31! 31! 31!

by Beer Good

Took up a challenge: There's 31 days in January, I've got a list of 31 Buffyverse characters to write, that's one 100 word drabble every day the whole month. Will I manage it? And will they be any good? Only one way to find out. Jan 31st: YAY! Complete!

26. Buffy Anne Summers

Happy Meal, AKA How Buffy Saved The World And Didn't Even Know It

"Welcome to Doublemeat Palace, how may I help you." Buffy's worked 14 hours straight; question marks don't exist.

The pale, tall man eyes the menu. "The Doublemeat Medley hassss beef in it, yesssss?"

Demon? Who cares. If all he wants is a burger... "Uh, yeah. Sure."

"Give me three dozzzzzzen."

Big appetite. Whatever. She hands them over, takes his (slightly slimy) money and forgets him before he's out the door.

Little known fact: Skirfnool demons must consume beef before rituals. Fake meat processes aren't enough. Their attempt to open the hellmouth ends in disappointment and a nasty case of salmonella.