hello every one
well its here the long awated scott bashing, we know we said there whould be jott but this chapter was 9 pages long on our word document so trying to anoy the pair of them whould of made it to long and we hate scott the most
so with out futher a do here's our next chapter
disclamer ; we dont own x-men evolution
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For the second time in the last 5 minets Scott looked round as shoppers walked by him, he didn't know why but he had the feeling that he was being watched, but not seeing any thing unusual he just shrugged the feeling off and continued on his search for kitty and Lance
He'd almost caught up with them several time, but they always seemed one step ahead like they we're hiding from him on purpose,
As he wandered around, the feeling that he was being watched wouldn't go away and it reminded him of the talk he'd had with Jean last night
Flashback
Scott walked into the wreck-room, a scowl on his face and a mixture of silly string, shaving cream and jelly in his hair, slightly ungracefully he flopped down into a chair, and huffed
"What happened this time"
Scott looked up to see Jean standing in front of him,
"I'll give you 3 guess and the first two don't count"
"The new recruits" Jean sighed as she took a seat opposite Scott
Scott nodded "And Kurt and Evan, they were all playing some stupid video game, all I did was switch it off and tell them that they were meant to be doing there home work, you know I even gave them a little talk on how important doing school work was if they ever want to get any where in life, but for some reason they seemed to get really angry with me, told me I'd ruined some stupid competition they'd been having…..
Jean mentally rolled her eyes while still trying to look interested in what Scott was saying, the boy really had no idea what he'd done, the 'silly' competition as he called it had been going on for weeks as far as jean knew and thanks to the gossip triad of kitty, jubilee and amara Jean knew Scott had gone and interrupted the finals. Sighing, she zoned back into what Scott was saying
"…..the next thing I know I have jelly in my hair, I don't get it Jean, I try and be a responsible roll model to these kids and yet what ever I say to them seems to go in one ear and out the other"
"Scott maybe you should try to relax a little its no big deal if they were playing a video game, it is the weekend after all, they've got two whole days to do school work" said Jean reasoned
This caused Scott to snort and roll his eyes
"don't you believe it Jean, you know what will happen tomorrow, they'll all end up going to the mall and spending the whole day plus most of this months allowance there, and Sunday will be the usual case of not one of them getting up past mid-day and then spending what's left of the day trying to weasel there way out of there chores or playing practical jokes on me"
Jean found her self getting angry at Scott's patronising tone, not only cus he was acting like he new every thing that was going on in the mansion when in reality, he was totally clueless, but, because he had also just stated how jean her self actually planed to spend most of the weekend herself
Taking a calming breath Jean tried to reason with him again
"Scott you now that's not true, most of the kid's round here work really hard at school what one week end off, and also why do you think that the new recruits are going to play practical jokes on you
"Because (A) I know how they work, and (B) I swear they've all got it in for me" Scott finished in a whisper like it was some big conspiracy,
This time it was Jean's turn to roll her eyes "Oh Scott your just being paranoid"
"I am not" Scott argued back
"Yes you are, you think every one in this house is conspiring ageist you, and if you were any thing like the mature young adult you claim to be you would know that is just plain silly. now if you will excuse me I have a copy of teen gossip, in my room that I want to finish reading, you can find me there when your ready to apologies" and with that she got up and walked out of the room leaving Scott to sit in stunned silence
For a few minuets he sat there sulking "I'm not paranoid" he thought to himself, after a few more minuets of quiet brooding he decided that he better go and find Jean and apologies, although what for he had now idea but then again, personally he hated having jean mad at him, so sighing he tried to get up from where he was sat, only to find that he was glued to it,
"I hate my life" Scott grumbled before standing up again seat and all and going to see if Hank had any glue dissolver left
End flashback
Scott cringed at the memory. It had taken 3 hours for the glue dissolver to work and by that time the only thing Scott was interested in was finding the nearest bathroom.
The feeling of being watch still hadn't gone, and Scott looked round once more but still couldn't see anything unusual, maybe Jean was right maybe he was just being paranoid.
To bad for once he was absolutely right
Hidden behind a magazine stand, a pair of hazel, Asian eyes watched the eldest x-man walking past
"This is firecracker to blond-bomb and fire-princes , target is in sight"
Tabitha and Amara turned and looked at Jubilee like she'd gone crazy
"You've been watching commando movies with Bobby again haven't you" asked Tabitha with a razed eyebrow
Jubilee didn't answer but her face did go slightly pink
"Aw, I knew it you like him don't you" Amara squealed
"Maybe just a little" the Chinese girl replied blushing even more
"Well its about time" said Tabby
Jubilee just looked confused "Hun what do you mean, it's about time"
Tabby "Oh come on, it's been so obvious you like him, since you moved here, I'm surprised you haven't made a move yet"
If possible Jubilee went even pinker and stated fiddling with the edge of her yellow jacket "well I don't even know if he likes me and even if he dose I don't want to rush things" she stammered suddenly finding the floor very intrusting to look at
Amara gasped "Oh my god you like, like him don't you,"
The Asia girl had no answer to what her house mate was claming, and for a few seconds she stood there looking like a fish as he mouth opened and closed while she tried in vain to think of some thing
Tabitha taking pity on her friend decided to get back on track with there little plan
"aren't we kinda getting off topic here" she asked wile pointing in the direction Scott had gone
"Um, yer come on we've got a job to do" Jubilee added, glad for the change of subject
Amara glared at Tabitha, mad that she was being denied such juicy gossip "Alright I guess this dose come first" she huffed "but don't think I've forgotten about this Jubilee, me and you are going to have a talk when we get back to the mansion" she fished,
"Right you both remember the plan," Tabitha asked as she dumped the magazine shed been pretending to read back on the stand, getting nodes of understanding from the two other girls
"Good, then lets get this show on the road "
The 3 girls moved out from the hiding spaces, Jubilee and Amara making a bee line for Scott while Tabitha headed in the opposite direction to make sure every thing else was ready.
5 minuets later:-
"And your sure kitty and Lance went in there" Scott asked as he looked at the front of the glamour factory, some thing didn't seem quite right though, yes this was the sought of place kitty liked but he was damn sure Lance wouldn't go with in a hundred feet of that sought of place,
"Yes" said Amara, sounding exasperated, this part of the plan was proving harder then expected
Suddenly an smirk appeared on jubilee's face as she thought of a plan B
"You know, I'm sure I even heard kitty say something about getting her belly button pierced"
Scott's head snapped round so fast that she was sure she heard his neck click
"WHAT!" he yelled,
"Oh yer" added Amara catching on to what was being said "I remember her telling me about that last night , I think she said that Lance suggested it"
By now Scott's face had turned beet red and if possible steam would have been coming out of his ears he was that mad
"I knew it" he hissed "I knew Alvers was going to be a bad influence on Kitty, oh sure it starts with a few piercing and before you know it your dropping out of school and losing respect for your elders" Scott ranted
Amara looked at jubilee who made a spinning motion with one finger by her head and mouthed crazy
Before they new it, Scott had charged into the shop only to find the place completely deserted except for Tabitha who was sitting on a stool in the middle and filing her nails
"Well you lot certainly took you time getting here" she commented, a evil looking smirk on her face, one that made Scott suddenly feel some thing like a deer in the head lights
"Um… hey Tabitha" Scott said suddenly feeling very uneasy "um.. you haven't seen kitty and Lance at all, in .. um.. Here maybe asking about piercing at all"
"What are you talking about slim" Tabitha asked now looking confused "what did you two tell him" the question was directed over Scott's shoulder, causing him to turn round, to see Jubilee and Amara behind him, the latter of them was finishing locking the door
Scott suddenly fond him self felling very, very nervous
He turned back round to look at Tabitha only to see that she'd been joined by two of the beauticians, suddenly some thing clicked in, Scott's head and with out a sound he made a dash for the door forgetting that it been locked, any hope left of escape was quickly snuffed out as he was grabbed by 5 pairs of hands ,
"Don't worry Scott this is going to be fun…"Tabitha soothed as she helped duck tape him to one of the salon chairs, "... for us, "she finished "ladies begin your work"
As he was advanced upon by girls holding what looked to him like instruments of torcher Scott did what any other man in his situation would do….
….He screamed like a little girl
Back out side the glamour factory:-
"Well this is defiantly the place" said Lance as he looked at the shop door, it had a large sign saying CLOSED on it
"Why would Tabitha like want to meet us here if its closed" kitty asked, sitting down on a bench out side
Lance shrugged "don't ask me I have no idea how that girl thinks and I live with her"
Taking a seat next to kitty, Emily defiantly found her self mentally agreeing with Lance , Tabitha was defiantly the lose cannon of the brotherhood household, and for some reason even though she'd never met the guy, and from what she'd been told about him last night , some where along the lines of having a stick up his back side, she felt kinda sorry for Scott summers cus what ever Tabitha had in mind for him was not going to be pretty.
All 3 of them jumped as a scream sounded from behind the closed door
TABATHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kitty looked at the shop "that was Scott"
"And he's in the glamour factory, a beauty parlour…." kitty turned back to look at Lance as she put two and two together "….With, Tabitha, Amara and Jubilee" a small smirk played across her face
Lance just nodded not trusting him self to speak in case it tuned in to laughter, Emily too was having to bite the inside of her cheek, in attempt not to laugh,
However this all went to pot as a shouting match between Tabitha and Scott started
TABATHA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
OH SCOTT DON'T BE SUCH A BABY
BABY! I'M NOT BEING A BABY NOW WILL YOU STOP PUTTING THAT JUNK ON MY FACE
IT'S NOT JUNK IT A FACE MASK MADE UP OF SEAWEED, AVOCARDO AND JUNIPER EXTRACT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT IT'S MADE OF JUST STOP PUTTING IT ON ME
NO, NOW HOLD STILL OTHER WISE IT'LL CRACK UP AS IT DRYS AND IT WHONT PEEL OFF PROPERLY
kitty let out a giggle, which she quickly tried to hide behind her hand
Besides her Lance and Emily were both shaking with suppressed laughter
Kitty slapped her boyfriend on the shoulder "Lance it's not funny" she gasped, trying to sober her self, but failed miserably
"No it hilarious" he laughed
"hey kitty, what y'ah all laughing at"
The 3 of them looked up to see a girl with white steaks in the front of her hair standing in front of them
"Oh hi rouge um well you see .…" kitty was cut off by another round of shouting
"JUBILEE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE TWEEZERS"
"OH SCOTT WILL YOU JUST RELAX I'M JUST GOING TO PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS A BIT"
"WHY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY EYEBROWS"
"YER IF YOU DON'T MING A MONO BROW YOU LOOK LIKE CRO-MAGNONS COUSIN, NOW JUST HOLD STILL WILL YOU"
Rouge looked at kitty mouth opened in shock
"Is…is that Scott, what the hells happing to him" she asked
"Lets just say Tabitha, Amara and Jubilee, are helping us with a little bit of revenge" said kitty
Rouge took a second look at the shop front, a devilish smile on her face "mind if ah join ya"
"Nope, take a seat " Lance waved at the bench they were sat on,
"oh by the way this is Emily," said kitty introducing the younger girl "she just moved into the brotherhood house"
"Hi" Emily said as rouge took a seat next to her, rouge nodded in response
"Wanda mentioned ya earlier when we bumped into each other in the book shop, so how ya finding the living in that mad house" the goth asked with a smirk
"hey we resent that comment"
The four teens sat on the bench looked down the mall to see the remaining members of the brotherhood house walking towards them, as well as Kurt, Bobby and Evan. Pietro was the one who had spoken
"We only live in a mad house half the time the other half it's a loony bin" the albino quipped
Rouge rolled her eyes at this "Same-difference Pietro, so what brings ya and the moron brigade here and speaking of morons where's the…" rouge was cut off as a pair of hands covered her eyes
"Hello cherie did ya miss Remy" the Cajun asked from behind her
"Like a hole in the head Swamp rat, now you have 3 seconds to let go of me before ah deprive ya of ya family jewels " rouge hissed causing Remy to quickly back of, as the rest of the group laughed
"You must be growing on her, mate" said John as Remy stood sulking next to him " use to be she would of just kicked you in the googlies"
Remy perked up at this " you think Remy is wining over the fillie
John shrugged "bit by bit mate, think about it how many times has she threatened you with physical body harm this week"
Remy thought about it for a second " 84 times" he finally answered
John patted his friend on the back "see mate usually it would be well into triple figures by now, keep going and soon she'll only hit you for being in 3ft of her instead of in the same room
"you know Remy think you are on to something" said Remy grinning after he'd thought about it for a few more minuets ,
John grinned back "You know I am have faith in the aussi, go on give her a smile and see what her reaction is" he said pointing at rouge
Remy nodded in agreement and sent one of his trade mark smile in the goth directions, the usual reaction to this was for the girl it was aimed at to blush, giggle shyly and wave at Remy, however rouge just grimace and did the two finger salute at him
Remy turned back to John who was grinning from ear to ear "see I was right mate, she just flipped you off, instead of punching yer lights out"
Rouge groaned inwardly to her self as she saw Remy smiling at her damn what did it take to get the man to take a hint and drop himself of a cliff
Trying to ignore the swamp rat as best she could she turned back to Pietro
"So what ya doing here again" she asked
"I got a text message from Tabby saying some thing about seeing Summers being humiliated and decided that it was worth my time and the possible black mail material to come and see what she was on about"
"O..k" having a pretty good idea what Pietro was already on about, Rouge turned to her 3 house mates "and you three are here because…"
"Same thing as why this lots here" Evan answer pointing at the brotherhood
"yer no-one gets away with interrupting the street fighter finals" bobby added
"don't tell me that ya sill mad at Scott for interrupting that silly x-box thing you guys have been at for the past month" kitty sighed
Bobby looked at kitty as if she was mad "It may have just been a x-box thingy to you kitty but it was the finals and Scott wrecked it and we want vengeance" he finished
"Yer, vengeance" Kurt and Evan chimed in
Kitty just palmed her face and muttered something about boys
Any more chatter was cut off as a the sound of Scott yelling sounded form inside the shop, in-fact the next 10 minuets went something like this :-
"TABITHA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY HAIR"
"I'M JUST WASHING IT, HEY JUBILEE WHICH COLOUR DO YOU LIKE BETTER GREEN OR BLUE"
"WHY ARE YOU ASKING HER WHAT COLOUR SHE LIKES"
"CUS I WANT TO KNOW WHAT COLOUR DYE TO USE DUMMY"
"DYE WHAT DO YOU NEED DYE FOR"
"ER… FOR YOU HAIR, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL USE BOTH, IT'LL LOOK MORE UNIQUE"
"BOTH, I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE EITHER NOW LET ME GO"
"NO, NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SQUIRMING YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD TO PUT THIS MASCARA ON"
"JUBILEE I'M SQUIRMING CUS I DON'T WANT THE DAMN MASCARA ON"
"HEY TABITHA I FOUND SOME OF THAT NAIL VARNISH WITH THE GLITTER IN IT, YOU WANTED"
"COOL WHAT COLOURS"
"UM.. COSMIC-BLUE OR DARK-ANGEL"
"OHHH, SO ITS SO HARD TO CHOOSE I LIKE BOTH"
"WELL I THINK THERE BOTH HORRIBLE"
"YER, WELL WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK SCOTT, NOW SHUT UP"
"HEY AMARA IS THAT WAX READY YET"
"WAX WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED WAX FOR"
"OH CALM DOWN ITS ONLY GOING ON YOU LEGS"
"WHY IS IT GOING ON MY AHHH THAT'S HOT"
"HEY WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PAPER ON TOP OF IT OH GOD YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING"
"TABITHA DON'T YOU DARE PULL THAT OFF"
"OH, SCOTT IT IS NOT GOING TO HURT TUST ME, COME ON THE COUNT OF 3"
"ONE,"
"TRUST YOU, HA"
"TWO"
"TABITHA, I'M WARNING YOU DON'T YOU DARE, NO, NO DON'T YOU…"
"THREE"
"AHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD HOW CAN YOU GIRLS DO THIS TO YOU SELF"
"OH WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, ANY WAYS GET USE TO IT WE'VE STILL GOT TO DO YOUR OTHER LEG"
"MY OTHER LEG!… THE HELL YOU ARE….HEY NO, NO MORE WAX… NO, NO, NO….. AHHGGGGGG"
"SEE IT WASN'T THAT BAD,.. OH COME ON STOP CRYING, YOUR MAKING YOUR MASCARA RUN"
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW, HEY…, HEY THAT GETTING A LITTLE TO CLOSE TABITHA…HEY COME ON LET GO,. WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY CLOTHES JUBILEE ….HEY GIVE ME BACK MY TROUSERS,"
"SCOTT STOP IT WE'VE DECIDED THAT YOU NEED A NEW WARDROBE NOW, PUT THESE ON
"NO THIS IS THE LAST STRAW I'M NOT WEARING THAT OUTFIT, I.M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN"
"YES, YOU DAMN WELL ARE NOW PUT IT ON"
"NO, THERE IN NO FUCKING WAY I'M WEARING THAT"
"LANGUAGE SUMMERS, NOW PUT THE TIGHTS ON OR I MAKE YOU GO OUT THERE IN YOU BIRTHDAY SUIT "
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE"
"TRY ME, I BET JEAN WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOUR HIDING IN YOUR BOXERS"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JEAN'S NOT AT THE MALL TODAY,"
"NO BUT I TEXT HER AND SHE ASKED ME TO GET PHOTO'S"
"AGGG.. FINE GIVE ME THE TIGHTS"
After a few more minuets of muffled grumbling the door of the shop opened and Tabitha walked out , to be greeted by the sight of a large group of teens, laughing there heads off, none of who noticed the blond
With a wicked grin she quickly walked back into the shop, and then came back out a bucket full of water in her hands which she promptly chucked over the lot of them
"AAGGHH TABITHA WAS THAT LIKE NECESSARY" Kitty shouted , the rest of the group sending angry glares at the blond, who just stood there arms folded of her chest looking smug
"Right now I have all of your attention , Ladies, Gentlemen may I please present you with Scotina" Tabitha made a wave at the door of the shop which remained empty
Tabitha tried again "I said, may I please present you with SCOTINA"
Still no-one appeared, looking back at the others see smiled weakly "um.. Hold on a second " she said before running back in the shop, yelling could be heard again
"SCOTT GET OUT SIDE NOW"
"NO, YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT THE REST OF THE IDIOTS YOU LIVE WITH WOULD BE OT THERE"
"WELL WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO BE OUT THERE, AND ANY WAYS ITS NOT JUST THEM KITTY, ROUGE, EVAN, BOBBY, AND KURT ARE THERE"
"THEN I'M DEFIANTLY NOT GOING OUT BEING HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE BROTHERHOOD IS ONE THING BUT THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO LET THE PEOPLE WHO I LIVE WITH SEE ME"
"OH SCOTT SUCK IT UP WILL YOU, ITS NOT LIKE THEY HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOU AS IT IS"
"NO, I'M NOT GOING"
"YES YOU ARE, GIRLS GIVE ME A HAND"
The sounds of a small scuffle could be heard before Scott was literally thrown out the door, for a second there wasn't a sound as every one who had been waiting out side took a good look at the person who was stood in front of them,
Scott tried his or rather her best too look dignified, as dignified as you can look in a very short black, PVC mini skirt, neon pink boob-tube, fishnet tights, 3 inch heals, and with green and blue streaks in your hair plus lots and lots of makeup
but it was a lost cause, as the first snort of some one trying very heard not to laugh sounded, it was soon followed by several giggles, and then every body collapse in fits of laughter
Scott just stood there "I hate my life" he muttered "I really do"
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well there you go hope you enjoyed reading this as much as we enjoyed making scott suffer
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