Summary: Another school year at Konoha High. To Sakura, it's just one more boring school year to go. But then, something unsuspecting happened. She met her worst nightmare, Uchiha Sasuke. They were mortal enemies at the first glance. Their friends were tired of hearing them argue all the time so; they decided to make this situation interesting. The girls bet Sasuke will fall for Sakura, while the guy's bet Sakura will fall for Sasuke. They will both have till the end of the school year. Who will win the bet? Read and find out.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Or DO I? …. Nope. Darn.
A/N: ….. OKAY! Again! I'm super late. I know. I'm REALLY SORRY! BLAME SCHOOL! YEAH! It's all the stupid homework we get too! And… I was stuck. I couldn't think of ANYTHING to write about. Again… so sorry. You guys can kill me later!
Oh yeah… MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (though it passed) YAY!
P.S Thank you raiiyaan for being my BETA!
Chapter Ten
This Plan Will NEVER Fail
Recap: "HA! You guys are not going ANYWHERE!"
"We're not?" squeaked Tenten.
"Nope. You guys are going to help me." Sakura started to drag them to her room while they tried to escape.
"NOOOO! SAKURA! LET US GO!"
"NEVAR! MWAHAHAHA!"
(Normal POV)
Hmm… Where did we leave off? OH YES! Sakura was just with her prisoners… Er. I mean 'friends' yeah…
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Continued Sakura, as she looked around the room at her friends distorted faces.
"…Sakura. You have been laughing evilly ever since you dragged us here. Could you cut it out!?" Ino yelled with a fist in Sakura's face.
(I haven't updated in about three months so that would be a LONG time.)
Sakura coughed and resumed back to being 'normal.'
"OKAY! Now that we are in our secret headquarters, we shall now be-"
Tenten let out a cough, interrupting their evil leader.
Sakura's eye twitched. "Can we please save the coughing for LATER? This is IMPORTANT!"
Everyone's eyes went straight to Tenten's, but she seemed unfazed.
She snorted. "You call this our 'secret headquarters!?"
Nod. Nod. Nod. Went Sakura's bobble head.
"You must be joking… This is a JANITORS CLOSET! A FIVE BY FIVE, CRAMPED, FLOOR-TO-CEILING, SPACE, USED TO STORE CLEANING UTENSILS, OLD FURNITURE AND MANY OTHER SUPPLIES! BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISTAKEN IT FOR A SUPER SECRET LAIR WHEN IN FACT EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SCHOOL KNOWS ABOUT IT!"
Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.
"Well… Tenten. I don't suppose YOU know where we can go to come up with uber secret plans." Sakura replied with a wave of her finger.
"Um.. actually. I was wondering…" Hinata thought for a second. "Uh. I was wondering why don't we just go to your room instead of here?"
Sakura shook her head disappointedly.
"Tsk tsk tsk Hinata. Have you forgotten? I am sharing a room with the enemy! I can't let him walk in while we are planning our diabolical plan."
Everyone mouthed an 'oh" until Ino spoke up.
"So, why can't we just go in Tenten's room?"
Sakura threw a toilet scrubber at Ino. "A-HA! A common mistake for rookie. Have you forgotten? Tenten is sharing her dorm with the enemy's friend. He will grow suspicious and tell it to Sasuke who will stop this whole thing and ruin our plan. No offence Hinata."
Hinata shrugged but decided to ask another question. "Then, why can't we use me and Ino's room?"
Silence filled the cramped room. Sakura stood there puzzled. "Oh yeah hey…"
"Uh… Well… you see…"
Everyone waited. Sakura started to panic. "Think Sakura think."
DING! The idea light bulb is now shining brightly!
"It's because! We must pick up our secret weapon in this room!"
Tenten raised an eyebrow. "And what might that be?"
Sakura glared at Tenten. "Good point. Hmm… now where will I find a secret weapon.."
Sakura looked around until she spotted it.
"A-HA! SUCCESS! I FOUND IT!" Sakura picked up the object and held it with pride.
"OBSERVE! Our secret… weapon."
Stare
"Our secret weapon…" Ino started.
"Is a…" Hinata continued.
-Drum roll-
"METAL BUCKET!?" Tenten volunteered to finish.
TA-DA!
Sakura smiled deviously. "YUP! Though it has a dent in the middle, it will serve us greatly… wonder how it got that huge dent." She studied the bucket carefully.
Hinata and Ino froze. Yes. That was the very bucket that held many memories. It was Carson Cally Corkahobie's hang out, it caused Sakura to befriend Karly Karkney Korkipokie Mark, and most of all; it made Janitor Bill search for his beloved bucket for quite some time. Yes, that bucket played the most important role of all.
Sakura shrugged. "But anyway, it's not just the metal bucket. It's what's INSIDE the bucket."
Everyone leaned forward to take a look. Inside the bucket was… nothing.
Sweat drops went all around.
Tenten coughed.
"AHEM! What did I say about the coughing?" Sakura glared holes into Tenten's head.
"Sakura… there's nothing IN the bucket!"
Sakura looked in and indeed. There was nothing in there.
"Well, I'll fix that. Come on team! Let us march to my room!"
Sakura started to happily march when Ino cut in.
"I thought we weren't allowed to scheme in there."
Sakura froze but continued to march. "Then we shall go to your room! ONWARD MEN!"
They all looked at each other and shrugged. Hey, it was still early in the day and it was Sunday. Plus, there was no school tomorrow. The day was young and they didn't want to be bored. What the heck, this should be fun.
As they went up the stairs they couldn't help but hear a soft cry.
"NOOOO! NOT AGAIN! MY METAL BUCKET! WHERE DID YOU GO OFF TO NOW?"
Sorry Janitor Bill. But we need it for Sakura's super duper uber diabolical most ingenious plan the world will ever witness.
Sunday 10:17 A.M
In Hinata's and Ino's room:
"Okay Sakura. Lets hear it. What's your plan?" Asked Tenten lying on the bed.
Sakura rummaged inside their closet.
"I swear, if she pulls a frying pan out of there again..." Ino said eyeing her carefully.
"Don't worry Ino, I made sure there was no frying pans in there." Hinata said with a smile.
Tenten's eyes went wide open. "Frying pan? Wait a sec… I thought you said you didn't have any frying pans up here! That means…"
"FOUND IT!" Sakura smiled and pulled out a jar full of a liquid substance.
"S-Sakura. Where di- never mind." Ino let out a sigh. Her own closet was a mystery to her now.
"Sakura… what is that?" Hinata asked looking at the rather large jar.
Sakura spun the lid off and shoved it in Hinata's face.
"Care to taste?"
Tenten pulled Hinata away. "NO WAY! Who knows what the he- sniff is that honey?"
Sakura smiled proudly. "Very good Tenten. Indeed. This is honey."
Ino raised a questioning eyebrow. "And what do you plan to do with it?"
"I'm glad you asked Ino." Sakura snapped her fingers and down came a large cloth screen. (A/N: Do you guys know what the heck I'm talking about? It's like, those blinds you use for projectors that can come down from the ceiling except this one is cloth… Use your imagination.)
"Okay… what the heck did Sakura do to our room?"
Sakura ignored Ino's comment and continued to pace in front of them
"Now. Everyone pay attention. Sit up straight! This is important!"
Everyone sat in a row with their legs crossed and watched Sakura get out a long pink wand with a big pinker star in the end. (A/N I used to have a toy like that once and I always used it as a pointer. Sadly, I lost it.)
"As you can see, this is a map of our school. Right now we are here." She pointed to a section where their faces were.
"Wow. She really worked hard on this." Tenten said amazed.
Sakura went to the other side of the map and pointed to another cluster of heads. "I assume Sasuke and his idiotic friends are still out in the courtyard planning something diabolical to humiliate all of us so we would be the laughing stock of the school but little does he know we are planning a counter attack starting with, HIM."
Sakura slapped her wand on the picture of Sasuke's face.
Ino raised a hand.
"What is it Ino?" Sakura said losing her patience.
"Um, Yeah. Sorry for interrupting but, I don't remember Sasuke having a moustache and a beard."
Sakura went stiff. "Damn. So they did notice."
"And, I'm pretty sure it's humanly impossible for anyone to have X's for eyes." Tenten said suspiciously.
Hinata nodded her head. "And I am certain Sasuke wasn't missing any of his front teeth."
Sakura looked over to his picture where she earlier scribbled it with doodles to let out her frustration.
"Uhh… Well… THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!" Everyone jumped at her sudden outburst. "The point IS that we have to get him BACK! MY HAIR STILL SMELLS LIKE HONEY! ARE YOU AWARE THAT HONEY IS THE HARDEST SUBSTANCE TO GET OUT OF HAIR?"
Ino raised her hands to quiet her down. "Okay okay. Calm down. What do you plan to do?"
Sakura resumed back to her evil self and let out a smirk.
"Simple. We do, what he did to me. But this time, we are adding a little twist of our own."
A/N: YAY! FINALLY DONE! I'm SO SORRY! I took really long. I KNOW! I punished myself by not going on and limiting myself to eating no sweets. Including cookies. BUT YAY! It took me really long trying to think of a prank. And I forgot what happened before and I had to remember if they had school tomorrow or not.
Anyway, thank you for your patience!AND PLEASE! Don't give up on me! I will try to update super doper fast! And sorry if I'm asking for much but… could you possibly leave a review? Please:D
