WOO it's about time I updated this shit, rite! Anyway, here's chapter 9!!!!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, the heartless and Nobodies will dance on stage and get 1,000,000 munny more than you ever will! XP

Rikku: GIVE US TREASURE!!!

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Chapter 9: The Gullwings

Yuna, Rikku and Paine flew into the dark room.

"Do you think we'll find treasure here?" Yuna asked.

"I sure hope so!" Rikku replied. The spotlight and chair appeared.

"Sit down." Voice said.

"It's a mysterious voice from down below come to destroy us and eat our heads off! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD!!! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD!!!"

"I'll shoot you in the head if you don't sit down." The Gullwings all sat down on the chair. Yuna looked under the cushion. "What are you doing?"

"Looking for treasure, of course." Yuna relied.

"Well stop and listen to me!" Yuna put the cushion back down. Voice cleared his throat. "The Gullwings…their team name is called the Dullwings."

"What!?"

"No it's not!" Rikku said.

"Whatever…" Paine said.

"Ya got a problem with that, Dullwings?"

"We. Are. Not. Dullwings." Yuna said.

"Enough, petty pixies!" Voice said. "The Dullwings…toture Sora because they want his cookies because they work for Xemnas and his evil cookie army…of evil."

"I didn't even get that…"

"You're confusing." Rikku put a hand on her head.

"Whatever…" Paine sighed, bordly.

"Silence, pathetic wimps! The Dullwings…are wearing my underwear."

"…Eww…" Yuna stuck out her tongue in digust.

"Your underwear's too big for us, and I'm pretty sure there's mold in your underwear!" Rikku pinched her nose.

"As I said before: Whatever…" Paine crossed her arms.

"…Does this girl say anything except 'Whatever…'?" Voice pointed to Paine (if he could)

"…Whatever…"

"…OK…the Dullwings…have imaginary friends named Blinky, Klinky, and Lil Puddin Tatter."

"…Who's is who's?" Yuna asked.

"Simple…I don't know myself…"

'…I don't know if I told you this before, but YOU'RE STUPID!!!" Rikku shouted.

"Yeah, and if my aunt had a mustache, she'd be my uncle. Besides, I can't see your imaginary friends."

"We don't have any!"

'Rikku, stop trying to steal my boyfriend!"

"…Aren't you supposed to have a girlfriend?" Yuna asked.

"What's your point?" The Gullwings stared at Voice. "…OK OK. I know why you're all staring at me"

"Is it because you're g--" Rikku began.

"No No.It's because…you wanna give me a hug."

"Hug? …NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!" Rikku took out a giant laser gun.

'Y'know, the last person who tried that failed miserably." Voice checked his nails. (If he could) Rikku tried blasting him, then fell over.

Silence.

Cricket

Twitch

Chocolate

"…AWWWW MY EYES!!" Voice shouted. "YOU BLASTED MY EYES!!!"

"Really?" Rikku asked, hopefully.

"…No."

"…I'm soooo outta here!" Rikku disappeared.

"Don't forget about me!" Yuna disappeared also.

"…I don't like you." Paine said. She disappeared.

"I hate you too, Lil Puddin Tatter!" Voice called. He checked his list. "Oooohhhhhhh!!! The Emo guy!"

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Well that took about…4EVER 2 UPDATE lol. I got the imaginary friend idea from Ashling (aka Famousraven and Cornelia-lover on She's writing a Pokemon Know-Your-Stars thing) I'm running out of ideas. If anyone has anything 4 the next chapter, don't b afraid 2 tell me, 'cause I'll use them :3

Next up: Cloud

Me and Claire: Hi!

Ashling: Hi!

Claire: R u gonna b on 2day? (AIM)

Me: Yup. R we gonna talk about u-no-wut?

Claire: no the u-no-who.

Me: u-no-he or u-no-she?

Claire: U-no-he.

Me: OK wut about u-no-he?

Claire: I'll tell u later

Me: OK

Ashling: U lost me at hi.