Day Forty-Two

Today has sucked! I have never had a worse day in all of my life! I mean, you think your life is going alright when all of a sudden everything comes crashing down around you, and you just want to give up. I will elaborate a little bit more.

Horn-o and I got up this morning, and decided that we were ready to get out of here. So I prance on over, and open up the huge gate. Damn that thing was a bitch! It wore the crap out of me. I don't know if you have ever pushed open a ten story stone door, but it isn't easy, and can take a lot out of a girl. I think I impressed horn-o, and that is all that really matters.

Anyway, we start going across this bridge, and of course we have to go slow because I am worn out from using all of my Jedi powers on the door. Then the stupid bridge decides it wants to be gay, and starts to close up on us. Of course I have really bad karma so horn-o is thrown to the other side of the bridge, and I am left on the castle side. But for some reason the guy decided he wanted to try to jump back and save me. I don't know why. I mean, I have been so mean to him that it isn't even funny. Of course he didn't make the jump, so I had to reach out and grab him. I guess I really didn't want him to die after he had tried so hard to save me. Of course none of that really matters because he is dead now anyway. Hey, I opened the door, I was weak, and my mom came, and decided to take me with her, so I had no choice but to let go of his hand. It isn't like I wanted to or anything. I'm not that bad of a person. Well, I don't like to think of myself as that bad of a person.

Well, mom took me with her back into the castle, and then I got the talk about how I shouldn't run away with horned freaks. I tried to tell her that it wasn't my idea, and that the little weirdo forced me to do it, but she really didn't buy that to well. She also didn't take my begging for food very nicely either, but I think she felt a little sorry for me, or maybe she just wanted me to shut up. Doesn't really matter because she had her ghosties bring me a shit load of food. I don't think I have ever eaten that much food in my entire life! It was oh so very wonderful.

Day Forty-Three

That stupid bitch! How could she! And after I thought we had a breakthrough! WHY? WHY DID SHE PUT ME BACK IN THE DAMN CAGE?! I have been a good little princess for the last thirteen hours I have been with my mother, but last night she decided that she didn't want to deal with me anymore, so it was back into the cage. I didn't realize how much I liked being with the horned freak until I was back in the cage. Of course they have fixed it, kind of, so now I am afraid of falling to my death, something that wouldn't have happened with the horned kid looking out for me. I really miss that guy. I wish he wasn't dead.

Day Forty-Five

Mother says that today is the day. The day that I will become her new life vessel. I bet this is going to hurt like a mother. Oh well, there is no fighting it. She is a lot bigger than me, and she has all those ghost guys on her side. What do I have? The memory of some dead kid, and the memory of some dead ghost. I think I am greatly outnumbered on this one.

Oh, here they come. It is time the face the music, and my "destiny". This sucks more than you can know.

Day Forty-Seven

I'M NOT DEAD! HORNED FREAK ISN'T DEAD! MOTHER IS DEAD! Wait… Should I really be that happy about my mother kicking the bucket? Let us review, wanted to kill me so she could live, almost killed horn-o, put me in a cage, never really liked me or loved me to begin with… Yeah, I can be glad she is dead. Of course I am like a freaking ghost dude now, so I don't really know who really one in this one.

Ok, so here is what happened, I woke up after my mother was killed, and I wandered into the throne room, and guess what I found! Horn-o! Of course he no longer has horns. They are more like nubs now, so I guess I will have to call him Nubby. Anyway, I found Nubby, but the castle was falling apart, so I had to pick him up, and carry him out of the castle to a boat so he could sail to safety while I say and die… Of course I am writing this, so I am not dead yet.

Anyway, I sent Horn… Nubby, out to sea, and then I turned around and went back into the falling down castle. Not really sure why, but I didn't think standing under tons of rock while it was falling down was a very good idea either. So I picked the less painless of two deaths, and found my way up to the tallest part of the castle where I waited the collapse out. Of course when you are sinking a building of this magnitude it is going to take a while, so it was the most anticlimactic thing I have ever seen.

After about four hours of waiting I was finally getting near the surface of the water. There was still about ten feet to go, but I think the castle gave up on its dramatic exit, and it just kind of dropped out after that. So in a split second I was in the water without really planning on it. I guess it is a good thing mother had me take all of those synchronized swimming lessons, or I could have drowned. Of course I was never much of a long distance runner, or swimmer, so swimming to shore was out of the questions. So I could either wait to be saved by a passing ship, or I could just float. I decided to take door number three, and use one of the pieces of debris as a life raft. It was a lot quicker, and I didn't die! Ok, I haven't died yet. I haven't gotten to shore yet, so there is still the chance that I might die, but we aren't going to think about that.

Day Fifty

I made it to shore a couple of days go, but nothing really has happened in that time. I stalked and at some lizards, but other than that I have just been hanging out.

I have noticed that I am kind of coming back to myself. I am pretty much completely flesh again. It is really rather exciting. I didn't really like looking like a black hole, or an electric ghost. So now when someone finds me they won't be completely freaked out.

Later

NUBBY! He came for me! Oh Nubby, how I missed you so! I mean, you stupid jerk! How could you leave me for so long!

I'm not going to lie. I was really happy to see good old Nubby. I guess I really don't hate him as much as I let on. Besides he really care about me, so as long as I am with him I won't have to worry about anything. Of course we might need to work on this language thing. It is really kind of a bitch not being able to talk to him, and tell him that I don't want the watermelon he is offering me. It isn't that it isn't a kind gesture, it is just that I am deathly allergic to watermelon, and other melon products.

Well I guess this is the end of my tale. I was rescued by the um… young and unattractive prince, and I now must go on and live my life. Well, live my life as long as he doesn't try and force feed me any of that damn watermelon. Oh god… Here he comes, and he has some in his hand. I got to --