HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I updated early 4 once :) Now, it's time for drumroll THE 10TH CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Audience: applauds

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Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts…u would not b reading this because I would not b riting this!

Cloud: Oh, goodie. I have to get tortured by that Voice of doom…it's probably Sephiroth…

Sephiroth: …Shut up…

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Cloud stuck his hands in his pockets as he walked into the dark room. He slouched slightly. The chair and spotlight appeared for the fifty-millionth time. (I don't think it'll ever stop…)

"Sit down." Voice said. Cloud sighed and sat on the chair. "Wow, that was easy!"

"What do you want from me, Sephiroth?" Cloud asked slouching in his seat and taking his hands out of his pocket.

"…Sephr-who? No idea who that is. Now, shush! Daddy's gonna tell you a storwy." Cloud cringed at the thought. Voice cleared his throat. "Cloud Strife…he wants a hug from his daddy-waddy."

"...I don't even know my father..." Cloud was very impatient.

"Oh…Cloud I am yo fathah!"

"Don't even try that trick, again!" Riku shouted.

"Shut up, son! I'm talking to your brother."

"I already know I'm not gonna enjoy this…" Cloud interrupted.

"Well, you will now!" Voice cleared his voice again. "Cloud Strife…wants to find Sephiroth and, give him a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG hug and tell him he wants to be his bestest buddy ever."

"…" Cloud didn't say anything, just cringed…again…

"What? You're okay with being Sephy's bestest buddy?"

"…It's official…no one understands me…" Cloud slouched more.

"But, I do, son. And, don't slouch so much. You'll fall off."

"Who gives a da--" Cloud fell backwards off the chair and took it with him.

"See? What did daddy tell you, faggy son?"

"Didn't you just finish saying in chapter 3 that kids read this?"

"…Pfft. Like I care who reads this!"

Cloud picked the chair up and sat back down. Voice cleared his throat, once again. (If I were Cloud, I would've walked out already. But we know Cloud…the masochist …)

"Cloud Strife" Voice said "Hates Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz because they stole his cookies and his pie last week."

"…You…REALLY don't understand me…" Cloud started slouching again.

"Yes I do, I am your father. AND, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SLOUCHING!!?? HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED YOUR LEASON!!!!?"

"No, and I don't care if I fall flat on my face!"

"OK, it's your face's funeral." Cloud cringed. "If you keep cringing like that, your teeth'll fall out."

"Don't care…"

"Cloud Strife…is hitting on me, his father."

Cloud almost fell over, caught his balance, but fell anyway.

"Why would I be hitting on you!? 1) You're a guy and 2) I like Ae--"Cloud covered his mouth, before anything got out.

"Sephiroth?"

"What is you prob--"

"Is that right?" Sephiroth walked in with his super long sword. "Well then, let's settle this." Cloud stood up and got out his super fat sword.

"This time, we end it. And, you'll be the one to fall!"

"I doubt that." They leapt into the air and disappeared in a bright light.

"…Why does that always happen?" Voice asked checking his list. "Suk le bleu! It's her…me likey"

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Ha! I updated quickly this time! I won't keep u good ppl waiting…4 as long as last time anyway…srry... GASP Voice doesn't care if lil kids read this...BRING ON THE 3 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I enjoyed this 1 more than I did Riku (srry ppl :3)

GASP (again) does this mean Voice will b speaking French 4 the next person OH-NOES:O

Next: Yuffie

Marc: wut about the reverse mushroom?

Julio: Wut's that? Was it a mushroom created wen ur mind reversed itself and warped

Marc: (totally series) Yeah!