Summary: It's the semi Main event: Timmy and Jimmy meet in a Extreme Rules match! As with Cindy vs. Veronica there are no rules to speak of. First one to score a pinfall or submission wins the match.
Disclaimer: Is located in Chapter #1
Bell rings
Cindy is told to return to the locker room as the two shake hands again and circle one another. They lock up, and Timmy gains the advantage. He uses his power to get Jimmy in position for a Fujiwara Armbar. Jimmy fights out of it, and hits Timmy with a cross arm breaker. "Both young men are looking for a submission early. They're not going for the obligatory weaponry…yet." Wanda called. Timmy gets out of that predicament, and hits an arm drag on Jimmy, who returns the favor. Both go for dropkicks, then take a fighting stance as the crowd cheers loudly in appreciation.
They circle once again, they lock up, but this time Timmy shoves Jimmy off and into the turnbuckles. Timmy lifted Jimmy's shirt up and hit one knife edge chop after another, turning Jimmy's chest beet red and getting a yell of Wooo! from the crowd. Timmy then drives his shoulder into Jimmy's gut a couple of times. With Jimmy in a sitting position, Timmy begins to stomp him repeatedly, flipping him off before delivering the final stomp. "Timmy just stomped Jimmy into the dirt! This match is deteriorating into an all out brawl!" Cosmo said.
Jimmy shot out of the corner and hit Timmy with a double leg takedown. He then hit a side suplex. Timmy however was able to apply a short arm scissors, but broke it when Jimmy reversed it into a pin attempt. Jimmy lifted Timmy up, but Timmy rolled it into a sunset flip that turned into a two count for Timmy. Timmy then turned Jimmy with a backslide into a pin, but again got a two.
After a side headlock takeover that Jimmy rolled through and got back to his feet, Timmy forced Jimmy back into the corner. The referee got between them trying to break them apart, Jimmy began peppering Timmy with rights, which Timmy reversed and began peppering Jimmy with rights. "This is a back and forth classic these two are putting on tonight!" Wanda called, nearly on her feet as the crowd roared with appreciation.
Jimmy slid outside in frustration, and grabbed a steel chair. Timmy came out after him and ducked the intended chair shot. Jimmy swung again, and missed again, but Timmy grabbed hold of Jimmy and hit an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that sent Jimmy spine first into the ring post. "Oh my God! Jimmy's back could be snapped!" Cosmo yelled. A Holy Shit! chant went up from the crowd. Timmy threw him back in the ring and went for the Sharpshooter! "Timmy Turner is going to win this match with his girlfriend's finishing submission move! I am in shock!" Wanda screamed. "Tootie talked about Timmy teaching her a few moves, it seems that Tootie taught him some of her own!" Cosmo yelled.
Jimmy screamed in agony as Timmy ramped up the pressure on his lower back. However, Jimmy showed guts and fortitude by low crawling and grabbing hold of the bottom rope, breaking the hold. "Jimmy Neutron dug deep to a place few men have and was able to crawl and break the hold! What a match!" Wanda yelled. Timmy breaks the hold and stares at Jimmy in shock. Jimmy staggers to his feet, and the two slug it out in the middle of the ring.
Jimmy gains the upper hand and delivers a picture perfect T-bone suplex that shocked Timmy. Timmy got to his feet, only to be shot into the ropes by Jimmy, who followed with a devastating spine buster. "Jimmy has taken back the momentum! Though I do believe that the longer the match goes, the more it favors Timmy!" Wanda called. Following a leg drop and a failed pin attempt, Jimmy retreated again to the outside where he picked up the same chair he tried to nail Timmy with earlier. He slid back in and reared back, but Timmy saw it coming and dropkicked it back into Jimmy's face.
"Jimmy is busted open, just like at the September to Dismember! Only this time the match will continue!" Cosmo called. Timmy continued to press, throwing rights and lefts that left Jimmy woozy. "Jimmy can barely defend himself! This match can't continue much longer!" Wanda yelled. Timmy grabbed the chair, and cracked Jimmy in the lower back with it. Jimmy dropped to his knees grasping at his back. Timmy reared back, and cracked him right between the eyes with it.
Timmy dropped to one knee after the shot, nearing exhaustion himself. He covered Jimmy, but he shot his shoulder off the canvas at 2 ½. Timmy pounded his fist into the mat in frustration. He stomped Jimmy in the back several times before trapping him in a Boston Crab. Jimmy screamed and shook his head violently from side to side yelling "no!" every time the referee asked him if he wanted to submit. Again Jimmy crawled to the bottom rope to break the hold.
Timmy decided to go for some high risk offense, so he ascended to the top rope and set up for a moonsault, but Jimmy got a burst of adrenaline and run up the ropes, grabbed Timmy, and delivered a massive suplex. "Jimmy just suplexed Timmy all the way to Hell! Timmy must be knocked out!" Cosmo hollered. Jimmy quickly covered Timmy and hooked the leg, but Timmy got his shoulder up at 2 ¾.
A Match of the Year chant arose from the crowd as the two young men struggled to get up. Jimmy got to his feet first and tried to suplex Timmy again, but caught a couple of elbows to his face. This allowed Timmy to hit a DDT that sent both young men back to the mat. "Desperation offense by Timmy! Both men are down and the referee is counting! What a shame if this match ends like this!" Wanda called. They both got to their feet at 9, and threw weak punches at each other.
Jimmy drove Timmy down with a cradle pile driver, then scaled the ropes looking for the knock out shot. "Jimmy is taking a major gamble! We know he likes the 630 splash here, but with all these two have done to each other, can he pull it off?" Cosmo asked. Jimmy looked out into the crowd, then mouthed "I love you Cindy." before he dove off. However, he took too much time, and Timmy moved out of the way. "He went for it all, but got nothing! 630 splash missed! Timmy moved at the very last millisecond!" Wanda yelled. Timmy hit him with another DDT, this time on the chair, and dove on top of him, but Jimmy weakly got his right shoulder up at 2 ¾, much to Timmy's disbelief. "Timmy thought he had him there! But somehow Jimmy kicked out!" Cosmo yelled.
Jimmy got up and went for a clothesline, but Timmy ducked and hit a Death Valley Driver. With Jimmy down, Timmy rolled outside and pulled a table from underneath the ring. "Oh God, I don't like where this is going after what Chester and A.J. did to Tad and Chad earlier!" Wanda called. Timmy threw the table into the ring, and continued to rummage underneath. "What is he looking for? There can't be more lighter fluid, Chester and A.J. must of used it all!" Cosmo called as Timmy produced two items: a burlap bag and barbed wire!
"Oh dear Lord! I can only imagine what's in that bag…but is the barbed wire really necessary?" Wanda said. " I think he's trying to outdo Chester and A.J.! But I don't think that can be done!" Cosmo answered. Timmy got back in the ring and set up the table. He wrapped it in the barbed wire, then dumped the contents of the bag on it as well…nearly a thousand thumbtacks! "It can't be! Please not thumbtacks! He wants to literally kill Jimmy!" Cosmo screamed. Jimmy got to his feet, and Timmy booted him in the gut, and set him up for his finishing move. "Timmy is setting him up for The Last Ride, and if he hits it, he could do some serious damage!" Wanda yelled, fearing what was to come.
Timmy held Jimmy up for several seconds, before driving him with all his might through the table. Jimmy screamed in pain as the barbed wire and thumbtacks drove deep into his flesh! "I can't believe he did that! What the hell is wrong with Timmy Turner? He just sent Jimmy straight to Hell!" Cosmo screamed. A You Sick Fuck! chant erupted from the crowd directed at Timmy, who dove on top of Jimmy, and got the three count.
"Here is your winner of the match: TIMMY TURNER!" Chip called out as the crowd once more erupted in a mix of appreciation of the effort of the two, and of the utter brutality of the match.
"Mercifully, this is over! I think this has settled the score between these two." Wanda said. Several officials, EMTs, and Cindy rushed to ringside and cut Jimmy out of the barbed wire. The crowd cheered for Jimmy as they all helped him to the back. Timmy grabbed a chair and took a seat next to Cosmo and Wanda, who looked more then a little nervous to be that close to him. Then "Ring of Fire" hit and Mr. Dimmadome stood on the stage with a microphone in his hand.
"To ensure that no one interferes in the Main Event tonight, I am ordering that every one is banned from ringside! That includes you Timmy, come on now…y'all can watch on a monitor, but I want no controversy this time!" Timmy at first wouldn't budge, but after being threatened with physical violence, he grudgingly walked up the ramp, bathed in the cheers and adulation coming from the crowd.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is now. The Main Event is next. Trixie Tang and Tootie McDonald go at it one more time. This time however, it ends tonight. A 3 Stages of Hell match to determine who wins in this rivalry. Some argue that Tootie has already won by winning Timmy at the September to Dismember in the Three Way Dance. Take a look at the history of this storied rivalry." Cosmo said.
Video package (set to "Numb" by Linkin Park)
(scenes of the two fighting as childeren are shown) These two young ladies have been at war for nearly 2 decades now, but tonight it ends. (scenes of Timmy fawning over Trixie while Tootie stands in the background in tears are shown) This started over one young boy, but it escalated over time, until it went nuclear. (The scene of Timmy rejecting Trixie is shown) He made his choice, and she won not only him, but his heart. (Scenes from the Three Way Dance are shown) Tonight, both get one last chance at total victory, tonight both got one last shot at redemption, tonight…these two young ladies enter the gates of HELL! But only one will walk through the fires of Hell to emerge victorious. Trixie Tang…Tootie McDonald…Tonight…it ends here!
A/N: Timmy gets the nod over Jimmy in a violent Extreme Rules match. Coming up next is the contest everyone has been waiting for: Trixie vs. Tootie…one last time (And I mean it this time…I promise!). As always I hope you have been enjoying this, and also…Read, Review, and Enjoy!