Summary: This is the 1st stage of the Main Event! Trixie and Tootie, one more time! This is a Singles match, all normal rules apply. Remember: Best 2 out of 3 falls wins the match.
Disclaimer: It's in Chapter 1 for all legal eagles out there.
The crowd is anxious after the video package and Mr. Dimmadome's announcement barring all outside interference. Chip stood in the middle of the ring, with the microphone to his mouth. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is our Main Event for the evening…and it is a 3 Stages of Hell match! The winner will be the lady who scores 2 falls out of 3!"
With that, the song "My Prerogative" by Britney Spears begins, and down walks our first participant. "Introducing first, Born in Miami, Florida: TRIXIE TANG!" Trixie walked down to the ring with evil intentions flashing in her eyes, wearing a red sports bra, red short shorts, and black calf length boots. She slapped hands with some of her fans along the aisle, while ignoring the boos and chants of Man Eater from Tootie's fans. She got into the ring and posed as flashbulbs popped all around her.
The music changed to "A Real Fine Place to Start" by Sara Evans, and down walks Trixie's mortal enemy. "Her opponent, From Dimmsdale, California: TOOTIE MCDONALD! Tootie walks down the aisle, wearing a tight white t-shirt with the words "Future Mrs. Turner" emblazoned in gold script lettering on it, denim shorts, and blue high top sneakers. She also slapped hands with her fans, and also ignored the boos and chants of Theif coming from Trixie's fans.
Once in the ring, the referee had to put himself between the two to keep from tearing each other apart before the match officially started. "Senior referee Jim Bayonne to officiate this contest…the poor bastard." Cosmo commented with a smirk. Wanda just rolled her eyes.
"From what I understand of the stipulations for this match, Timmy is NOT on the line, but whoever wins this match will have bragging rights over the loser until the end of time." Wanda said, clarifying it for not just herself, but for the home audience. "Yeah, so no matter what, Tootie keeps Timmy, but Trixie can gloat for eternity." Cosmo added, simplifying it even more. "I just said that Cosmo!" Wanda said in exasperation. "Oh, sorry." was Cosmo's response.
The bell rang, and the two come out swinging. Tootie scored first with a series of rights and lefts, concluding with a swift kick to Trixie's stomach. Trixie recovered fast however, and hit Tootie with an impressive release overhead belly to belly suplex that sent Tootie flying into the ropes. Trixie pressed the advantage, and hit a scoop slam, followed with a leg drop. She went for a cover quickly, but Tootie kicked out at maybe 1 ½. "Wow, these two seem hell bent on killing each other, and Timmy isn't even on the line this time!" Wanda said.
Tootie regained the advantage with a right hook, followed quickly by a devastating enzugiri that sent Trixie to the mat face first. "Trixie is stunned, can Tootie follow up?" Cosmo said, Tootie did indeed go for a pin, but got a solid one count for her trouble. Tootie again went for the enzugiri, but this time, Trixie threw her foot down, and caught her with a stiff clothesline. Trixie again pressed, choking Tootie until the count of four , released her, then delivered an elbow to the sternum.
Trixie brought Tootie back up to a sitting position, and applied a sleeper. "Trixie is looking to win the match right here! If she puts her out here, she could win the first two falls and the match!" Wanda yelled. The referee checked Tootie, raising her arm twice, and watching it fall twice. On the third time, the referee dropped it, but it didn't fall. Tootie powered back, elbowing Trixie in the stomach four times before Trixie finally let go. Tootie bounced off the far ropes and went for a flying clothesline, but Trixie ducked, and Tootie ended sailing over Trixie, and rolling under the bottom rope and out to the floor.
Tootie laid there, clutching at her back, which gave Trixie an idea. She bounced off the far ropes, got some momentum going before she jumped onto the top rope, and vaulted into the air and right onto Tootie! "Oh my God! A Suicide Shooting Star Press! What a smart move by Trixie! She can win by count out now!" Cosmo yelled.
Indeed that's what Trixie was going for, as she rolled back into the ring at the count of 5, but at 8, she got other ideas, and rolled back out and threw Tootie back into the ring. "What is she doing? She had the match won!" Wanda called. "She wants to win by pin, or more likely submission so no one can say she won cheap!" Cosmo answered.
Trixie continued to work on the lower back of Tootie, lifting her up, and delivering a nasty backbreaker. Tootie screamed in agony as Trixie bent her in half over her knee, looking for a submission. The referee kept asking if Tootie wanted to give up, but she continually screamed "no!". "If I didn't know any better, I would say that Trixie is softening Tootie up for the Sharpshooter!" Wanda yelled. "How sweet would it be to Trixie if she won the first fall or the match with the very hold that Tootie used to win Timmy two months ago!" Cosmo added.
Trixie finally let go of the hold, but kept kicking Tootie in the back, against the protests of the referee. "Trixie better be careful not to get disqualified here." Wanda said. A Let's Go Tootie! chant arose from half the crowd, which was answered with a Let's Go Trixie! chant from the other half.
With Tootie still on the canvas, Trixie climbed to the top, measuring Tootie up, and dove off. "What a picture perfect elbow drop by Trixie Tang!" Cosmo yelled. Both ladies are down, but then Trixie kips up and goes into the opposite corner from Tootie and begins to stomp her foot. "Trixie is tuning up the band ala "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, we all know what's next!" Wanda called. "Yup, she's looking for Sweet Chin Music, and if she hits it, she will win the first fall!" Cosmo added.
Tootie got to her feet slowly, and Trixie pounced, but caught nothing but air as Tootie ducked. "Tootie saw it coming all day!" Wanda yelled. Tootie delivered a stiff kick to Trixie' stomach, "Tootie is looking for Timmy's finisher!" Cosmo yelled, but Trixie had seen even that coming, and shoved Tootie down to the mat, before she collapsed holding her stomach. "We're back to square one in this brutal contest!" Wanda called.
Tootie got up first and grabbed Trixie from behind, throwing her with finesse. "Excellent execution on that release German suplex!" Cosmo called. Tootie waited until Trixie was back on her feet, she jumped, wrapped her legs around Trixie's throat and took her over. "Headscissor Takeover by Tootie!" Wanda yelled. The momentum from that sent Trixie out to the floor, where she was left laying prone. This gave Tootie all the time she needed. When Trixie got to her feet, she bounced off the far ropes to get momentum, jumped up to the top rope, and dove off. "Springboard Sommersault Plancha! Perfectly executed by Tootie McDonald!" Cosmo nearly screamed. The two ladies are now laying exhausted on the outside.
The referee was up to a count of 6 by the time the two got their bearings. By 9 they were back in the ring trading punches. Tootie got the upper hand with a left hook that spun Trixie around 180. Tootie grabbed her, and delivered a move that she thought would end the match. "Reverse Impaler DDT! This match should be over!" Wanda called. Tootie went for the pin, but got a 2 ½ count. "The guts and heart these two ladies are showing is incredible, and it's only the first fall!" Cosmo yelled.
Trixie staggered back to her feet while Tootie argued with the referee. When Tootie turned around, she was met by a fist to her stomach. Trixie again went on offense, hitting lefts and rights, before wrapping Tootie up, bouncing her off the top rope stomach first, and landing a suplex. "An innovative slingshot overhead suplex by Trixie Tang!" Wanda called. Trixie went for the win, but got a 2 count instead. The crowd at this point is applauding and cheering the two young ladies for their efforts.
Tootie picked Trxie up, and whipped her into the ropes. Tootie was going to go for a clothesline, but Trixie attacked first. "Lou Thez Press by Trixie!" Cosmo said. After executing it, Trixie continually punched Tootie in the face, and followed that up with an elbow to the stomach. Tootie crawled to the nearest corner for a breather, but Trixie kept up the attack. She got a running start and hit a seated senton on Tootie. "Trixie hits a Bronco Buster!" Wanda said, but then she looked at Cosmo, who had drool running down his chin, and smacked him upside his head. "What did I tell you about keeping your mind out of the gutter!" Wanda yelled. "Sorry." was all Cosmo said as he rubbed the sore spot.
Tootie recovered from the Bronco Buster, and now snuck up behind Trixie, who was at this point posing for the fans. She grabbed Trixie and hit a Dragon suplex, then turned it into a pin situation. Trixie was startled, but was able to get her left shoulder up at 2 ¾.
Once she got back to her feet, Trixie grabbed Tootie by the throat and threw her into the corner. She then put the sole of her boot into Tootie's throat, and choked her until the referee got to a count of 4, then broke away. Tootie slid down into a sitting position, but Trixie pulled her up by the hair, gave her a shove back into the corner, and picked her up, setting her none too gently on the top turnbuckle. Trixie climbed up, hooked Tootie, and suplexed her off the top. "What a beautifully executed Superplex! Tootie is in real trouble!" Wanda yelled.
Trixie didn't go for the cover, she had other plans for Tootie. As Tootie struggled to get to her feet, Trixie stalked her, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. She found it, and hit a hurricarana, then hit her with a release belly to belly suplex. Only a swift kick to the stomach stopped Trixie's momentum. Tootie set her up, and delivered a finishing move, just not hers. "Tootie just hit The Last Ride! Obviously Timmy has been training her well!" Cosmo screamed.
Tootie covered her, but Trixie's right shoulder shot off the mat at 2 ¾, much to the dismay of Ms. McDonald. "Trixie kicked out of The Last Ride! Something not even Jimmy Neutron could do! What more does Tootie have to do to win this fall?" Wanda called.
She never got the chance to find out. Tootie for whatever reason decided now was a good time to argue with the official about the speed of his counts, leaving Trixie enough time to recover. Trixie booted Tootie in the gut, set her up, and hit her finishing move. "Trixie hit the Widow's Peak! Tootie looks like she's knocked out!" Cosmo yelled. Trixie covered Tootie, and this time got the 1-2-3.
"The winner of the first fall: TRIXIE TANG!" Chip announced. "There will be a 90 second rest period between falls starting now." Chip added.
"That first fall was intense, but after that Widow's Peak, can Tootie recover to tie the score?" Wanda asked. "I'm not sure, that first fall took a lot out of both ladies, we'll just have to wait and see I guess." Cosmo added. The buzzer went off, indicating that the 90 seconds were up, and the two ladies stood up, and prepared to go back to war.
A/N: Read and Review please. The next fall will be a No Disqualification Street Fight! Can Tootie mount a comeback, or will Trixie sweep? You'll have to read on to find out!