They there! Back once more with more of my funny story. Well, i need to is...DING DONG, SING A SONG!! LOL! Well, don't wanna bore you with my random...chicken. I WANT RAMEN!!!!!
Oh well...
ON WITH THE STORY!!!
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Chapter 3
Sanzo and Gojyo are at a local resturant drinking all the booze the want...or need. While drinking, Sanzo noticed he was getting hungry. He called the waiter and he came over in a second.
"Yes sir, would you like something?" asked the waiter nervously. Sanzo thought for a minute.
"Mayonase." he responded.
"What?" asked the waiter plus Gojyo.
"Mayonase...and ramen." The poor waiter looked confussed but got Sanzo what he asked for. Gojyo looked and the monk leader with discussed.
"Your a freak, y'know that monk?" asked the water sprite.
"Hi kitty."
Sanzo and Gojyo turned around and stared at the most annoying thing in their life right now...cheese.
"Listen, pip-squeak, scram." said sanzo in a angry tone. Cheese just looked at him.
"Pheeeeeeeeesh...Dokay..." He then walks out of the resturant. Sanzo and Gojyo get to relax.
In the hotel room
Goku and Hakkai were calm playing poker, even though Goku doesn't get it. They stared each other down. They stared and stared and stared...
"Got and 3's" asked Goku.
"...Goku...this is poker, not go fish."
"Dammit i hate card games!"
"Can i have some fishy crackers?" Goku and Hakkai stopped and looked at cheese who was right in between them. The sighed as their plan failed.
Falshback
"Now, go down to Sanzo and Goyjo. They're probably here." Hakkai handed cheese a brosure and pointed to the picture of the resturant.
"Remember, we'll give you these if you go down there." said Goku holding a bag a candy.
"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" shouted the joyful cheese. He quickly ran through the wall of the room and Goku and Hakkai locked up the windows and doors. And fixed the wall. The sighed of relief and stared at each other again.
"...Wanna throw pies out the window, Hakkai?"
"Sure why not."
Shortly after a while, they hit a cop and hid inside the rest of the time playing poker.
End flashback
Now Hakkai and Goku were confussed on how cheese got in.
"I thought you were gonna stay with Sanzo and Gojyo!" said Goku. Cheese stared a him.
"I like the fair!"
"Goku, i don't think it will work...unless..."
"Unless what?" asked the curious monkey. Hakkai had an evil smirk.
Back with Gojyo and Sanzo
They coninued to drink booze. They were also talking about Goku and Hakkai behind their backs.
"Y'know that Hakkai kills birds in his free time?" asked Gojyo. Sanzo nodded.
"Yeah, that's probably why we always have a bird at the table."
"And Goku ALWAYS dances when he's alone." mentioned Sanzo.
"Seriously!?"
"Yup, i caught him doing that a long time ago."
"Y'know i like ponies..."
"Woah, Gojyo, i wasn't wanting to know that."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed the annoying cheese. Because his cream was so loud, Sanzo and Gojyo covered their ears cause it hurt their heads.
"What the hell do you want?" cried Gojyo.
"Prizes!" said cheese. Everything got quiet.
"Look, Hakkai and Goku have prizes for you upstairs in the hotel."
"PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!"
"So go to them okay?" demanded Sanzo.
"Dokay!"
Back with the other two
Hakkai was cooking and Goku was in the bathroom. Goku was calm until the shower curtons opened. He gasped.
"I FOUND A CARROT!!" yelled cheese once more in his presents. He was stabbibing Goku with a banana.
"HOLY SHIT!!" Goku screamed and fell bewards. Hakkai ran in to see what happened. When he walked in, Cheese ripped off his pants.
"PRIZES! PRIZES!" he ran off yelling. Suddenly Hakkai stopped him with an eveil glare.
"Y'know... the biggest prize is Candy...you like Candy?" he asked.
"YESSSSSSS!!" said the excited Cheese.
"I know who has candy and I'll tell you who." smiled Hakkai. Goku walked out eating the banana Cheese had.
Back with Gojyo and Sanzo
In come Goku and Hakkai into the resturant. Sanzo and Hakkai turned around thinking, 'What the-'
"ATTACK!!" yelled both Goku and Hakkai. Cheese ran up and attacked Sanzo and ripped off his rob, but no candy.
"So wheres da kandy!?" yelled cheese.
"What candy?!" responded Sanzo.
"You said he had kandy! You said! You said that Misters!" cheese was spasing out at both Hakkai and Goku.
"Hey, you weren't suppose to tell them we told you that." announced Goku. Sanzo and Gojyo grabbed Goku and Hakkai by the collar.
"YOU...SON-OF-A-"
"Hey!" shouted a fimilar voice. The gang turned around and faced...Kou's group of doom. (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!)
end of chapter 3
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Sorry this was short. but i left with a cliffhanger...sorta. What will happen to the Sanzo party. What will happen to Kou's group? Why is cheese talking to a tree?!
Well read more, reveiw and someone please review me the right way to spell Kou's name. I always forget it and don't plan on remebering it. So, i'll seeya!!