Summary: Another school year at Konoha High. To Sakura, it's just one more boring school year to go. But then, something unsuspecting happened. She met her worst nightmare, Uchiha Sasuke. They were mortal enemies at the first glance. Their friends were tired of hearing them argue all the time so; they decided to make this situation interesting. The girls bet Sasuke will fall for Sakura, while the guy's bet Sakura will fall for Sasuke. They will both have till the end of the school year. Who will win the bet? Read and find out.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the songs. But the imaginary ones like Carson, Kenji and Tomi. I own them. (Does a metal bucket count too?)
A/N: BACK! Did I take long again? SORRY! I have been busy. BLAME SCHOOL! Yuck. I can't believe I have to go back there AGAIN! SighOh well! I must learn and let my puny brain grow. Can brains grow? Hmm… I guess they could right?
THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! They were VERY honest. I HAVE been excluding Sasuke and them. But I have a good excuse! T-T I couldn't think of what to put… I couldn't figure out how to put them all in! I can't just make them pop out of nowhere. Right? Right. Anyway… I hope you enjoy this chap.
-Cries- Curse you Raiiyaan. You got more votes! I think…
For this Chapter you will have to download the following songs.
Candy by Riyu Kosaka
Love Love Shine by Riyu Kosaka
Remember you had to get them? Hehehe they are from DDR! WOOT! Such an interesting game. I couldn't get the full-length song so it's okay if you only get the one minutes ones. Anyway… ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter Eight
The Almighty Dance-off
Battle of The Imaginary Friends
Recap: "Everyone ready?" Asked the brilliant Mi-to-chan.
"Hell yeah!" Answered Tenten and Sakura in unison.
"Okay then. Let the dance off, BEGIN!" Mi-to-chan said with an evil grin.
(Normal POV)
"AHHHH! My brain! I think it just died from boredom!" wailed a blonde haired boy.
Meet Naruto Uzumaki. He is known as the kid who has a very bubbly personality. He has a big mouth that can get in the way a few times but his sense of humor can get anyone to crack a smile. His most treasured thing's are: Ramen, Friends, and Pranks. (Though I don't think it counts as a thing.)
"Your brain died? Interesting. I never knew you had a brain to begin with." retorted a pale-eyed guy with long coffee colored hair.
Meet Neji Hyuuga. He is known as a very mysterious person. He is serious at times, but not all the time. Like Naruto, he likes to pull pranks but he wouldn't want to risk getting in trouble. Being president of the school, he wouldn't want his image being smudged.
Naruto's face turned evil. "HEY! What's THAT suppose to mean?"
"Geez Naruto. Must we ALWAYS explain things to you?" Asked a guy with his black hair tied up to form the shape of a pineapple.
Meet Shikamaru Nara. He is known for his laziness. You could find him anywhere under the shade of a tree watching the clouds go by. Though he is lazy, he is very smart. His IQ is over 200, which you could never tell at a first glance. As part of the group, he is usually the one who comes up with the plan for the pranks, even though he finds it troublesome.
"SHUT UP! Why do you have to be such a smart ass?" yelled an annoyed Naruto.
"Pfft. At least he isn't a dumb ass like you, dobe." Said a raven-haired guy leaning against a tree.
Well, you all know who that is huh? It's Sasuke Uchiha. The one and only. No one knows much about him. But what we DO know is that he is quiet, cold hearted, and likes to pull a prank or two. Even though he just transferred to this school, he is already popular. His fan club can tell you that much. He is always serious and you would never find a smile on his face. Maybe a smirk but not a smile. No one has ever made him smile in such a long time.
"What was that Sasuke-teme?" Steam was now going through Naruto's ears and nose but Sasuke didn't show the slightest of emotions.
"Hn." Replied Sasuke looking up to the sky.
"Whatever." Naruto rolled his blue eyes. "I have more important things to take care of."
"Oh really? Like what?" Neji asked not interested at all.
"Like the fact that I am bored! And did you guys noticed no one is here?"
-Tumbleweed-
Everyone looked around and indeed. No one was around. Not even Sasuke's fan girls. Though he didn't complain. He didn't want to hear their annoying shrills and screams anytime soon.
"There is no school today. They probably went off somewhere." Shikamaru explained lying on the ground with his eyes shut.
"But don't you guys find it weird! NO ONE is around! It's only us!" Naruto yelled waving his arms in the air.
"Hmm… he does have a point. No one is here." Neji said looking over to Shikamaru and Sasuke.
Shikamaru shrugged. "Oh well. At least there will be some peace and quiet."
They all nodded and relaxed under the tree located in front of the school. Just as they were about to get comfortable, they heard footsteps coming their way. A LOT of footsteps.
They all looked ahead and the whole student body was coming straight for them.
"AHH! SASUKE! Your stupid fan club is coming this way! This is all YOUR fault!" Naruto yelled as he pointed to the mob of students.
"Dobe! There are GUYS in that group!" Sasuke said sending a glare to the blonde haired boy.
"So?" Naruto replied oblivious.
Sasuke let out a groan. "He is just too stupid."
"Okay. What the heck is going on here?" Neji yelled to the group who came to a halt in front of them.
"You guys didn't hear? We are going to the dance off!" One guy yelled.
They all raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Dance off?" They repeated.
"Yeah! Against Sakura and Tenten!" Another one yelled and they all continued to the stadium.
"Haruno?" Sasuke yelled.
"Tenten?" Neji yelled.
The two were shocked. Why the heck were they having a dance off?
Naruto let out a wide grin. "YES! Finally, something interesting! Come on you guys! Lets go!"
Before anyone could protest, Naruto dragged them to the stadium.
- - oOoOo - -
"What the heck is going on here?" Neji asked as they entered the stadium.
Shikamaru shrugged. "I have no clue."
"Aww man! We came too late! There are no more seats!" Naruto whined while looking around for seats.
Sasuke slapped Naruto from behind and let out a snort.
"Shut up dobe. Just stand."
Naruto grumbled a few curses and rubbed his sore head.
The rest rolled their eyes and watched as the referee, a.k.a the brilliant coolest mi-to-chan, let the dance off begin.
(A/N: OKAY! Lets play… Candy right now!)
Tenten was the first to react. She reached into her pink vest pocket and pulled out a pokeball.
"Carson! I choose you!" Tenten said while turning her white hat around and throwing the pokeball to the ground. (A/N: Hmm… Kinda reminds me of pokemon huh?)
Carson emerged out of the pokeball and held a thumbs up.
"MOO!"
Neji- O-O;
The rest of the guys just stared with mouths wide open.
"What… the… heck… is she doing?" Neji managed to choke out.
The guys merely shrugged and continued to watch.
Sakura made a move next. She reached into her red vest and pulled a pokeball out.
"Karly! I choose you!" Sakura shouted as she turned her black hat around and threw her pokeball to the ground.
Karly emerged out of the pokeball and stood on his two legs.
"GRR!" (A/N: Right? Grr? They grr right?)
Sasuke's eyes bulged out of its sockets.
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Shikamaru said while rubbing his eyes.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S A POKEMON BATTLE!" Naruto squealed with stars in his eyes.
The three told Naruto to shut up and watched the battle begin.
"Carson! Pirouette towards Karly!" Tenten shouted as she pointed towards Sakura's direction.
"Moo!" Carson started to Pirouette towards Karly in maximum speed.
Announcer guy Bob: Tenten just started the match with a powerful pirouette! What amazing speed! What will Sakura do?
Sakura smirked.
"Karly! Sauté to the right to dodge the attack!" Sakura screamed while Karly Grr-ed in response and did as told.
Carson missed Karly as he Sautéed to the right and let out a frustrated moo.
Announcer guy Bob: What grace! Now Sakura has a chance to attack!
Sakura smirked and held her arm high in the air. "Now Karly! Fouetté kick Karly while his back is turned!"
GRRR! oOoOo! BAM! Ahhh… MOO! oOoOoOo once more
"Oh no! Carson!" Tenten shreiked as Carson flew in the air and landed with a big KABOOM!
"Mwahaha! Had enough Tenten and Carson?" mocked Sakura with a devilish smirk.
Tenten's face turned fierce. "NO WAY! Carson! It's time to do it old school!"
Carson stood up and Moo-ed strongly.
Announcer guy Bob: Carson is up! I guess that kick wasn't enough. Now—what's this? There's a figure running towards Tenten and Sakura waving their arms like a maniac. Who could this weirdo be?
"WAIT! STOP THE MATCH!" Yelled Mi-to-chan running in the middle of the fight. (-Sigh- Yes. It's me…)
"What's up?" Tenten and Sakura asked confused.
Mi-to-chan bent over and tried to catch her breathe. "I gotta change the tape to play the other song." She answered bluntly.
"Oh…" They replied and waited for her to continue the fight.
15 minutes later…
"Argh! Stupid machine. Why won't you work! DIE!" She yelled frustrated.
Tenten and Sakura watched as Mi-to-chan whacked the poor tape player continuously. They were slowly losing their patience…
"FOR HEAVENS SAKE! HURRY UP!" Sakura yelled causing Mi-to-chan to stop 'fixing' the tape player.
"You think you can do better?" Mi-to-chan screamed menacingly.
"I KNOW I can do better!" Sakura retorted back.
"Oh that does it…" Mi-to-chan lunged towards Sakura but was stopped by someone.
"You guys! Hold up. Let ME fix it." Said none other than Raiiyaan.
2 seconds later…
"Okay you guys. I fixed it. Time to start the fight." Raiiyaan said smiling.
"Pfft. How was I supposed to know you had to push the 'play' button?" Mi-to-chan replied lamely.
"Everyone knows that. Even Naruto." Raiiyaan said walking away.
Mi-to-chan hung her head in shame. "Whatever. Start the match already."
(A/N: Okay! Time to play Love Love Shine!)
"Finally… Yo Carson! Do your thang with a head spin towards Sakura's home boy Karly!"
Carson started to head spin and was only a few feet away from Karly.
"AHHH! He's coming too fast! Karly! Try to dodge with a pimp walk!" (A/N: Haha you won't believe it, but that is a dance move. I looked it up.)
GRR!
Karly tried to pimp walk, but Carson was just too fast.
MOOO! KABOOM! GASP!
Announcer guy Bob: A critical hit! Will Karly recover? Or has Sakura lost this match?
"Karly are you alright!" Sakura asked as Karly lay on the floor very, very still.
"HA! Face it Sakura! Carson is the best dancer! You lost!" Tenten beamed with joy as she and Carson laughed.
Oh boy. She shouldn't have done that. Sakura is at boiling point right now. Any second now… she will snap.
RAWR! Roared an angry Sakura. (Told you) Oops. I mean Karly. Well, they both roared evilly.
Karly stood up and punched his chest roaring. (You know. Just like Tarzan.)
"Ahhh! My ears!" Tenten yelled while covering her ears.
"Now! Karly! Do the worm and grasshopper kick to Carson!" commanded Sakura.
Karly went to the floor on his stomach and started to do, err… well, the worm?
Carson, still recovering from the loud noise, was tripped by Karly then kicked in the stomach and flew in the air towards Tenten.
The audience oOoed and awed in amazement. What? It's not everyday you see a purple cow flying across the sky.
"AHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE GETTING CRUSHED BY A FLYING PURPLE COW!" Tenten screamed with her hands covering her face.
"Mwahaha! Face your destiny Tenten!" snickered Sakura.
Tenten had to think fast. Any second now, and she would be a flat pancake. "Uhh… Carson! Do the funky chicken!"
Cricket. Cricket. The audience silenced. What the heck will the funky chicken do?
"Moo?" Asked Carson. He too was confused.
Tenten sweat-dropped. "Just do it!"
Carson shrugged and did as told. There he was. Flying in the air towards Tenten while doing the funky chicken. Totally normal.
Announcer guy Bob: Even I the announcer am confused. How in the—oh wait! It's working! Carson is now heading towards Sakura! Amazing!
"WHAT! How the heck did that happen!" Sakura screamed and landed face first towards the ground with Carson on top of her.
"BWAHAHA! Take that Sakura! Nice work Carson!"
Carson smiled happily and skipped back to Tenten.
Sakura stood up and watched Tenten laugh non-stop.
"Shut up Tenten! NOW! Karly! Confuse Carson with your robot dance moves!"
GRR! Karly responded and started to do the robot.
Announcer guy Bob: Oh no! Carson is in trouble. How will he know what to do now?
Tenten gasped. "Oh no! His dance moves are too powerful! Carson is getting so confused!"
Carson started to run around in circles and started to kick himself.
"He doesn't know if Karly is a robot or a polar bear! Curse you Sakura!"
Sakura started to laugh evilly. "Yes! YES! Take that Carson!"
Meanwhile: With Hinata and Ino.
"Hinata! This isn't going very well." Ino said sadly.
"NOO! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING CARSON! KICK KARLY! NOT YOU!" Hinata yelled while pulling her hair. "There goes my ten bucks."
Ino sweat-dropped. "Hinata is totally losing it… At least I won't lose my 15 bucks."
Sasuke and the gang:
"This… Is… So… Weird." The Guys said slowly. Except Naruto, he was having a blast.
"This day is turning out to be so pointless." Sasuke said shaking his head side to side.
Back to Tenten and Sakura:
"Carson! Stop kicking yourself by doing the Hamster Dance!"
"AHHH! WAIT! I DON'T HAVE THAT TAPE!" Mi-to-chan yelled from the sidelines. She was currently looking through all of her tapes with a frustrated expression. Raiiyaan was just watching quite amused.
Tenten ignored her and told Carson to continue.
(A/N: Uhh… I guess you could play the song. Haha. But you don't really need to.)
"Dit dee dee da dee da doe doe deeee baaa ditty doe. Dee dah Dee do ditty da deetin da doo da day doe!"
Announcer guy Bob: LOOK! A PURPLE COW DOING THE HAMSTER DANCE! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME! I AM SO HAPPY! YAHOO! GO CARSON!
YEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW! Screamed Tenten.
The audience cheered as Carson did the hamster dance.
"IMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE CAN BE DANCING AFTER SEEING KARLY DO THE ROBOT!" Sakura screamed in shock.
"HA! I TOLD YOU CARSON WAS THE GREATEST!" Tenten yelled with pride.
"Oh no! Karly is getting confused!" Sakura said sadly. "Karly! He is still a purple cow! Not a hamster!"
"GRR?" Cried Karly while spinning uncontrollably.
Announcer guy Bob: The tables have turned! Now Carson and Tenten are in the lead- what's this? Carson has stopped doing the Hamster dance and is now spinning too!
"OH NO! CARSON! What's wrong?" cried Tenten.
"Moo mooey moo moo. Mo, Mooey mooish glue."
Tenten gasped. "OH NO! Carson can't handle doing the hamster dance for such a long time!"
(A/N: This is probably my most weirdest chapter yet…)
Announcer guy Bob: Both Karly and Carson are down! What will they do?
"What do I do? There has got to be a dance move to beat her." Both Sakura and Tenten said. "I KNOW!"
"Carson/Karly, DO THE HOKIE POKIE!" Sakura and Tenten said in unison.
Carson and Karly did as they were told while Mi-to-chan was now looking for that tape.
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokie Pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!" Sang the audience.
"HEY! THEY ARE PLAYING MY SONG! NOW I CAN PROVE MYSELF ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT I CAN DO THE HOKIE POKIE!" Naruto exclaimed happily and ran to the centre.
"Naruto! Where are you going!" Sasuke yelled but was held back by Shikamaru and Neji.
"Leave him! He is a goner!" Shikamaru said sadly.
"Foolish Naruto! He can't do it! He's only up to lesson 5!"
The guys watched Naruto run up to the centre and stop.
The crowd went silent and watched Naruto attempt to do the Hokie Pokie.
"Uhh… Now how does that go again? OH YEAH! You put your right foot in." Naruto said while putting his left arm in.
"Oh gosh. What does he think he's doing?" Tenten said miserably.
The audience started to boo Naruto, but he continued to try.
"NARUTO! STOP! YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING!" Sakura screamed on top of her lungs.
"YES I DO! BELIEVE IT!" He answered back. (I really hate it when he says that.)
The crowd continued to boo and threw random objects at him.
"What a brave soul. No one thinks he could do it." Ino said with her head down in shame.
"COME ON NARUTO! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU!" wailed none other than, Hinata.
Naruto looked up and saw Hinata's face filled with hope and determination. "She… believes in me?"
Naruto gave a toothy grin and started over again. Amazingly, He was doing it right!
Announcer guy Bob: OH MY WORD! HE IS ACTUALLY DOING IT! GO NARUTO! GO!
Everyone started to chant his name and Naruto was a dancing machine. He did the Hokie Pokie so fast, no one could keep up.
"Well what do you know, Naruto is doing the Hokie Pokie!" Shikamaru said not believing his eyes.
"Good for him." Neji and Sasuke said with smirks on their faces.
Carson and Karly tried to mimic Naruto but failed miserably. They both collapsed on the ground with swirls for eyes.
"OH NO! CARSON!" Tenten yelled running up to her friend.
"KARLY! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Sakura screamed running up to him as well.
Mi-to-chan went to the group of people and stopped Naruto from dancing.
"This match is over. Since Naruto was the only one left dancing, HE WINS! CONGRAULATIONS!"
The audience started to cheer and praise him while he smiled and held a thumbs up.
"WHAT?" Tenten and Sakura exclaimed. "HE WON?"
"What can I say, he does a really good Hokie Pokie." Replied Mi-to-chan and walked away with Raiiyaan.
Tenten and Sakura looked at each other with confused expressions but then smiled. Naruto accomplished something today. They were happy for him. They stood up and shook each other's hand.
Tenten grinned. "Good match."
"Right back at you." Sakura replied and they both cheered for Naruto, who was now smiling like crazy.
The guys smirked and started to walk towards their friend.
Sasuke gave Naruto a high-five and patted him hard on the head. "I guess this day wasn't so pointless after all."
A/N: FINALLY! DONE! THIS IS SO LONG! 10 PAGES! That's a record for me.
LOL NARUTO WON! WOOT! Good for him! Shocked are we? So neither Carson or Karly won. Oh well! I didn't want to win anyway. Now, everyone knows Naruto can do the Hokie Pokie! That's good enough for me! Thanks for the votes! And sorry for the long update!
P.S: Anyone who voted for Raiiyaan, you get ONE cookie. Anyone who voted for me, you get a SUPPLY of cookies that will last you a LIFETIME. MWAHAHA!
Raiiyaan: ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME GETS A MILLION DOLLARS! … Donated from none other than… MI-TO-CHAN!
And by the way…this isn't the end of Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark…he WILL be back…seeking revenge…MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -cough cough- hahahahahahahahahaha. Okay…now…you must read and review. Haha.
Mi-to-chan: -takes money out of wallet- What she said… T-T I'm broke.
P.P.S: DID I SERIOUSLY GET ONLY 2 VOTES?AND, AND RAIIYAAN GOT 4 VOTES? But… But… I AM THE AUTHOR! NOOO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! ………. LOL oh well. I bet Raiiyaan hypnotized you guys. Hehe kidding.