evil and kaos walk in
evil ; um hi every one
kaos ; dont you hi every one missie do you know how long it's been since you updated this
evil; um a week?
kaos ; a week more like a month now apologies
evil ; sorry
kaos; sorry what...
evil glares at kaos; fine, i'm really sorry i havent updated for a month, happy now
kaos; extatic, kaos walks out
evil stick tounge out at kaos's back ;
ok seriouslly sorry we havent updated in so long etc anyways her's a nice new chappter for you all to enjoy
disclamer ( we keep forgeting to do this) we dont own x-men evolution
thanks to our 2 reviewers ( yay we got 2 reviews for the last chapter (evil dose happy dance))
l'ange-sans-ailes and requim17 thank you very much
any ways as always plz read and review etc and let us know what you thought
Wanda smirked as the bar of soap sailed past Pietro's broom and in between the two goal marks.
Having got board with cleaning the halls after 5 minuets, the twins had started using the cleaning materials to play roll-a- blade hockey, of a sort, with the soap as the puck and a goal at each end of the corridor
Wanda was currently teaching her ultra-competitive brother a lesson in humility by soundly thrashing him
"and that makes it five - zero to me" she commented as Pietro pouted
Wanda rolled her eyes at her brother " oh don't be such a sore loser 'Tro , just live with the fact that I'm better them you " she smirked again as Pietro pout changed into an glare,
"you are so not better then me, I'm just off my game today,"
Wanda just waved a hand dismissively "what ever helps you sleep at night 'Tro"
Pietro huffed and was about to launch into a long speech on how actually yes it did help him sleep at night knowing that he was the best, smartest, most well groomed, sexy, etc, etc…. but was stopped by the fact that his sister wasn't there
"well that's just rude " he said before going of to find her
And in other news….click
But Jake it meant nothing …click
And when you buy the kitchen wizard you get …. click
Jerry, Jerry… click
Next on sick, sad, world, nose jobs gone wrong …. click
Dos por thetha pour tha thor….click (a/n 1)
And in there natural habitat…. click
And in yesterdays ice-hockey the silver speedsters were thrashed by the scarlet psychos….click
With a sigh Remy flipped though the TV channels, again, god damn it there was nothing on .
Having managed to get the easiest cleaning job in the whole boarding house, cleaning the rec-room, Remy had quickly vacuumed around the furniture sucking up any thing that had been carelessly left on the floor,
Put any DVD's that had been left out back in a case, not really giving a damn if it was the right case or not, and had finished by stacking any magazines that were about on top of the coffee table.
With another sigh he hit the off button on the remote before chucking it on to the coffee table
Damn, Remy was bored, bored, bored, BORED.
He had wondered if he should go and see his cherie , but had decided ageist it after last time. The security guy at the mansion, Mr Logan had in no uncertain terms made it clear that if he caught Remy sneaking onto the mansion grounds one more time, they would be finding body parts all over Bayville
Absentmindedly he let his hand slip down between the side of the sofa and the cushion, when his fingers hit some thing , pulling his hand back up Remy looked to see he had found 10 cent
Looking between the coin and the side of the sofa, Remy wondered how much more lose change had been lost down the back of the sofa
Oh well only one way to find out
Not for the first time in his life Pietro Maxermoff seriously thought that his sister just might kill him, as Wanda glared at him from across the kitchen
After there little hockey match, Wanda had gone to check up on Lance, only to find him not there, and considering the condition they had left him in, this was a surprise as Wanda was actually expecting him to be passed out on the floor, instead there was a large puddle of water over the kitchen floor where the sink had over flowed
"He'll be fine you said, he looks like he's in a kitty daze," Wanda mocked
"Well I didn't see you come up with any thing better" Pietro snapped back "whys its such a big deal any ways, "
"what's such a big deal,"
The twins spun round to see Raven standing in the door way, both stared blankly at her in shock
"well" she asked again but before the twins could answer she noticed the water on the floor,
"what the hells been going on here" Raven snapped " where's Lance I thought he was meant to be cleaning up in here not making a bigger mess"
This gave Wanda the excuse she needed, "well you see I came to put the broom away, and when I got here Lance was gone, but the idiot must have left the tap on, and then Pietro came in and said that we should leave it for him to clean up, but I said we should at least chuck a towel on it to soak up some of the water and Pietro said that we shouldn't as we didn't make the mess and said I was making a big deal out of it and then you came in"
Wanda looked at Raven to see if she'd seen through the lie
Raven razed a sceptical eyebrow "is that true Pietro" she asked looking at the other Maxermoff
Pietro nodded, Raven gave the two a glare before sighing
"Fine go and find Lance and tell him that he'd better come and clean up this and finish the washing up, and it had better be all done before Jason and the others get back with the shopping"
And with that she turned and left the room
"Well that went well" Pietro quipped looking at Wanda who glared
"what"
"Pietro" she hissed " do you have any idea how much trouble we could get into if Raven sees Lance before we do, especially if he's still in the same condition as we last saw him" Wanda continued to glare at her brother till the information snuck in
Pietro's eyes went wide as it did "oh shit"
"Yer oh shit" said Wanda "come on he couldn't have gone too far"
And with that the two teens ran off to find there concussed house mate
John do you ever consider that you have a slight addiction too fire" said Tabitha as she looked around the australian teens room, the walls were painted orange, and as well as there being several posters on the wall showing various things on fire, there was also one that showed different types of lighters, even the bed spread she was sat on, had flames on it
John looked up from where he was picking up some washing
"What you mean by that"
Tabitha just rolled her eyes "never mind come on we've still got Pietro's and Todd's room left to go" at the mention of the last name both teens shuddered
"I'm going to make Duncan Mathews regret being born when I get back to school" said Tabby
"don't worry Sheila" John said as he dumped his washing in the basket next to her "I've got a few ideas for revenge me self"
"and how many of them a legal" asked Tabitha "we don't want a repeat of the incident at the zoo"
"Aw your no fun" John wined
"No I'm lots of fun" said Tabitha " how ever having to spend the night in jails not," and with that she picked up the washing basket and left the room
"How the hell am I going to get that down from there" Freddy thought to him self as he looked at the ceiling in the dining room where there was a piece of pizza was stuck,
Unfortunately for Freddy as well as there still being remnants of the food fight from Friday night to be cleaned up , after a small disagreement between Tabitha and Pietro another fight had broken out over desert at dinner last night
Chocolate pudding was not the easiest thing to try and clean of the wall
Freddy was thinking of a way to get the pizza of the ceiling when Pietro and Wanda came charging through the door
"hey Fred, you haven't seen Lance at all have you" Wanda asked
"Uh no, why?" said Freddy, Wanda opened her mouth to say why, but Pietro quickly covered it
"Uh no reason" he said quickly before pulling Wanda out of the room and slamming the door shut.
As the door shut there was a sucking noise, and Freddy looked up just in time to have the piece of pizza he was trying to get of the ceiling, come un stuck and hit him in the face
Slowly peeling it off, he inspected it carefully "Eh, it's still good" he shrugged before eating it
"Why wouldn't you let me tell Fred, why we were looking for Lance" Wanda hissed as she and Pietro stood on the other side of the dining room door
"One word 'blackmail' " Pietro said " it's bad enough that Lance is probably gona use this ageist us,…"
"What do you mean us, you're the one who hit him in the face with a broom handle" Wanda interrupted
Pietro waved a hand "oh details, details, all I'm saying is this is the brotherhood house, where black mail is as good a currency as cold had cash"
Wanda rolled her eyes "don't be such a drama queen"
" I'm not," said Pietro "if some one like Tabitha gets a hold of this she'll have us doing her chores for a month"
"there you go with that 'us' again" said Wanda as she walked of down the corridor "I'm going to see if Lance is any were else down stairs, you go and look in the rec-room"
"Yes mam" Pietro quipped with a mocked salute at his sisters back
While she took hers, Wanda's and Emily's clean washing back up stairs, Tabitha had left John to put the clothes they had got from the boys rooms, except Todd's, in to wash .
When she looked back on this later that day, this may have not been the smartest thing to do.
Having successfully managed to cram 3 washing mashing loads full of clothes into the one machine, John when about adding the powder, the whole half a box full that was left, his train of thought going along the line of, lots of clothe lots of washing powder
"Right that aught to do it" said John as he pushed the door closed "now what wash did Tabby say to put it on"
John looked at the wash dial for a second "oh that's the one" he said turning it right round to 'heavy wash super spin , double rinse"
Hitting the on button, John walked out of the laundry room, closing the door behind him and not noticing as the washing machine started to make very un health noises (a/n 2)
"This defiantly belongs to Wanda" said Remy as he looked at the thing in his hand . It was a small rag doll that looked suspiciously like Pietro, and it currently had several sharp pins stuck in its head
"That girl has some serious issues" he muttered as he added the doll to the pile of things he had found down the back of the sofa
It currently consisted of :-
A TV remote
Some boiled sweets
Lance's spare keys to his jeep
A packets of cigarettes
Some gossip magazines
A couple of chopsticks
Another TV remote
Half a packet of crisps
A stick of chewing gum
An empty pizza box
Six cherry bombs
A 3rd TV remote
Some ones left shoe (a/n 3)
A mug
Some more gum (chewed)
A picture of Pietro ( doodled on )
An over ripe banana
Fire crackers
3 lighters
Nail varnish ( electric blue)
Some more nail varnish (blood red )
A whoopee cushion
2 more TV remotes
Popcorn
A selection of spray paints
Part of a ham sandwich
Several pens
Some paperwork ( Remy had a sneaking suspicion that it had been put there on purpose )
A cuddly toy (a/n 4)
Scrabble pieces (a/n 5)
A mouse trap (when Remy found the son of a bitch who put that there, Remy was going to let it snap close on there fingers and see how funny they found it, )
And 22 dollars and 63cent in lose change
Remy also found more than a few things that came under the heading of WTF all of which were stuffed back down the back of the sofa , especially the one that started twitching and then tried to bite Remy's hand
All in all it wasn't that bad of a hall and he had yet to start on the other sofa and the 3 easy chairs in the room
Remy was just going to take a short break to took look thought the playboy magazine he'd just found when Pietro walked in
"hey cool I wondered where I'd put that"
snatching the magazine out of Remy's hand Pietro sat down and kicked his feet upon to the coffee table causing all the magazines that had been stacked there to slip on to the floor
"Oi, Remy just picked them all up" the Cajun huffed
"mmm" Pietro wasn't listening as he held the magazine close to his face for a better look
With an angry growl Remy through a cushion a Pietro's head, causing the play boy to smack into his face
"Ow" Pietro wined putting down the magazine and rubbing his nose, with out a word he picked up the thrown cushion and threw it back at Remy, who retaliated by throwing several more cushions
Of course the inevitable pillow fight happened , and is why when Wanda walked in 5minuets later having searched the rest of the downstairs , the rec-room looked just like that, a wreck, but with the nice addition of lots of feathers
And Remy had Pietro in a head lock and was trying to stuff a hand full of said feathers into his mouth
To say that Wanda was not amused is a slight understatement, so having hit both boys upside the head hard enough to make them see stars, she dragged her brother out of the room while hissing about how he was meant to be helping and how she was going to make his life a living hell if he didn't start doing so right now
As the door slammed shut, and spiting a stray feather out of his mouth, Remy looked round the room, or as much as you can look round a room when your liking on the floor
"Well it was tidy" he mumbled
a/n explained
1) ok.. um.. this is ment to say 2 beers plz in spanish but we kinda typed it how it sounds so yer we know its defintly not right
2) 3 guesses whats gona happen!!!
3) sorry couldnt resist guess which movie
4) ok any one over the age of 13 and lives in england, should know what tv program this comes from if not what the hell were you watching on saterday night tv when you were a kid!
5) dont ask for some reason thes are always apearing down the back of the sofa at home there must be some sought of vortex that spits them out ( a bit like ther one in the tumble dryer that still away socks so you newer haver have a matching pair!)
ok so what did you think good / bad or just totaly random!