Hogwarts Idol: Round 4: Movie Songs

A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs used, any of the characters, or any of the movies from which the songs come from.They are all the fabulous work of J.K. Rowling, movie studios and singers/actors.

The stage lit up, the audience cheered and the music from 'Bring It On' started up. SDC and Erin were standing on the stage wearing identical shimmering purple cheerleading costumes. They began to cheer: 'Brr, it's cold in here! There must be some idols in the atmosphere! I said brr, it's cold in here! There must be some idols in the atmosphere!' They were joined by another 20 cheerleaders in matching costumes, but not as cool as the ones SDC and Erin were wearing. 'O-e, o-e, o, ice, ice, ice!' 'Slow it down now' 'O-e, o-e, o, ice, ice, ice!' The music got louder and the cheerleaders, SDC and Erin broke into a stunning routine.

When they were finished, the crowd cheered wildly and after they had quieted down, SDC and Erin called to their audience 'Hey y'all! Welcome to the next exciting night of Hogwarts Idol! We're your hosts-' 'SDC-' 'and Erin!' They both bowed. 'Before we start tonight's round, which is gonna be songs from movies, we'd just like to say that after last round's rather unfortunate accident, Harry and Lily will not be able to compete in the rest of the competition, because Madame Pomfrey is on holiday in the Bahamas.' SDC announced.

The audience 'awwwwed' after looking at the big neon sign above them. 'But, that leaves us with five very talented contestants…..and Snape. And they are ready to perform tonight!' Erin said into the microphone. 'So first up, here's Ron!'

Ron walked out wearing a little black jacket, green pants and a top hat. Twirling a bright pink umbrella which Hermione had assured him was 'very in', he began to sing (very badly):

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those to love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true

'Gosh, Ron, when we said songs from movies, we meant bearable ones!' SDC exclaimed. 'Yeah, not cheesy Disney songs!' Erin sighed. 'Oh well, I guess you're having a bad day.' The judges held up score cards with 4 printed on them, and Ron walked disappointedly off the stage. 'Okay, next up, we've got Hermione! Hopefully she'll do better than Ron did!' SDC called. Hermione came out wearing a nun's habit, and the crowd burst out laughing. SDC and Erin groaned. 'Oh, please, no!' they sighed. Hermione began to sing:

'Essays on werewolves and potions with Snapey
Bright flying sparks and making things levitate-y
Three headed monsters tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream coloured parchment and acid-tipped quills
Fire breathing dragons burning my windowsill
Spell books and cauldrons and furry bat wings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the three headed dog bites
When the abnormally large bee stings,

When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I feel real bad-- '

'STOP!!!!!!' screamed SDC and Erin together. 'We pant can't cringe take wince it anymore shudder' they managed to gasp. The judges removed their fingers from their ears and gave their scores. Dumbledore held up a 5, Lee a 3 and Professor Sprout a 4. 'Oh, no! I didn't get top marks!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!' Hermione shrieked and broke down into tears. 'Well, did you expect to, singing THAT?' Erin asked her. 'YES!' she screeched. 'Okay, okay… next up we have Professor Snape!' SDC called. Snape walked out, wearing his 'Prince Charming' outfit and cherry lip gloss. He ripped off his shirt to reveal his perfectly un-toned abs and the whole crowd cringed in disgust.

'I'm too sexy for my shirt,

Too sexy for my shirt,

So sexy it hurts!

And I'm, too sexy for your body

Too sexy for your body,

The way I'm-'

Puss in Boots leapt out from behind the curtain. 'Prey for mercy from Puss…in Boots, you singing monstrosity!' he cried. 'We must destroy him!' 'Already got it covered.' SDC said, holding out a large red button with the words 'Getting Rid of Snape Device' printed on it. Erin pressed it and Snape fell through the trap door. 'Victory is ours! Aren't we supposed to be having a fiesta?!' Puss yelled. 'No, you're in the wrong story.' Said Erin. 'Oh, eh, sorry…' Puss trailed off and fled the stage. 'Right, after that rather disturbing performance, next up is M.C. Gonagall!!!!!!' SDC called. 'YAY!!!!' An over-excited girl ran out from the crowd and onto the stage. 'Omigod! M.C. Gonagall! I'm your greatest fan! Can I have your autograph?!' she yelled. M.C. Gonagall was about to reply when the security guards came and dragged the girl off the stage. M.C. Gonagall stepped up and began to sing 'Lose Yourself' from 8 Mile.

Meanwhile, backstage….

'Hey, Malfoy?' Ginny asked. 'Yeah?' Draco spat. 'Could you help me out during my song?' she asked innocently. 'What do you want me to do?' he asked suspiciously. 'Oh, just lie at the front of the stage. Don't worry. You'll still be able to do your song,' she assured him, then muttered 'In California!' 'Well……' Draco pondered for a moment. 'Yeah, alright.'

Back onstage…

'Thank you, M.C. Gonagall!' SDC cheered. The judges had given her the best marks so far. 'Okay, next up, we've got Ginny!' Erin announced. Ginny walked out in her sparkly 'Chicago' dress. SDC and Erin waved their wands and they were wearing similar dresses. Draco lay at the front of the stage. Ginny began singing:

'He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

Ginny walked over to Draco and kicked him with every line she sang.

"How could you tell me that I was wrong?" she finished proudly.

The crowd cheered wildly. The judges were waving ten point score cards, and Draco lay groaning on the ground. SDC and Erin waved their wands, and they were back in their cheerleader costumes. 'Oh, wow, Ginny, that was awesome!' Erin called. 'Yeah, amazing!' said SDC. 'Thank you!' Ginny yelled, waving at the crowd, and walking off stage. 'Right, lastly, if he's up to it, we've got Draco!' Erin called. Draco stumbled forward, yelling manically, 'Ha! You can't stop me now! SpongeBob IS a movie! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!' Then he began those oh-so familiar (and annoying) words:

'Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob Squarepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!'

The crowd stared. The judges held up scores of 3. Draco leered around the curtain again, but fell over when Ginny kicked him again from behind. 'Thank you all for coming, and stay tuned for next round, where we're singing Britney Spears songs!!' SDC yelled. 'Thank you!' called Erin. The remaining male contestants groaned. This just wasn't their night.

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