Philosopher's Stone: Snape's Secret Diary

by Still-Fantasy

A insight into the Snape behind the grease, diary form as you could probably tell from the title. Don't be turned off by the number of chapters. Each chapter is about half to three quarters of a page. Humour. Don't forget to laugh.

6. Chapter 6

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Entry Six

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It's Halloween! Dressed up in a pumpkin suit for the occasion. I think orange suits me. Such a pity I had to take it off before breakfast. A house-elf thought I was a pumpkin some student had enchanted. Managed to convince him I was in a costume before he stuffed me into the oven (phew!).

Good news, Minerva's out of the hospital wing! Sent her a box of plain chocolates. Later found the in the bin. Some people are so paranoid!

The Halloween decorations looked as delightful as ever at dinner (despite the bats, hate bats). I was thoroughly enjoying my pumpkin soup (relieved I wasn't in it) when that blasted Quirrell ran in about some troll in the dungeons. I'm definitely sure I didn't see a troll in my dungeons the last time I checked. Sure, I saw a gigantic troll-like moving statue. But no troll. Bet he faked the faint too. Stupid git 'fainted' when I took my socks off once (though it did take three packets of smelling salts to revive him, he must be an excellent faker). Behind all that stuttering, he's a cunning little sneak. I hid behind a stone pillar whilst everyone else filed out of the Great Hall. Sure enough, as soon as everyone had gone (minus me), he bolted right up and started to head towards the third floor. Naturally, I followed (aren't I brave and heroic?). I hoped to find some sort of hidden treasure. But NOOOOO! Quirrell wastes my time by chasing after some three-headed dog. Always knew he wanted a pet but this was ridiculous! After Quirrell left, I went to see what was so special about this dog. It bit me! It's got some nerve! However, wishing to be able to wake up the next morning, I had no choice but to leave. Calmly of course. Ok, fine. Truth is, I fled as fast as my lazy legs could carry me (really must start that yoga workout…). Almost reached the staffroom dorms when Minerva spotted me. Had to follow her and Quirrell to the dungeons. Didn't see the point. Potter (gorgeous hair as always), Granger that hair can't all be hers!) and Weasley (such shocking hair!) had already defeated the troll. Got a bit of troll bogey on my robes. Curse the troll. Curse bogey. Curse troll bogey altogether. Curse that dog. And curse Quirrell!!!

A/N: Wow, that was long! Plz continue posting reviews (I hope I'm not starting to sound like a nagging nanna). Next chapter is Quidditch! Hurrah!