I'm back with chapie 2! Zis ish funnier zen ze lasht! Just ashk Cornelia-lover or go to Fanart-Central! (Cornelia-lover'll know) Enjoy me torturing ze Kingdom Heartz Characterz!!!!!!

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Riku:I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do to me!

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Riku walked into the dark room with his hands in his pocket. The same spotlight showed the same chair.

"Sit down." Voive said

"Why?" Riku asked.

"Because, I am yo fatah! Now sit, son !"

Riku sighed and sat down.

"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."

Riku twitched.

"Riku," Voice said "Is a silver haired hobo."

"I am not a hobo." Riku said "And my hair color is cool!"

"I'm sure it is, son."

"You're not my father!"

"How do you know?"

"Because you're not!"

"Whatever, hobo son."

Riku grunted.

"Riku," Voice said "Lives at the corner of Walmart and robs little, old ladies of their food."

"WHAT!!??" Riku stood up "I have a house, I don't rof old ladies of their food and WHAT THE HEAK IS WALMART!!??"

"Sit down, son."

"NO!"

"Sit down son. Or my lasers of doom shall blast your head off!"

Riku sat down and grunted again.

"Riku," Voice continued "Hates his poor, lonely father."

"I do not!" Riku said "I hate you though."

"But, I am your father."

"No."

"Riku," Voice ig nored Riku's argument "Sold his soul to darkness and betrayed his only friends."

"Well..." Riku hesitated "...Actualy..."

"I told the truth? I told the truth! I need to lie down!"

"And I need to get out of here!" Riku ranout of the dark room.

"Wait! Who am I supposed to torture and bring me personal enjoyment?" Voice checked his list "Ooooooooooo. I'm gonna like this!"

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I enjoyed writing this! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riku moggs old ladie at Walmart XC

Next up: Kairi

Me: I swear that one day an angry mob is gonna go after Voice one day!