Chapter 3: Escaping the Police

Diddy fell to the ground in pain. DK pulled his nephew up and went to attack the bad cop. He completely pulverized him and then finished him by breaking his neck. Then all of a sudden the good cop got angry and stared at DK. He ripped his face off to reveal…

Superman!

"Oh my God it's Superman!" Wario screamed.

"Yes. Superman is here!" He said. "Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die."

"Stop saying that!" DK said angrily.

"Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Superman. You killed my friend. Prepare to die." Superman said as he walked closer to DK.

"Help me! Somebody help me! Superman is gonna kill me!" Wario screamed.

"I'll save you!" An unknown voice screamed. Everyone looked over at where the voice came from. And standing there, they saw…

"Bartman!" Waluigi screamed.

"Yes! Bartman is here to save you from the evil Superman!" Bartman screamed heroically as his cape swung in the wind.

"Hey wait a minute. How is your cape swinging when there is no wind I here?" Mario asked.

Bartman answered "I don't know it just looks cool."

"I won't lose to a kid who dresses like Batman except in purple and calls himself Bartman! Eat laser vision!" Superman screamed as he fired the burning laser.

"Okay I guess I'll eat it." Bartman held open his mouth and literally ate the laser vision.

Superman stopped. "Woah! That is weird!"

"Now I will destroy you with the ultimate power of Bartman!" Bartman charged Superman and started punching and kicking him as hard as he could.

"That doesn't affect me. I'm too strong!" Superman bragged.

"Oh yeah. Well can you survive this?" Bartman kicked Superman in the nuts as hard as he could. Superman fell to the ground in pain.

"Ow that really hurt!" Superman said as he got up.

"Don't get up." Bartman kicked him again. Then again and again.

"Stop doing that you asshole!" Superman said.

"Okay. I won't kick you in the nuts again." Then Bartman punched him in the nuts.

"Ouchies! Stop doing that!" Superman whined.

"Fine. I won't punch or kick you in the nuts. But Bartarangs aren't punching or kicking." Then he threw ten Bartarangs at Superman. They all hit him in the nuts.

"You have killed me Bartman! Now I die!" Then Superman fell out dead.

"That is good. Well bye guys. Gotta go." Then all of a sudden smoke covered the room and when it went out Bartman was gone.

"He is really cool." Luigi said.

Then cops swarmed inside the room.

"You are all gonna die! You killed two really experienced cops! And one of them was Superman!" One cop said.

"But listen! Bartman killed Superman!" Wario explained.

"Bartman isn't real! He is just on that stupid overrated Simpsons cartoon!" The same cop said.

"But sir, he is real!" Waluigi agreed. "And DK killed the other cop so arrest just him!"

"Okay we will. You're gonna die you stupid monkey! And so are the others because they are accomplices of you!" The same cop said.

DK roared loudly and then charged at the cops. He attacked them all rapidly. Once he finished his rampage they were all dead.

"My bad." DK blushed.

"Let's go before more come." Diddy said as he ran out the door. The others followed.

Once they got to the front entrance there was an entire army of police officers. The one in front had an AK-47. He was tall, white, and had a scar that went through his left eye.

"I'm Commander Johnson. Freeze, all of you! You are all going to die! Fire men!" The one in front ordered.

The gang hid in cover. Then Mario handed headphones to everyone except Wario.

"What are these for?" Luigi asked.

"And why didn't I get headphones?" Wario asked.

"Well," Mario started "Everyone put these on and Wario, you sing Loving You. And be extra shrill and loud on the high F note."

"Okie dokie!" Wario said as he started to sing.

"Oh no men! He is terrible! I haven't heard anyone this bad since Barbara Streisand. Cover your ears!" Johnson screamed.

Even though they covered their ears, they couldn't hold back the terrible sound of Wario's high F. Their heads exploded and their bodies fell to the ground. Everyone took off their headphones.

"Was I good?" Wario asked.

"No." Luigi said.

"Grrrrrrr!" Wario growled.

He dive tackled Luigi and started beating the crap out of him.

"Get off my brother, bitch!" Mario screamed as he pulled Wario off Luigi and kicked him in the nuts.

"Thanks bro." Luigi said as he held out his hand for Mario to help him up.

Mario grabbed is hand and slung him backwards into the wall.

"Ouch brother! What was that for?" Luigi asked as he got up.

"I don't know it is just really fun to do." Mario said.

"So now that we have killed so many cops I think we should run." Waluigi suggested.

"Yoshi." Yoshi nodded. Then they all took off running.