A/N: Oh yay! Almost done! I love completing things!

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Entry Thirteen

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It's the end of the year! Finally! No more teaching! Did a little jig in my study. Noticed Minerva doing the same thing. Did another little jig. The end of year feast was grand as always. Slytherin won the house cup again!!! Whoopee!!! Had decided at the last minute to award Slytherin 100 points for being nice to me. Taking off last minute points from the other three houses didn't hurt either. Was thoroughly enjoying myself until Dumbledore also decided to award some last minute points (which would have made my last minute points second-last minute points)! The nerve! He awarded 50 points to Weasley for winning a chess game (big deal) and Granger for solving my puzzle (beaver-faced know-it-all). He also awarded 60 points to Potter (he probably got more because of his striking hair) and 10 points to Neville for being brave. Neville?! Brave?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ahem. I'm fine. No, actually I'm not. I can't believe Gryffindor snatched the cup from under my very nose (and a beautiful nose it is too)! Still, at least I got to shake Minerva's hand. Bravely asked her to go out with me. Said she'd rather go out with a pig. Told her I was a pig. A greasy pig. Now she has to go out with me. Hurrah! Would have hugged Quirrell and thanked him but I didn't fancy a trip to the cemetery. Apparently Lordie Voldie was hidden under Quirrell's turban but someone (Dumbledore didn't say who) killed Quirrell. Shame, I bought a bag of piranhas the other day. Perhaps I should give it to someone as a gift…

Later

Okay, obviously Trelawney doesn't like piranhas. She freaked and tols me to get out. Apparently piranhas are an omen of death. Hm…dead fish….fish and chips…Have to go now. Going to the kitchen! Feeling peckish. On the other hand, this diary looks very tasty…

A/N: Whew! Done! Go me! I actually started something and finished it! Hey, I just realised this diary finished on the thirteenth chapter… Trelawney would have a field day with this. Perhaps it was just a coincidence… Please review and tell me what you thought of the whole diary. And I thank ye for being faithful till the end (or something like that….)!