A/N: I hate leaving for the holidays and then forgetting my stories!
Ecto-1 pulled noisily into the firehouse and then was shut off. Everyone piled out of the crowded car and into the back office. Ray felt a hand slide into his and quickly looked back to see the pixie smiling. He blushed and looked back at the others.
"Um… Ray?" Winston said making a small gesture that should have said "she shouldn't hear this" or "you're momma smells like fish."
Ray took five seconds to realize what Winston was talking about. He turned to Tina and gave a false half smile.
"Uh, Tina me and the boys have to talk a bit could you go watch some TV or something?" Ray asked.
"I have a better idea, I'll make you a sandwich!" and with that the pixie disappeared.
Egon cleared his throat. "Did you two break anything while I was gone?"
"Whoa, whoa! We're talking about the pixie here." Peter said putting his hands up.
"Yes, this is important I need to know if you broke anything." Egon gave them the serious look.
Ray gave Peter a glance and Peter sighed. "Ok well, we were bored out of are minds because someone didn't want to get a pool table, so we started to play football… inside. Anyways Ray missed a pass and it broke some little egg thingy!" Peter sat down out of breath from speaking so quickly.
"You what?!" Egon asked rather loudly.
Peter and Ray cringed at the sound of Egon's furious voice.
"Well at least this explains the pixie! She clearly came out of my egg. I have had that egg since I was young my parents gave it to me, as I grew up I studied it more and more and realized that by breaking the egg it would said free a spiritual being!" Egon fixed his glasses and calmed himself down. "Clearly this is a phantom pixie, one that feeds off of the love of another."
"But she isn't evil or anything right?" Ray asked quickly.
"No, but she is a complete stalker." Egon quickly stated.
Ray fell onto one of the swivel chairs. "What does this mean?"
"She'll end up following you around until you're dead or…" Egon took a minute of pause here. All eyes were on him. "You conceive a child"
Now Ray fell off the chair and onto the floor.
"Well, it had to happen sometime!" Peter smirked help Ray off the floor.
"But I can't sleep with her!! Or have children for that matter!" Ray said now panicking, his face was flushed and he began to sweat.
Egon looked at Ray not blinking. "Sooner or later she is going to try and get you to have a child with her, how long has she been out?"
"Two days, maybe three." Peter said thinking hard.
Egon shook his head. "You don't have anytime left Ray."
"In other words, you might want to go to the drug store and pick up some "items"." Peter started to laugh historically.
"This isn't funny Peter! What if this was happening to you!" Winston asked. "Wait on second thought don't answer that…"
Peter was still laughing harder then ever, tears streaming down his face.
"Get out of here!" Winston smirked pushing Peter out of the office. "And get to the bathroom before you piss yourself!" Winston yelled after him and then looked back at the other two men. One was looking totally spaced out and the other deep in thought.
Winston shook his head. "What do we do Egon? Can we bust her?"
"I don't think so, she is mostly just a mystical creature." Egon frowned.
"Like something from a fairy tail?" Winston asked.
"Precisely, she has a little ghost in her (hence phantom) but not enough, we would have a lot of problems trying to catch her and getting her into the trap." Egon stroked his chin. "Perhaps we could tinker with a proton pack and a trap and see if we cant find a way to get her."
Winston smiled. "Lets do it! But wait what about Ray."
Egon looked down at Ray who still had the same expression on his face. "He'll have to distract her, but no matter what you cant fall for her!"
"YEAH REMAIN A VIRGIN!!" Peter yelled from the staircase and started laughing again.
"Hey!" Ray said snapping out of it! "I may not be you sleeze!"
Winston and Egon gave glances to each other.
"Just don't do anything stupid, having ahem intimate relations with her might not do anything but it could cause some serious issues. Until we have all the fax…"
"Keep you're pants on." Winston finished the words for Egon and they left to go down to the lab.
Ray got out of the chair and slowly made his way towards the stairs.
Janine sat at her desk and looked up at Ray. "Well, well doctor Stantz, you are in a dilemma."
Ray grumbled and walked up the stairs. He continued until he made his way into the kitchen where Tina had made about a dozen sandwiches and piled them up on a plate.
"You took a long time so… I made you a lot of sandwiches!" She smiled sweetly.
"Uh thanks." Ray said feeling awkward.
She gave a worried look. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing." Ray said not making eye contact.
"Well I was thinking that we could go to you're apartment. Peter mentioned it. He's really nice." Tina smiled sitting at the table next to Ray.
Ray growled as his eyes became narrow. "I hate you Peter" he murmured under his breath.
Winston and Egon had worked all day, sometimes Peter came down to help but not often. Making fun of Ray was the main point of his day. But now it was the end of the day and Ray was faced with a terrible problem. What was he going to do being trapped in his apartment with this crazy pixie!!!!
A/N sorry had to be short I'm leaving for a party:P Rand R