Chapter 4: Party Hard

Hermione and Dudley drove to the party, accidentally taking the long way there that ensured that they would get stuck in traffic.

"So, Hermione, that's an interesting name." Dudley said in his 'suave'

voice.

'Remember your new cause! Remember your new cause!'

"Um, it's a family member's name" she said in a sexy voice. "But enough

about me," she leant in ('Just act like Nina. EWWWWWWWWWW! Just think about Harry. THIS IS SO GROSS AND DEGRADING!' she thought) "Tell me about you" she whispered in a low, seductive voice into his ear. He could feel her breath on his neck. Hermione could tell that this bitch was even worse than Malfoy.

"Well, I'm captain of the wrestling team, along with many other sport teams. And I've been the most popular and respected person in school for almost my entire school life" he said in a cocky voice. Hermione tuned him out. He was SO BORING! Not to mention annoying, self-absorbed, bigheaded, and had the rest of Malfoy's flaws. Why was she thinking about Malfoy so much? Just then, she felt a large arm go around her shoulder. He pulled her in and slid his other hand down her chest.

"Y'know what Dudley, wouldn't it be better if we saved the fun for later," she said in a seducing voice, looking into his eyes.

"How about some now and some later, hot stuff?"

"Or, how about we take turns?" she said, thinking about Harry, Jared and

Nina. "I can have fun now and you can have fun later?"Dudley smiled.

Hermione rubbed one of her legs against his leg slowly. This disappointed

Dudley, but he then thought that she was possibly warming up. She then slowly (and disgustedly) stroked his outer thigh, thankfully, though, there wasn't much traffic afterwards and Dudley didn't notice her take her hand off his upper lap, and before she did anything else they were at the school.

When they entered the gym, Hermione looked around. Chad, Jared, Joel and

Pierre were onstage talking. They saw Hermione and smiled, then went back to talking. After a few minutes they began to play. Nina, Nikki and Julie were dancing with a bunch of guys, especially Nina, who didn't have to worry about accidentally cheating on her boyfriend. They saw her and walked over to her, making the guys look very upset.

"Dudley, would you excuse me for a moment? I have to fix my hair and make- up," Hermione said said, making it sound like they actually did something on the way there.

She met her friends and they went to the bathroom.

"Oh my god! You guys are the biggest bitches I know! How could you leave me with him! He was trying so hard to do everything that came to his mind and it was so hard not to slap him! But you will be proud of me Nina. I acted more like you than you." Hermione said.

"Who cares about him, tell us about that guy at the Dursley's house. He was so hot. If I didn't have a boyfriend I would be all over him," Julie said.

"Too bad. You do. But I don't" Nina said with a smile as she fixed her lip-gloss.

"Oh, that's one of my school friends, but the whole thing would be ruined if Dudley thought that I knew him because he hates Harry, his friends, and everyone he knows." Hermione began. "His parents also. That's why I told them that I go to school in America. And hands off of him! He's off limits to all of you, boyfriends or none, until this is done. Also, he's the reason why I actually put any effort into this. Dudley and the rest of that family have treated Harry like nothing but shit his entire life and if I do this than that'll be a little retaliation."

"We hate you" Nina sang as she turned away from the mirror.

"C'mon you guys. Look at what I'm dealing with! Please, can one of you fake sick!" She begged.

"Nope, not if you want to do this for hunky Harry" Nina said with a smirk.

"OK, please don't do that. He's like a brother to me and I wouldn't want to think of a sibling like that." Hermione pretended to shudder. Not only because of that reason, but also because she knew that he was HOT and she didn't want to ruin the friendship for a relationship that she would never be able to get, and one that was mainly sparked because of lust.

"C'mon. Let's go back to the dance. You have a hot date waiting for you

'Mione. And did we hear correctly, or did he already give you a pet name,

Maya?" Julie joked.

"Shut up! As soon as this is over I'm going to go home and burn my skin off. I'm only doing this for Harry. Otherwise I would be at home, reading"

Hermione said as they made their way to the door.

"Oh, and tomorrow Hermione, we're going heavy with the make-over. We just have to do a few more things and it'll be finished" Nikki said.

Hermione went to Dudley, who was with his friends and stood next to him. He put his arm around her waist and began to rub under her top with his thumb.

"Yeah, we've been talking online for a while. He's mad rich and his dad is really powerful where he's from, but he said that he isn't supposed to even talk to me. This dude is really cool. He's a total babe magnet and he's the most popular person at his school. He actually described someone who sounded like my cousin who goes to his school, but he said that he was admired because of his abilities and love of something called muggles"

Hermione was bored until she heard this. She shot up and listened carefully. "He said that this guy has these two followers. One of them who's from a really big family and really poor and a girl who he called a mudblood. He said that the girl is the only person in the school receives better grades than him and is always showing off."

"Dudley," Hermione said in a sweet voice, "Who are you talking about?"

"It's none of your business. You just stand there and look hot. We can," he paused, pulled her in more (if it was possible), and licked his lips, "talk later." He turned back to his friends, who were all impressed with his date. "Anyways, he said that he was busy tonight, but we're supposed to meet tomorrow, he said something about revenge against his father."

This gave Hermione an idea. She leant her chest towards his face and bent her knee so her leg leant on his "But Dudley, I was hoping that you and I could," she paused and inhaled deeply, "get to know each other some more tomorrow." She twirled her finger on his chest. She knew that the guy Dudley was talking about had to be Malfoy. She didn't think he would associate with muggles, but when Dudley described people so similar to herself, Ron and Harry, she was almost positive it was him. Plus, the part about revenge against his father explained association with non-magic folk, but she didn't know why he would want revenge, though she wanted to find out, no matter how embarrassed she was going to be when she showed up with the tub of lard holding her.

The two dance for a while afterwards, but about two hours into the party, they, or actually Dudley, decided to get some fresh air. They walked outside. It was chilly and Hermione didn't have a coat and Dudley had left his in the car (A/N I wonder why).

"Do you want to come with me to get it?" he said, lowering his eyelids.

"But of course," Hermione said. She knew what she was going to do.

They went into the car to look for the coat, but Dudley apparently 'forgot' it at home.

"How about I warm you up?" he said as he moved closer to her.

"Or how about I warm you up?" Hermione said, surprising herself. Who would have thought that she would actually take this whole thing so seriously? She slowly crawled on his lap and faced him.

"If you're gonna warm up my legs, I should warm up the rest of you." He put his hands on her waist and pulled her in for a kiss. She moved her head to the side and his lips collided with her neck. She felt his lips form a smile as he began to neck her. After a few minutes, he got bored and she was about to vomit. He moved his hands up her shirt, but right when his fingertips felt her bra, she took his hands and moved them down, hoping that he would take it as a hint. She was a good girl who wasn't supposed to play a boy! She wasn't Nina! The only guy she ever kissed was Vicktor Krum, and it was because they were dating! Unfortunately, though, he took it as a hint to do something else. He moved his hands down. SHE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! She moved her upper body back and began to get off his lap.

"What's the matter baby, weren't you having fun? I felt you shaking," He said.

'Yeah, I was so disgusted I wanted to explode' she thought to herself.

"Well, I was, but I think that the party is almost over and don't you want to show me off to all of your friends?" she said

"Yeah, sure" he said. He slowly got out of the car and she followed. They went into the gym and 'enjoyed' the rest of the party.

A/N I am SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSO sorry that you read this, but too bad, it's here, deal. Oh, and Hermione's a good girl, I couldant have her do anything too drastic.