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Entry Eleven
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Am refereeing today. Everybody thinks I'm going to favour Hufflepuff. People are so suspicious. Only reason I'm doing this is to show Minerva what a wonderful flier I am. Saw Dumbledore at match today. Perhaps he wanted to see my flying skills too. Bet he's jealous. HAHA!!! Saw Trelawney too. Am not sure what to think. Told her that Quirrell sent the mistletoes as a prank. Noticed she's been very cold to Quirrell lately. Am sure Quirrell had a soft spot for Trelawney. HAHAHA!!! Being evil is fun. Boosts charisma as well.
Quidditch match was thoroughly disappointing. Didn't get enough time to show Minerva my loop-de-loop and Tail End Jig. Was bested by Potter. She shot right past me. Bet he did it on purpose. Show off. Almost hexed him but was afraid I would tamper with his hair. Told Minerva that if I had a Nimbus Two Thousand I could have gone to Japan and back in less than an hour. She told me that if I had a Nimbus Two Thousand she would have shoved it up my nose. Am utterly confused. Does this mean she doesn't like Nimbus Two Thousands or that she doesn't like my nose? Hope it was the first one. That means she doesn't like Potter or his hair, which means she'll pay more attention to me. Or maybe she also wants his hair for herself. Am not sure Minerva will look good with short black hair though. Told her so. She backed away quickly and ran off. Perhaps she wasn't interested in Potter's hair after all…
Saw Quirrell head into the forest when everyone else was at dinner. Followed him. Would be perfect time to confront him about my stolen socks.
Later
Hehehe, I showed that Quirrell! He was cowering and begging for mercy. Told him not to try anymore of his ridiculous hocus pocus. Thought I heard him call me a greasy pig. Am very angry. It's not my fault I'm overweight! Asked him to recommend a diet program. He recommended a place called St Mungo's. Name sounds strangely familiar. Perhaps I should check it out tomorrow.