Ok, I've had a writer's block and I was busy, but I got it done! Here you guys go! Remember now, I don't own Naruto...such a loss And, I now have banner shop! Yay me! So i was also busy trying that out and making stuff and doing banner/slideshows and using the effets and...5 hours later...and doing all this other cool stuff that I'll tell you later about, k? ok...well...please review! lol

Chapter 4

In the morning, Tarilia woke up early. She got up and walked around the cliff, overlooking the huge forest. She knew that they would have to go in there again to get back to Konoha, but all through the night she had been fighting with her inner-self about Gaara.

"Ask him out! He's super cute and so so kawaii! I mean, just look at his hair. Red, the color of love! He belongs with us!"

"...Are you forgetting that he tried to kill us? I don't think dating him will be any good."

"He's hot!

"And deadly

"Which makes him the ultimate boyfriend!"

"Are you crazy! No way! We should get with Kiba, at least he's our friend!"

"So, Gaara will understand if we had to fight him. He would've killed us, but...HE'S SO HOT!"

Tarilia gave a deep sigh and sat on a flat, tall, grey rock. She ignored her bickering inner-self the best she could. It was hard though, for her inner-self was very persitant. Akamaru was waking, so the puppy got up, streched, and then went over to sit on Tarilia's lap. She stroked the puppy gently and Akamaru thought, "This is trully what I deserve." Kiba was over a couple feet away, hudled just like a dog, snoring very, very loudly.

Let's take a look in his dream...

Kiba's Dream

You see Kiba and Akamaru in a field of tall grasses with many red, orange colored flowers. Then Tarilia runs up, in slow motion I'll add, and Kiba runs towards her. Akamaru flies off his head and lands unto a fat cat, who starts beating the crud out of the puppy. The two humans turn and see the site, and Tarilia takes out a small orange fan and blows it at the cat, whiich makes the cat fly away. Temari appears blows the ninjas and dog away. Then Kankuro and his puppet catch them and throw them into a deep oasis-like place. In the middle of the oasis, a large pool of water sits, with a burning fire in the very middle of the lake. Aakmaru jumps into the water, and then Kiba's swim trunks appear on him. Tarilia was in a two piece, red bathing suit, and then she jumped into the pool of water. It was like Kiba was in heaven, for when he went to the pond, he passed a tree with doggy treats hanging from its branches. he jumped in after them and they had a water fight, splashing water at eachother and laughing. Then, a sunset appeared, Akamaru was lying between Kiba and Tarilia who were sitting down. They were about to kiss, and Kiba was so happy when----water drenched him.

End Poor Kiba's dream TT

Tarilia had taken a bucket of water and poured it on his head. He freaked out, jumping in the air. "WHAT THE HELL!", he screamed out at a blown back Tarilia with closed eyes, and a fear stricken Akamaru. He went down on all fours and shook himself like a dog, splattering water everywhere. "Ah! Kiba, quit it! You're getting me all wet!", Tarilia said playfully as Kiba continued harder. Akamaru did the same as he was quickly drenched. Now Tarilia was getting wet from front and back. "Hey! Hey! Guys! This might be dry clean only!", she said louder as the pouring slowly stopped. "Aw, relax Tarilia. It's just a little water. Nothing too much, besides, I could alwayts getcha a new dress!" "This ones the only one I like", she muttered to herself with a pouty look on her face. Akamaru barked happily finding this all just the most amusing thing in the world. She looked down at the snickering puppy with a death glare and an evil grin. "Maybe my new outfit can be made with some nice, fluffy, white fur. AH! But not just any white fur...", she said walking in a stalking manor,"It shall be YOUR FUR!", she yelled and Akamaru took off behind Kiba. He bursted out laughing and Tarilia did the same.

Suddenly, a strong wind blew through, and the shinobis lifted their arms, sheilding their eyes, as Akamaru took his usual spot in front of Kiba's jacket. Tarilia looked up and thought, "Temari...", and right on cue, Temari came in, gliding on her huge fan. The fan came closer to the pair and then she jumped off, folding her fan in mid-air. She landed silently and winked to the genins. "Hi there, Kiba, Akamaru, and..." "Tarilia", tarilia finished Temari's sentence. "Ah, yes, Kiba's little girlfriend. Never thought he'd get one...hm...well ya, ha ha, the funniest thing happened while you guys were gone. I--" "Temari, that was your fault that we were separated and had to get my parents!". Kiba growled at her. get it? Growled...heh heh...yeah... "Well, you guys were getting on my nerves, and you, Tarilia, were very annoying. You were snapping at me and going crazy! Geez! Talk about Bitch-" "Would you shut up!", Kiba interupted her. "Well, excuse me for trtying to get into an engaging conversation! Well, anyhoo, better be going. I'll catch you guys later!" With that, she took out her fan and was gliding off again, leaving dust flying into the air, stinging our heroes' eyes.

"What a wonderful little run in we just had...", Tarilia said blankly.

"Well, we better get moving! we'll never get back to Konoha in time for the festival, for in the festival, there are trades, and in those trades, there is food, and that food belongs with me!", Kiba grinned and spoke while packing his few items with him. Tarilia had already packed and was filling up some small bottle with fresh water, that was streaming down the cliff.

A few moments later, they were on the road...er...dirty path in the middle of a forest of pure evil and death. Yeah, that covers it... Well, anyway, they were walking when Kiba exclaimed, "Tarilia! Look over there!" She immediatly looked up to see that past some bushes, through two huge ferns, look a little to the left of a big oak, and down some, Kankurou! He had a rather large bag on his back. She looked to Kiba who gave a grin, and she followed him to a few feet away, behind a bush, from wher Kankurou was. The bag was very large now, and they heard him say, "Gaara, can we please stop for a break?" She couldn't see Gaara, but heard his voice as he said, "No. Now keep walking. Temari wants us to go to some pointless festival and we need to go there, or she'll pout which is very annoying."

"OOH! Gaara-sama is here!"

"Stow it"

Kiba lead the way as the two ninjas followed Gaara and Kankurou, until Kankurou stopped and told Gaara, 30 minutes later,"Gaara, can we please stop now!" Gaara didn't say anything, and on top of that, she couldn't even see him still.

"Dammit! We can't see his complete hotness!"

"Shut up!"

Then after they followed them 5 minutes later, Kankurou stopped dead and shouted out, "GAARA! PLEASE! I'M VERY, VERY TIRED! CAN WE PLEASE REST?"

"Damn, what can I do?", Gaara said.

"You could get out and off my bag!"

"FIne, if it keeps you silenced.", and with that, Gaara appeared, "Finally", Tarilia thought to herself. "Now, you can see how ugly he really i-" She stopped in the middle of her sentence, for he was still as hot as ever, though the moonlight did make him look even hotter. "See? He's completely filled with hotness and now you can go asl him! He's right there! Now, go girl! Go!"

"ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! SHUT THE HELL UP, AND LET ME SPY ON THEM SO I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO! NOW BE QUIET!"

"Ok, ok, just chillax girl. Geez, you can really explode sometimes ya know?"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Alright, alright. But i'm just saying, get him..."

Tarilia was about to pull her hair out when Kiba put his hand on her shoulder. "Are you ok? You're starting to creep me out."

Her face went completely red. "Oh, god, I'm so sorry Kiba. My inner-self is killing me...we're having a very big fight."

"I see..o...k then. So, lets get going!"

"Got it!", She smiled and then they follow the sand nins and caught up with them.

"Alright", Kiba spoke quietly, "We should be at Konoha any minute now. It seems as though they're going to the festival. Well, we can either fight them here, or fight them later."

"There's no need to fight them, Kiba. They're just here to go to the festival for Temari. Didn't you hear them?"

"No, I was kinda...well...um...too...busy...looking at...well your little conflict with yourself."

She was red like a tomato. "Oh, well...uh..w-we should just...u-uh maybe...help them g-get to Konoha?"

"I don't know. They don't seem too lost."

Kankurou was carrying the big bag still, and Gaara was walking casually a few feet away from him. "Kankurou, do you realiza that we've been here before?"

"What do you mean? I don't remeber this place!"

"Look around you moron. That tree is the same color as the tree we passed ten minutes ago. It's the same one."

"No, it's not! All trees are brown! Are you color-blind or something!"

"...I'm not color-blind you idiot. That tree is a darker shade of brown than the rest of them. And it has a hint of red i that one knot to the left. It looks nothing like the others!"

"How do you know this?"

"I use my eyes, not my ass for looking at things, unlike you do."

"I do not use my butt for looking at things!"

"Really? Because it seems large enough to see the whole country!"

"Look! I'm just older than you! You'll get big too ya know!"

"Not as big as you!"

Kiba and Tarilia were up in a tree now watching this...argument. Akamaru thought it was hilarious and he snickered loudly. Gaara and Kankurou froze and looked up.

"Ack! Akamaru! Be quiet!", Kiba said, zipping up his jacket, closing Akamaru's mouth.

"I think someone's following us", Kankurou said making Gaara have this expression on his face that read, "Why am I always stuck with dumbasses?"

"I think he f-found us!" Kiba exclaimed as Tarilia's hair rose.

"There they are!", Gaara said and sand started to come out of the giant gourd.

HAH! To be coontinued! Here are some questions you can ask:

Will they live?

Will they survive?

Will Kankurou ever go on a diet?

More coming soon!