...Hello there! It ish I an here ish some more torture! Enjoy, for I took ze time to write zis...READ IT FOOZ!!!
Disclaimer:I still don't own anything. I wish upon a pretty,twinklely star. But,it aint happening!
Kairi:Gee I wonder what you'r gonna do to me...
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Kairi stomped into the dark room. The same spotlight and chair appeared.
"Sit down,my childe."Voice said.
"Who's there?"Kairi looked around.
"Just sit down,red!"
Kairi sat down nervously.
"Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars."
Kairi gasped.
"Kairi is really an evil witch bent on destroying the world!"
"What?"Kairi asked "What are you talking about?"
"No,witchy. DON'T HURT ME!!!"
"I'm not a witch!"
"Yes you are."
"No--"
"Moving on,witchy."
Kairi crossed her arms.
"Kairi,"Voice continued "Spanks Sora's butt when he's a bad little boy."
"Eww!"Kairi said "Why would I?"
"Cause you like his butt."
"..."
"Kairi wants revenge on Sora for cheating on her."
"Shut up,you son of a--"
"Hey! Kids read this!!!"
"And this is coming from someone who verbally abuses people?"
"It's fun!"
Kairi cursed uder her breath.
"Kairi,"Voice continued "Wants revenge on Sora,so she's dating Roxas because Namine's dating Sora,who's cheating on her and she's cheating on him."
"Huh?"
Sora walked in.
"Kairi," He said "Vengence is not the answer." He walked away.
"Sora,"Kairi went after him."You're right. Mystery voice DOES lie!"
Voice cheaked his list.
"Tender." He smirked (If he could...)
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Voice stole T.J. Detwiler's line. :)
Next:Roxas I'm gonna have sooooo much fuuuuuuuun! X3
Me:All That should have Voce open to the public. Square-Enix could use comedy like this! XD