Disclaimer I: Oh my god! Shock! I have discovered that Harry Potter and all the things that come with it aren't mine!!! But oh my god! I do have a brain and I can create characters and places and things, even!

Disclaimer II: I don't own the song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. But right now I can't remember who does...

A/N: I don't mean Slash like in shippings. I have my own definition which me and my friendies use, who I luff muchly. (Much luff to yews!) 'Slash' is like a word for 'not'

Eg: I don't write fanfiction... slash! Or you can write it like /

A/N II: Don't read if y'all aren't mature enuff to deal with the concepts of s-e-x.

When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fun,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun...

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

Enjoy.

Andie

We're waiting for Jenna to finish working, and we all feel kind of guilty, sitting her in Sonny's Pancake And Sondae House (SPASH), eating ice creams with all kinds of interesting toppings (like maple syrup and hot mango) while she's slaving her arse off two streets away.

Oh well, can't be helped. I can hardly believe she agreed to come out and buy a dress with her. She hates looking at herself in mirrors and trying on pretty clothes. I think I'm going to buy some raggy piece of shit out of the charity shop and turn it into a beautiful masterpiece of a dress.

I can see Jenna now, coming out of the diner, with her hair tied up in a side ponytail, freakily and inhumanly poker straight looking kind of pissed off. But she comes into the ice cream shop anyway, spots us and smiles. Thank God we've finished the ice cream and paid Sonny, so we can boost.

'I'm so excited for this Ball!' squealed Carrie.

'Why, 'cause you're shagging Ronnie Lyon after?' I teased her.

'No!' she looked shocked and embarrassed. My poor, naïve Carrie. 'I don't think so, anyway…'

I grinned at her to say I was joking and her face cleared, but secretly inside I thought that's what would happen. I mean, if Carrie drank one too many Clea Iced's, things could go kind of… unplanned. Come on! Ronnie Lyon, sweet and clueless though he may seem, is a guy with a cock!

I didn't even have a date, so shagging after the ball was out of the question for me, kind of sadly. What can I say? I'm sorry, but sex is kind of addictive.

Don't think about that, Andie. Don't think about any of it… Especially not Callum.

Lily won't tell us who's she is going with, although she insists she has a partner. She's had plenty of offers, anyhow. I think I might go with Dan and get him drunk. It would be so easy do to and he's superhott. And I do have my ways…

XxX.

'Oh…' said Jenna, blown away.

'Wow,' said Lily, mouth open.

'Holy,' I said, in the same state.

'Is the headpiece too much?' asked Carrie nervously.

'NO!' three hysterical teenage girls screamed back at her.

Carrie looked like a babe. She was going as the Statue Of Liberty, which I thought was really cool, and her dress was a gorgeous turquoise long and flowing, with thin straps. A crown sat on the top of her blonde hair that had unravelled out of its plait into curls.

'Ron won't be able to keep his eyes off you!' Jenna said, twirling Carrie around.

'Or his hands!' I said, shoving her playfully.

'Oh! Andie, you bad girl!'

I stuck my tongue out and winked. We all laughed and I felt that life could be very, very good.

XxX.

'Pleeeeease,' I begged, for the hundredth time or so. 'How can it take so long for you to decide on the shoes? I am so hungry that I'm going to die of hunger. In fact, I'm going to go and buy painkillers for my head.'

'OK,' the others agreed right away. I admit, I thought they would fight for me to stay. Jeez! Shows how much I'm loved!

'But what about these straps?'

BRAINLESS WONDER ALERT! I needed to get out of there!

I wandered down the streets, casually waving to people that I knew and giving daggers to my sisters when I saw them. They were oblivious to my evils, however. They were in Monique Boutique, obviously shopping for dresses as well. Except theirs is coming straight from daddy, costing a bleeding fortune even though they'll only wear it once. And Bell will hardly even wear hers, the slut. Yeah, I know she's my triplet sister, but that doesn't stop her being a slut. I hate her.

I passed Eva Geneva, the bargain shop. (Which I should not even be looking at, being a Black. I mean, it might burn my eyeballs to look at all that cheap shite (as my father would say)) But it was the thing in the window that caught my attention. A huge black dress, with long sleeves and a trailing hem. Perfect!

Ten minutes later I was in the chemist, headache forgotten but begging Remus to keep the dress for me.

'Pleeease. Remus. I can't let Carrie and Lily see this dress! And I don't want anyone else to see it before the ball! Remember, no one is supposed to know who we are.'

'I still don't get that. Why is no one supposed to know who we are?'

It took a lot of self control to stop myself smacking him upside the head. What can I say? I grew up with guys- I was hardly ever with Bell and Cissy, except for on show, to make Mummy and Daddy look like the respectable Blacks they should do. Get away! All the pureblood pish got on my nerves.

'Because, we'll sell records that way. And come on, do you really want anyone to know who we are?'

He considered, while punching on price stickers on the shelves. What can you say. Some people are just born with talents.

'Fair enough. I'll keep the dress for you. You want me to take it to the practice room?'

'Yes please! Thanks! I owe you one!'

'You owe me several.'

'Whatever.'

He grinned and stuck a sticker to his forehead and I stuck out my tongue, making devil horns at my head. Remus has a nice smile. He should smile more often. He looks tired- he works way too hard. Slaving away in this bloody stupid chemist, studying for no reason, Prefect duties- prowling the corridors for nothing, doing his friends homework, worrying about everyone else's problems that he doesn't need to fix… And of course… The moon.

But we're going to help. All of us Femme Marauders. Because Jenna and Lily came up with a pure genius plan- and before the guys thought of it! Get in there, girls! We're going to become Animagi. We're almost there, I swear. We don't know what we are yet, but Jenna has got the furthest and looks like something big on four legs. That narrows it down.

We need to do some swotting for that tonight. I never realised how hard it would be. McG must be a mastermind.

But I can't wait to know what I'll be. I hope its something I'll like. But something my mother told me, is that even if you don't like what you've been blessed with, you have to learn to live with it and love it. Maybe she was talking about me. All my family hate me. Except for Sirius. Sirius… I have strange, mixed up feelings for him. We knew each other growing up. We're still growing up, and still growing up together. When I'm near him, I'm crashing and burning. You know. I'll never be Animagi.

XxX.

I forced a happy aura on myself as I went back to Carrie. But it was easy. I've done it before. She had bought some electric silvery blue shoes, with wicked thin high heels. Carrie had bought her first stilettos!

'Oh my god! I'm so proud of you!' said Jenna, pretending to be tearful.

'Our baby's growing up!' I said, wiping fake tears away from my eyes.

'Ha ha. Very funny.'

'I'm starving. Can we go back to SPASH?' asked Lily, with an odd look on her face as we passed the new jewellers, Tetron&Dimitri. Severus Snape was hanging up ribbon velvet necklaces on display. She stared at him, and he stared back in what was almost a smile. Lily couldn't help herself. She glowed.

'Um, actually I'll meet you there. I think I'll buy my mum's birthday present, in that jewellers.'

Suddenly Lily's strange disappearances and lies about Prefect duties made sense. The mystery of the hickeys on her neck was solved. Mary Jesus and the other guy. But I could be jumping to conclusions.

But maybe not…

We went back to SPASH and ordered hot pancakes. Sonny smiled at us and I watched Jenna carefully. She bit her lip, looking worried, and I knew she was mentally calculating calories. Habits- they're hard to get rid of. She noticed me staring and smiled in reassurance as she picked up her fork. Thank God.

'Mary Jesus and the other guy!' I exclaimed.

'What?'

'I just chipped my nail polish! I'm going off to buy new stuff right now!'

Carrie and Jenna shook their blond and brown heads in exasperation and continued to eat. I was notorious for being obsessed with nails.

I slung my grey bag over my shoulder, smiling at the words written on the inside. It brought four words to my mind. Friendship. Togetherness. Sugarhighs. Best.

Andie&Jenna&Lily&Carrie BOMA

Lily Loves Cock! ---James's /SLASH/

Carrie Loves Lily! Lily is Her No1!

Andie Heart CJ idst /

Carrie Needs A Shag (From Ronnie!) (Desperately)

WE LOVE CORKANATION

Pixy\/Cinderella\/Little Red\/Foxy /\Femme x Marauders/\

Best Days Of Our Lives

I walked deliberately at 'normal' pace, but focused my gaze on the jewellers. And there was my proof. Snape held Lily close to him, and she was completely relaxed and at ease. He angled her head so they could kiss better.

They were happy.

They were happy. So why was my stomach filled with such dread? Why did I fear the worst?

Because she was my best friend. Because he was another of my best friends worst enemy. Because she was a Gryffindor. Because he was a Slytherin.

Because it was all going to go to hell when someone found out.