Chapter 2: You stand no chance
"Oh how good it feels to move again." He sighed, stretching his pink body. "It's been a while...since I last had some candy..." He said, his gaze peircing through the pair. This wasn't good.
"W-What do you want?" Frieza stammered, taking a step back.
"Candy, Power, and...Goku." He growled. "So which one of you will fill my empty stomach?" Buu asked. Nobody answered, but the duo kept their eyes fixated on Buu. In an instant, he was gone.
"Where did he go?!" Cell asked, looking around. "I haven't gone anywhere" Buu laughed from above. They looked up, and saw him floating lazily above them, fully horizontal and barely a foot away from them.
"Fight me" He commanded. "I like my dinner tough." He cackled.
"W-We can't!" Frieza cried, taking a step back.
"I said, FIGHT ME!" Buu roared, creating an explosion that knocked them back.
"Fine!" Cell roared as he began to power up. He began to put out a golden aura as lightning jumped around him. Frieza, seeing cell prepare for battle, quickly powered up to his 100 form, who's power was greatly reduced in hell.
Cell made the first move, dashing towards buu at high speed and throwing a punch at him. Buu stood perfectly still as the punch collided with his face with a dull thump.
"Mmmm, any harder and that might had tickled." Buu laughed. Cell stook, dumbstruck, with his fist still glued to Buu's face. He cackled evilly and grabbed cells arm. He began to squeeze as cell let out a scream of pain and fell to his knees. With one motion, cell was thrown like a pebble to the side, his arm bent at an odd angle several times. Buu turned his attention to Frieza.
"N-no! Please! I can help you! Whatever you want!" Frieza pleaded.
"Oh, you are helping me." Buu laughed. He raised a finger and pointed it at Frieza. Immediately, a pink beam erupted from his fingertip, hitting Frieza in the chest. He began to shrink, slowly at first, into a...bar of chocolate. It had all of frieza's features, with his arms and legs pointing outward like a gingerbread man. Buu reached out with his stretching arm and grabbed it before teleporting to Cell, who was still moaning in pain, unable to regenerate his arm.
"Yummy" Buu said, looking longingly at the Frieza-Chocolate.
"Let me go!" The chocolate bar yelled in a miniature voice.
Buu, not wasting anymore time, bit off the chocolates head. The chocolate spoke no more. He quickly threw the rest in his mouth greedily and swallowed it. He began to laugh as a purple aura exploded around him, raging like a wildfire. He began to glow bright white, and in one single explosion, transformed into another monstrous being.
He stood a bit taller than he had previously, now probably standing at about Five feet tall. His skin was pale white, like that of frieza, but he still retained all of his old features, granted that frieza wore no clothes. Luckily, Buu still had on his pants.
"Fun fun" Buu laughed. Absorbing Frieza had done nothing to help his scratchy voice. "I'm done playing." Buu said, suddenly stern. He looked angrily at cell, who tried to scurry back. Buu began to follow after him.
"L-Leave me alone, monster!" Cell cried, attempting to scurry faster. Buu, now annoyed at Cell, pointed his hand directly at cells heart. In a split second, his hand shot towards cell, peircing his flesh. His eyes widened, and his breathing became pained. His wings cracked sickeningly as his hand broke through the other side. Buu slowly began to reel Cell in towards him, greedy bloodlust painted across his face. He lifted Cell like he was nothing, looking at him eye to eye. Slowly, the pink tendrils began to leak out of Cells open wounds, wrapping him up, tightening around his neck. Green blood began to pour out onto the ground below him as they busted out of his flesh like parasites, finally engulfing him into a massive pink cocoon, eventually pulling him into Kid Buu's chest.
Buu began to laugh maniacally, his laugh ringing all over hell, bringing the attention of the rest of its inhabitants, who looked on in horror as Buu transformed again. This time he was again the size of Super Buu. His muscle size and speed had increased on an unimaginable scale, showing traits from both Frieza and Cell. He looked around at all of the previous defeated Villains.
"Oh goody" He said. His voice was more refined, obviously a trait gained from cell. It was no longer scratchy, but carried a distinct air of aristocracy, slightly different from Cell's voice. He looked on, bloodlust again in his eyes. He licked his lips as he stared into each of the deceased villains eyes.
"It's snack time."