31! 31! 31!

by Beer Good

Took up a challenge: There's 31 days in January, I've got a list of 31 Buffyverse characters to write, that's one 100 word drabble every day the whole month. Will I manage it? And will they be any good? Only one way to find out. Jan 31st: YAY! Complete!

5. Drusilla

Creepy and Kooky

"Spike, wake up."

"Zzzmfff... Wha'issiluv?"

"I'm trapped in a box."

"'s not a box." Yawn. "'s a hotel, Dru."

"Not the room. That... box."

Spike opened his eyes and looked at her. Then he looked at the black and white TV in the corner and sighed.

"For the last time: it's not a box, it's a television. That's not you, that's Morticia Addams. She's a fictional character played by an actor named Carolyn Jones. Now go back to slee –"

"You rang?"

Spike paused as Lurch, all stiff and forehead-y, came on screen. "Hang on. What's Angel doing on TV?"