31! 31! 31!

by Beer Good

Took up a challenge: There's 31 days in January, I've got a list of 31 Buffyverse characters to write, that's one 100 word drabble every day the whole month. Will I manage it? And will they be any good? Only one way to find out. Jan 31st: YAY! Complete!

8. Daniel 'Oz' Osbourne

OOC

"...and I'm like halfway through this kick-ass solo when my E string breaks and I'm like 'No way!' and I try to like bring it down and just groove while I change guitars but then Devon's like 'Guitar!' and I'm like 'Dude, I broke a fuckin' string' and he's like 'Woah!' but then my Telecaster isn't tuned and I'm like 'Dude!' and... where're you goin'?"

"Bathroom...?"

"Cool. Hurry back, babe." He smacks his girlfriend's ass as Buffy drags her away.

"Two hours. Two HOURS." Buffy shudders. "Promise that's the last time we let Oz get drunk?"

Willow just whimpers.

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A/N: Yes, of course OOC stands for "Oz On Coors".