Bell rings
Elmer comes out first, hitting a Lou Thez Press on Sanjay, followed by a half dozen rights to the face. After hitting an elbow drop to the sternum, Elmer hit Sanjay with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. "Elmer is on fire! Sanjay is in trouble early!" Wanda called. Elmer delivered a standing somersault splash and floated over into a cover. Sanjay was able to power out at 1, much to the dismay of Elmer. Elmer pressed anyway, hitting some impressive moves before bouncing off the ropes and catching Sanjay. "Springboard Leg Lariat by Elmer! He is pulling moves out of his playbook early and often!" Cosmo said.
Sanjay only seemed to be enraged by this display. He slid outside and grabbed the chair that Chip was sitting on. He got back into the ring and cracked Elmer right between the eyes. "So much for Elmer's momentum! His lights just got dimmed by that chair shot!" Wanda yelled. Following a scoop slam and a leg drop, Sanjay mounted the ropes and dove off from the second rope, but Elmer rolled out of the way at the last moment. "Sanjay went for a Senton Bomb, but missed! Can Elmer regain the advantage?" Cosmo called.
Elmer whipped Sanjay into the corner, then hit a Rolling Thunder Monkey Flip. He quickly climbed to the top and dove off with a Moonsault Leg Drop. "What a move by Elmer! That could do it right there!" Wanda yelled. Elmer went for the win, but again Sanjay powered out at 2. Elmer was frustrated, but he regained his composure in time to hit a series of vertical suplexes, culminating in an innovative move. "Elmer just hit a Shotgun Stunner! He could've broken Sanjay's neck!" Cosmo called. Again Elmer went for the win, and again Elmer was denied at 2.
This time Elmer let the frustration get to him, and he argued with the referee. Meanwhile, Sanjay cleared the cobwebs enough to sneak up behind Elmer and hit him with a release German suplex. Elmer grabbed at his neck in agony, while Sanjay tried to drive his right fist through his skull. With Elmer barely hanging on to consciousness, Sanjay rolled outside and grabbed a Singapore Cane from under the ring. He got back in the ring and began to lay the lumber to Elmer with it. "Oh my God! Sanjay is delivering some sick shots with that cane!" Wanda yelled.
After delivering a side Russian leg sweep, Elmer went to the outside and grabbed his own Singapore Cane from underneath the ring. He slid in and faced off with Sanjay. "This is going to get brutal!" Cosmo said. They started dueling with the canes, until Elmer got the upper hand with a gut shot. He then hit Sanjay over and over with the cane to his head. This left a laceration over Sanjay's left eye. "Sanjay is busted open, and that cut looks pretty nasty, will the referee stop this match?" Wanda asked. The referee checked it and declared the match should continue.
Elmer began throwing punches at that cut, trying to open it up more. A roundhouse kick to that same area did the trick. Blood now gushed out of the cut and down Sanjay's face.
Elmer kept up the pressure, forcing Sanjay back into the corner and peppering him with fists. Elmer lifted Sanjay up to the top, climbed up after him and attempted to throw Sanjay, however Sanjay blocked the attempt and hit a big time move of his own.
"Sanjay hits Elmer with a power bomb from the top! This match should be over!" Cosmo called. Elmer kicked out at 2, but was met on his way up with a thrust kick to the jaw. Elmer rolled outside to gain his bearings, but Sanjay would have none of it. He bounced off the far ropes, jumped up to the top rope, and dove off. "Suicide senton into a hurricaranna!" Wanda yelled. Sanjay turned it into a pin attempt, but got a 2 ½ count.
Elmer went back on the offensive with a well timed low blow. He dropped Sanjay sternum first on the barricade. He got up on the ring apron and dove off. "Corkscrew Guillotine Leg Drop by Elmer! He must have been studying tapes of Rob Van Dam!" Cosmo called. Elmer then kicked Sanjay into the gut and set him up, then dropped him hard to the ground. "Sit out Thunder Fire Power Bomb! Elmer is pulling out all of his tricks to win this one!" Wanda yelled. Elmer went for the win, but again got a 2 ½.
He then rolled Sanjay back into the ring, climbed up to the apron, and used the ropes to propel him up and over. "Slingshot Guillotine Leg Drop! This has to be over!" Cosmo said. But again Sanjay kicked out at 2. Elmer's frustration got the better of him and he started screaming at the referee about his count. Sanjay took the initiative, surprising Elmer by spinning him around and hitting a spin out power bomb.
This time Elmer didn't waste the time to try to pin Sanjay. He instead nailed Sanjay with several snap suplexes before hitting an Impaler DDT. He then covered Sanjay, but again came up short. "Sanjay is showing his intestinal fortitude by kicking out, but it has to be exhausting his strength!" Wanda called.
Elmer went to take the top pad off the nearest turnbuckle, which let Sanjay recover. As soon as Elmer turned around, Sanjay went for and connected with a Diamond Cutter that left Elmer laying. Sanjay then flipped him on his back, ascended to the top and dove off with a move that is rarely seen in the United States. "Imploding Senton Bomb! The sheer athleticism that is needed to pull off that move is incredible!" Cosmo yelled. However Elmer showed his intestinal fortitude by kicking out. This Is Awesome! the crowd chanted.
Elmer staggered to his feet, and Sanjay went for a Super Kick, but Elmer ducked out of the way. He then booted Sanjay in the gut and hit a running Death Valley Driver. Instead of going for the pin, he stalked Sanjay in hopes of hitting his finishing move. Elmer is looking for…" Wanda started. Elmer was able to hit his finishing move. "…he hit it! The Boil Buster, a.k.a.: a Razor's Edge! This has got to be over!" she finished. Elmer went for the win, but Sanjay got his right shoulder up at 2 ¾.
Elmer stands staring at the official in disbelief. He held up 3 fingers, but the referee kept saying that it was only a two count. He began to stomp away at Sanjay. He then taunted the crowd, while Sanjay used the ropes to get back to a vertical base. Elmer turned around, and right into a European uppercut from Sanjay that sent him crashing back to the canvas. A flurry of punches left Elmer dazed, as well as it left a good sized gash over his right eye.
Sanjay then picked Elmer up and tried to power bomb Elmer. However Elmer fought out of it and suplexed him. He went for a Split Legged Moonsault, but missed when Sanjay rolled out of the way. After trading punches, Sanjay booted Elmer in the gut and set him up for his finisher. "Sanjay is looking for the Dangan Bomb!" Cosmo yelled. Elmer managed to wriggle free, and even tried to hit the Boil Buster again, but it was blocked.
Sanjay hit three vertical suplexes in a row, followed by a running leg drop. Finally he signaled that it was the end, set up Elmer, and hit his finisher. "This time Sanjay connects the Dangan Bomb! This match is over!" Wanda yelled. Sanjay went for the win, and got the three count.
"Here is your winner of the match: SANJAY THOMPSON!" Chip said as the crowd showed its appreciation.
"This was a great match, I hope the hostilities between these two are over." Cosmo said. Elmer struggled to get to his feet as Sanjay posed for the ladies in the crowd. Elmer spun Sanjay around…and extended his hand. Sanjay was apprehensive at first, but finally he shook hands with Elmer as the crowd cheered. "What a show of sportsmanship by Elmer. I'm glad these two put their differences behind them." Wanda said.
Elmer could be seen saying "I had to know…and I found out. It was an honor my friend." The two embraced in the middle of the ring, bloody and battered. The two walked up the ramp, with Sanjay patting Elmer on the back. When they got to the top, Elmer raised Sanjay's hand in victory.
"What a moment! But now let's head backstage one last time and check in with Chet." Cosmo said.
Backstage
"This is Chet Ubetcha, and I'm standing here with Cindy Vortex. Cindy, what is going through your mind as your boyfriend Jimmy Neutron is about to take on the young man you were fighting for just two months ago?"
"I can't for the life of me understand why Timmy is doing this. Tootie and I have been getting along great ever since the last Pay Per View. As far as I knew…Jimmy and Timmy had put aside their old grudge and moved on, but apparently I was wrong."
"What are your thoughts about tonight's 3 Stages of Hell match between Trixie and Tootie?"
"I really hope that Tootie wins to be completely honest. I can't stand that rich bitch Trixie. She just wants what she can't have, and I hope that Trixie breaks her damn legs with the Sharpshooter! I knew that I did the right thing when I helped Tootie out at the September to Dismember." With that, Cindy walks off to the entrance way to accompany Jimmy to the ring.
"This has been Chet Ubetcha reporting. Back to you guys at ringside!"
Ringside
"Well, this is the match that no one saw coming, but it was one that many thought we would have seen at the September to Dismember. These two have been at odds for nearly a decade, but it was assumed that all that mess was behind them. Why would Timmy want this match?" Wanda said. "I'm not sure, but it may have something to do with pride or ego or something along those lines. It can't be over Cindy, because Timmy is happy with Tootie." Cosmo replied.
Chip stands in the ring with the microphone as the ring crew cleans up the ring as best they can. Once they are done, Chip announces the semi Main Event. "Ladies and Gentlemen…our next contest is scheduled for one fall…and it will be contested under Extreme Rules!" Chip announced, drawing huge cheers from the fans.
As soon as Chip was done, the song "Glass Shatters" by Disturbed hits, and down walks the first competitor. "Introducing first: Born in Houston, Texas, weighing 169 lbs.: TIMMY TURNER!" Timmy gets a thunderous ovation as he walks down to the ring wearing a vintage AC/DC t-shirt, denim shorts, and black high top sneakers. He slaps hands with all the fans along the aisle. He enters the ring and awaits his opponent.
The music changes to "You Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest, and Timmy's opponent makes his way into the arena. "His opponent: accompanied to ringside by his girlfriend Cindy Vortex, from Retroville, Texas, weighing 161 lbs.: JIMMY NEUTRON!" Jimmy walks down the aisle, wearing a black sleeveless t-shirt, denim shorts, and white low top sneakers. He enters the ring and stares down Timmy.
The two meet in the center of the ring and shake hands, before heading to their corners. The referee rings the bell and we are underway!
A/N: Up next: Timmy vs. Jimmy for the first...and last time! How will Cindy factor into this? Who will win? Read on to find out. As always, the next chapter will contain the usual. Read, Review, and Enjoy!