Summary: Another school year at Konoha High. To Sakura, it's just one more boring school year to go. But then, something unsuspecting happened. She met her worst nightmare, Uchiha Sasuke. They were mortal enemies at the first glance. Their friends were tired of hearing them argue all the time so; they decided to make this situation interesting. The girls bet Sasuke will fall for Sakura, while the guy's bet Sakura will fall for Sasuke. They will both have till the end of the school year. Who will win the bet? Read and find out.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But the imaginary ones like Carson, Kenji and Tomi. I own them. (Does a metal bucket count too?)

A/N: AHHHHHHHHH! I am really really sorry! I didn't mean not to update! BLAME RAIIYAAN! IT'S HER FAULT! She took so long to tell me what the heck she was. AND! I had a major writers block. Plus I had to prepare for school. Yuck. But to make it up to you guys, the next few chapters will be all random and weird. YAY!

For this Chapter and the upcoming ones you will have to download the following songs.

Best Friend by Toy Box.

Candy by Riyu Kosaka

Love Love Shine by Riyu Kosaka

Well, that's all for now. The songs go with what's coming up so yeah. Get them quick!

Chapter Seven

Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark?

Recap: Will Kenji ever stop getting hit by random objects falling from the sky?

Where is Carson Cally Corkahobie John hiding now?

Does Tenten still have brain damage?

Will Janitor Bill ever get his beloved metal bucket back?

And will Naruto ever learn the Hokie Pokie?

(Normal POV)

Hmm… where is Sakura, Tenten, Hinata and Ino? I have no clue. I lost them when they were at the school getting their schedule for this year. Oh wait! I see them! Lets go after them!

"YAY! NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!" Sakura exclaimed doing a little dance.

"Really? How come?" Tenten asked looking down at her calendar. "Tomorrow is Monday. Shouldn't we have school?"

Ino shook her head side to side. "It says that the teachers including Tsunade-sama are going to a meeting today and tomorrow."

Tenten grinned from ear to ear. "Woo Hoo! We have a day off. Sweet. What a way to start the year."

"I agree. But.." Hinata started but then thought for a moment.

Her 3 friends looked over to her and raised an eyebrow.

"But?" They repeated telling her to go on.

"But… What are we going to do?"

"What do you mean 'what are we going to do'? We'll find something. Anything is better than going to class." Sakura said.

Everyone looked at her with blank expressions.

Sakura stared back and raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Sakura. Whenever you say that, we always end up doing nothing and being bored out of our brains." Ino said while Tenten and Hinata nodded their heads in agreement.

"HEY! What are you talking about! I am the QUEEN of fun. Trust me this time. Today we will have fun and you won't hear 'I am so bored' coming out of my mouth."

They looked at each other still not certain, but then shrugged it off. Maybe Sakura was right this time. So they followed Sakura who was walking away to god knows where.

2 minutes later.

"I am so bored!" Sakura yelled out in frustration. Many people around them yelled a "yeah me too" but continued to walk on.

"Pfft. You didn't even last 5 minutes." Tenten snorted which received a glare from Sakura.

"It's not my fault! I didn't say I was the queen of fun."

Hinata sweat dropped. "Umm… Sakura. You did say it."

Sakura thought for a moment. "…Oh yeah…"

"AHH! I don't want to talk about Sakura's stupidity right now!" Ino said with her head in her hands. "I wish something interesting will happen."

They all waited for anything to happen but nothing came. They all let out a sigh and continued to walk around the picnic tables.

Heaven:

"What do you think we should do?" One god asked another.

"Hmmm… I don't know. But I am bored." Another replied.

"OoOoOoO I know! Why don't we do something to the Kenji kid again!" One very evil god suggested.

"Hmm… I think he is still in the hospital."

"Oh yeah," They all said sadly.

(A/N: So to answer the question: Will Kenji ever stop getting hit by random objects falling from the sky? The answer is no. But doesn't that make things more interesting?)

"Well, the people are bored. Lets take pity on them!"

"YEAH!" they all said excitedly and came up with a plan for the poor mortals.

(I always wondered if the gods would do that…)

The gods thought and thought long and hard. Then, one finally came up with an ingenious plan. Using their super duper powers, they shall add a very familiar object that is after revenge.

Earth:

"Look up at the sky!" One random person said.

"Its a bird!"

"Its a plane!"

"NO! It's… a metal bucket with a large dent in the middle?"

Everyone looked up and indeed. There was a metal bucket with a large dent in the middle. Everyone stared at the bucket, as it was slowly getting larger as it went towards earth.

(A/N: So to answer the question: Will Janitor Bill ever get his beloved metal bucket back? Nope. Sorry Janitor Bill.)

Metal Bucket: MWAHAHAHA! FEAR ME EARTHLINGS! I HAVE COME HERE IN SEARCH OF THE ONE CALLED INO! SHE IS THE ONE WHO PUT THIS LARGE DENT IN THE MIDDLE OF ME!

Everyone looked towards Ino who was shocked as well.

"HEY! It's not my fault I threw you out the window!" Ino defended.

Metal Bucket: SILENCE! IT IS YOUR FAULT! Luckily an earthling named Kenji made my landing softer. I thank him. BUT NOW! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR DEMISE!

The bucket was nearing Ino closer and closer as she stayed in her spot screaming her head off.

Now, would I let Ino get hit? Or should I send in Kenji? Well, I can't let it hit Kenji. He is still in the Hospital, remember? So that leaves me with only one person. Sakura.

"INO! WATCH OUT!" Sakura yelled in slow motion as she ran to push Ino aside.

(A/N I just love slow motion scenes. Don't you?)

5 minutes later. Sakura finally reached Ino and pushed her aside letting the bucket hit her own head.

BANG! GASP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOO! ….Moo?

"GASP! I recognize that moo anywhere! CARSON CALLY CORKAHOBIE JOHN?" Tenten screamed joyfully.

(A/N: So to answer the question: Where is Carson Cally Corkahobie John hiding now? He was in the bucket all along!)

"Tenten! Who cares about Carson! Sakura is hurt!" Ino shrieked, running to her friend who lay very still on the ground.

"S-sakura? Are you okay?" Hinata asked looking down to poor Sakura.

"Sakura! You are so stupid! Why did you do that?" Ino asked/yelled. Mostly yelled.

"Because… Ino… I… I… I am your father…" Sakura said very slowly.

DEAD SILENCE! Everything has stopped! The world stopped spinning, everyone stopped breathing, even the dog by the tree stopped in the middle of peeing.

Tick Tick Tick Tick. BING! Everything unfroze.

"WHAT? S-sakura… you're not my father!"

"I know. I was just teasing." Sakura started to giggle non-stop.

Everyone sweat-dropped.

"Sakura! That wasn't funny! I thought you got brain-damage like Tenten." Ino screeched while getting up from the ground.

Sakura ignored Ino and stood up with her mouth wide open and hearts in her eyes.

"Sakura? A-are you okay?" Hinata asked also standing up.

Sakura just kept silent and just nodded her head up and down, though no one was even talking to her.

"What did I miss?" Tenten asked with the bucket in her arms.

"Why do you have that bucket with you?" Ino asked while crossing her arms.

Tenten smiled and looked down to the bucket affectionately.

"Me and Carson are catching up on the good old days."

(A/N: So to answer the question: Does Tenten still have brain damage? The answer is… Maybe? I can't tell.)

"Well you have to get rid of that thing!" Ino said trying to grab it away from Tenten.

"Why?" asked a curious Tenten backing away slowly.

"Oh. I don't know. Maybe because it tried to KILL ME!"

"Oh don't be silly. Carson would never do a thing like that! The bucket, maybe, but not Carson."

Ino gave up. She didn't want to deal with this now.

"You guys! Look over there!" Hinata said pointing towards the field.

Everyone looked and their eyes went straight out of their sockets. What they saw, was horrifying. There in the field, was Sakura. What was she doing? I will tell you in full detail.

Sakura was in a costume. Not just any costume. But a Pikachu costume. Why you ask? I have no clue. What was she doing? Well she was smiling happily while skipping down a field of flowers. She was twirling, Dancing, Jumping, Singing, tap-dancing. Anything you could think of. And the weird thing is. She kept glancing towards the air beside her and she would always smile or talk. Like… there was someone there.

Everyone gathered around and watched Sakura make a fool out of herself. Some even brought camera's and started to tape her.

"OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?" Ino shouted scaring Hinata and Tenten with her sudden outburst.

"Well. She is obviously doing the funky chicken Ino." Stated an amazed Tenten.

"I know that Tenten! But why is she doing that!"

"Well. She is dancing with her friend. I never saw him before though. Have you Carson?"

Silence

"Carson said he has never seen him before."

"Wait. Who is he? I don't see anyone." Hinata asked curiously.

"You don't see a dancing Pink Polar Bear? He is right there beside Sakura doing the Hokie Pokie." Tenten answered as a matter of fact.

"Oh no. Not another imaginary friend." Ino said with tears running down her face anime style.

"What do you mean ANOTHER?" Tenten asked suspiciously.

"I mean ANOTHER as in Carson." Came a blunt answer from Ino.

"For the last time. Carson is NOT imaginary."

"Whatever. We got to get Sakura."

They all agreed and ran towards Sakura. Once they reached Sakura, Ino slapped her across the cheek.

Tenten and Hinata- O-O

Sakura- :) to o-o to :D (A/N so she made 3 faces all together…)

"Wasn't that a little harsh Ino?" Asked a scared Hinata.

"Yeah. She did save your head…literally" Added an equally scared Tenten.

"It's the only way she will snap out of it." growled an scary/evil/psychotic Ino.

Ino dragged Sakura back to the picnic tables while the rest merely followed.

Sakura just continued to smile and laugh out of nowhere.

"Why are you laughing Sakura?" Hinata asked gently.

"Because Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark is SO funny!" Sakura laughed once again and started to talk.

(A/N: Start Playing "Best friend" by Toy Box now:D)

"Oh Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark, you're so cool!"

Everyone stared. And stared. And stared some more.

"OH! Where are my manners? You guys? This is my Best friend Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark."

Silence.

"He is just like Carson Cally Corkahobie John except he lives in a boot with a GARAGE! He is 592 082 years old, which is one year younger than Carson. He sells ABC gum to the unfortunate for a living. You know, the people who can't chew gum by themselves? He has a little pet caterpillar the size of a jellybean. And he doesn't live up in the sky. He lives on a rainbow. And he loves Skittles. Maybe because it rains skittles there. I don't know," Sakura said.

Everyone's mouth went wide open. Tenten's mouth was opened the most. Maybe she was jealous. COME ON! He has a GARAGE! Carson has a bucket that's evil for crying out loud. Who wouldn't be jealous?

Sakura's eyes shifted to the left then right. "But here's a secret," she said whispering, "He an FBI,"

GASP. Poor Tenten. Poor CARSON! FBI? How will Carson beat that?

"He's in with the Federal Beaurau Investigation?" Ino asked amazed.

"Federal Beaurau whaa? No. The Federal Bubblegum Investigation. It's when someone steals ABC gum and sells them and say it's they're own creation. It's like Pirating. Don't tell anyone though," Sakura finished and straightened herself.

Everyone fell over anime style.

Sakura didn't notice and continued to talk to Karly.

What should they do? Sakura has totally lost it. OH! I KNOW! Lets let Ino scream at her. Yeah… that's a good idea.

"Sakura! You are acting more crazy than Tenten when she thought Carson Cally Corkahobie John was real!" Ino screamed shaking her friend.

Tenten nodded her head in agreement. A few seconds later she realized it was an insult.

"HEY! I wasn't crazy! And for your information, Carson Cally Corkahobie John is REAL. And you just hurt his feelings." Tenten stated while patting poor Carson on the shoulder.

"Tenten! Look at the influence you're putting on poor Sakura! You're making her see things." Ino said pointing an accusing finger at Tenten.

"Hey! What did I do?" Tenten asked innocently.

"You and stupid Carson Cally Corkahobie John are making Sakura act crazy!" answered Ino truthfully.

"HEY! Leave Carson out of this. It's not his fault he is challenged at completing puzzles! You know all the kids make fun of him at school! He has to live a pretty hard life." Then, Tenten and a group of kids crowded around and started to cry. They all felt sorry for Carson Cally Corkahobie John.

"Oh dear lord. This can NOT be happening." Ino said shaking her head.

Tenten continued her little speech. "Poor Carson! Going door to door. Selling plastic wrap. Earning $5.99 a day! How will he be able to go to college at that rate! Can someone tell me?"

"Well, Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark can help him. Cause he is the best! He earns $10.37 every 3 hours." Replied Sakura proudly.

"Carson says no thank you. We don't need your pity!" pouted an angry Tenten.

"What! Karly is my best friend. He would never take pity on Carson!"

"Sakura! Snap out of it! Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark is NOT your best friend!" Yelled an annoyed Ino.

"Ino! He IS my best friend. Have you listened to the background music?"

Silence. Oh boy. Sakura is now officially crazy. In real life, there would be NO background music. But since this isn't real life, and I am the writer for this fic, I can add background music.

"What? Background music?" Tenten asked confused.

"Yeah! Background music." Sakura said waving her arms like a maniac. Though she already was one…

"Sakura. Umm… I don't hear anything." Hinata said.

"You don't? Well it's playing right now cause Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark is here. See. Listen."

He's my best friend

Best of all best friends

Do you have a Best Friend too?

"Oh my gosh. Sakura is right. There is background music." Ino said disbelievingly.

"Told you." Sakura said smiling.

"Hey! When I was with Carson Cally Corkahobie John, I didn't have music. That's not fair. I deserve music too." Tenten said sadly and slightly jealous.

Everyone sweat-dropped.

"Well, Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark is cooler! So he deserves background music."

The whole student body crowded around the two girls and started to oOo and chant 'fight'. Hey. They were bored! Plus, this was very entertaining.

"What! No way! Carson Cally Corkahobie John is WAY cooler than Karly what's his face."

"GASP! His name is Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark for your big fat information!"

"Whatever. We all know Carson is cooler!"

"Nu Uh! Karly is cooler! Right guys?"

Some said 'yeah' or 'sure' maybe a few 'I don't know' and one even said 'my toes hurt' though I have no clue why he said that. Back to the argument…

"Oh really? Prove it!"

"Fine! I will."

"Go ahead!"

"I'm going!"

"I'm waiting!"

"Just hold on!"

"Fine!"

It was silent once again. Sakura was thinking while everyone was waiting. And just like that… DING! Sakura's brain was ready.

"I know! Unlike Carson, Karly can put 3 puzzle pieces together!"

GASP! Everyone was shocked and impressed. Everyone oOoed

"Wow. That is pretty cool." Said a random guy behind Tenten.

7 people from Tenten's side went over to Sakura's side.

"Oh yeah! Well… Carson can dance WAY better than Karly any day."

Everyone oOoed once again.

"NO WAY! Karly can dance circles around Carson any day."

"Yeah right!"

"It's true! Karly can do any dance move while Carson dances worse than Naruto!" (Come on. Naruto can't even do the Hokie Pokie! So that was a pretty good insult.)

(A/N: So to answer the question: Will Naruto ever learn the Hokie Pokie? I can honestly say, no. But if anyone would like to give him lessons, go ahead. But it won't be easy.)

DOUBLE GASP! Everyone went silent. Did she just say that? How is Tenten taking it? Lets find out…

"Oh no you didn't!" Tenten yelled doing the head and finger combo.

"Oh yes I did it!" Sakura said doing the same combo.

"That does it. Carson and Karly! Dance off. Right NOW!"

And again. Everyone oOoed and Gasped.

"Fine! We accept! Bring it on!" Sakura said quite confident.

"Oh, It's been BROUGHT!" Tenten said with much emphasis.

Sakura stared intently into Tenten's eyes as she did the same. Everyone behind them cheered for Carson and Karly.

"Are they for real?" asked Ino who couldn't believe her eyes.

"10 bucks on Carson!" Hinata yelled to a random guy in a black coat. He took her money and gave her a ticket.

Ino ¬.¬

Hinata O-O

"What? I might as well make some money out of all of this." Hinata answered truthfully.

Ino let out a sigh and dug into her pockets.

"15 bucks on Karly." Ino said sadly, giving in to the events unravelling before her eyes.

Minutes passed and everyone placed his or her bets in. They all went to the bleachers that surrounded an arena where the showdown will take place.

"COME ON KARLY KARKNEY KORKI- WHATEVER! DON'T LET ME DOWN!" yelled none other, Tsunade.

"Tsunade-sama? W-what are you doing here?" Ino asked surprised.

"What does it look like? I am here to see the dance off. I bet 100 bucks on Karly. I have a feeling he is going to win." Tsunade replied with a wide grin.

"Uhh… I see that. But aren't you supposed to be at a meeting or something?" Ino asked suspiciously.

"Huh? Oh yeah. Well, it's only a meeting for this program thingy about the student's safety. No big deal." Tsunade explained waving her hand in front of Ino.

"Right…" Answered Ino who stood up and walked away to sit with Hinata.

Moments passed and out came the most stylish, awesome referee anyone has ever seen.

"Everyone ready?" Asked the brilliant Mi-to-chan. (Hehehe.)

"Hell yeah!" Answered Tenten and Sakura in unison.

"Okay then. Let the dance off, BEGIN!" Mi-to-chan said with an evil grin. Though you all know. It will be in the next chapter. Who will win? Guess in your reviews! Cause IT'S ON!

A/N: Another chapter completed with the help of my dear friend, Raiiyaan! She gave me the idea of Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark. AND! She's the one who made up that whole FBI thing and the Karly info. So thank her. :D

Oh and.. Just to let you know… Carson Cally Corkahobie John… is ME! And Karly Karkney Korkipokie is Raiiyaan.SO! VOTE FOR ME!

Raiiyaan- HEY! NO WAY! Don't listen to her. Vote for me! The cool one.

Mi-to-chan- WHAT? I am the coolest one here. So you should vote for me!

Raiiyaan- LIES! I am the coolest one AND the best dancer. So I will for sure win.

Mi-to-chan- Don't be so sure. I have the power to write no matter what the votes say. MWAHAHAHA So I am the one who will win. :P

Raiiyaan- That's unfair and you know it.

Mi-to-chan- I know. But it's still on!

Raiiyaan- Bring it.

Mi-to-chan- Oh. I am bringing it. So GET READY!

-Fight Scene-

Mi-to-chan and Raiiyaan- OW! BRUSIES! –glare's at each other- VOTE FOR ME!

THE END to the worst fight scene and pointless argument you will ever see.