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Act
III: The Gods' will be done or not to be done; that is the
question.
Scene
1. "God Like Me" – A Parody Aladdin's "Friend Like Me" ©
Disney.
Nelle meets Vivec.
Vivec:
Well,
Sotha Sil has that Clockwork City
Almalexia
has a thousand lies
But
Nerevar you in luck 'cause in this temple
You
got a brand of magic Dunmer hail
You
got some power for your battle now
Some
heavy armor for your soul
You
got some strength and endurance, and now
All
you gotta do is take these papers
And
I'll say
Lord
Indoril, ma'am
What
do you want to know?
Let
me fill you in
Tell
you everything
You
ain't never met a god like me
Oh-ho
no!
Life
is your local tavern
And
I'm your bartender
C'mon
whisper what your question is
You
ain't never known a god like me
Yes
sera, I pride myself on knowledge
You're
the learner
The
student, the pupil
Say
your confusion
I'll
give you vision!
How
about studying my temple?
Visit
my local shine
And
my library
I'm
keen to helpin' the Nerevarine
You
ain't never met a god like me.
Can
other gods say this?
Do
other gods do that?
Do
other gods have this chat?
Can
your gods go, poof!
It's
all in your head
Can
your gods write sermons 'til dawn
And
then actually have 'em read?
So
don't just sit there drooling, lost and dazed
I'm
here to answer your every inquisition
You
got me quite un-crazed
You
got a god with education
I
got the powerful urge to let you know
Once
you learn, you're free to go
But
I've got to teach for three days long
All
you need to do is ask me now and oh-ho-ho!
Lord
Indoril, ma'am, ask me all you want
This
is my job, don't you know?
You
ain't never known a god, never known a god
You
ain't never known a god, never known a god.
You
ain't never met a god like me!
You
ain't never met a god like me, haha!
End Scene.
Scene 2. "Poor Unsuspecting Nerevarine" – A Parody of The Little Mermaid's "Poor Unfortunate Soul" © Disney.
In Dagoth Ur's citadel, Nelle arrives and heads for Dagoth Ur.
Dagoth
Ur:
I
admit that I'm still quite a nasty
They
weren't kidding when they called me, well, evil
But
you'll find that nowadays
I'm
staying with my ways
A
resentful, merciless, little devil
True?
Yes
And
I thankfully know a little magic
It's
a power that I always will possess
And
now lately comes the time
For
the not-so sublime
To
hear me stress…
Poor
unsuspecting Nerevarine
So
lame
She'll
bleed
She's
only deserving of death
Robbing
her of her breath
Will
I do this?
Yes,
indeed
That
poor unsuspecting Nerevarine
Can't
survive
She
won't
She'll
go fleeing from my fortress
Crying,
"Mercy, Dagoth please!"
And
will I deliver?
No,
I won't.
Now
it's happened to be fated
Her
victory is anticipated
And
I'm afraid I'll have to prove fate wrong
Yes,
I'll do the impossible
Be
it disagreeable
That
poor unsuspecting Nerevarine
Nelle finds Dagoth Ur amidst his singing.
Nelle:
Dagoth! Aha!
Dagoth:
Nerevarine, I have been expecting you.
Nelle:
I see that.
Dagoth:
Yes…I'll be sending you to your death soon enough, and you should
know…
The
gods up there don't like a lot of heroes
They
think a girl who boasts is a bore
Yes,
in Oblivion it's much preferred
For
heroes not to say a word
After
all, Nerevar, what's worth dying for?
Come
on, they're not all that impressed with mortals' feats
Most
avoid them whenever possible
But
I'll have to send you on
To
the great beyond
You'll
have to be acceptable
Come
on, you poor unsuspecting soul
Go
ahead
Make
your move
I'm
a powerful god
And
you haven't got forever
It
won't take long
I
disapprove—of
This
unsuspecting Nerevarine
It's
sad
But
true
If
you want to accomplish a feat
You've
got to know your role
Take
a step, take a breath,
Go
ahead and use a scroll
Oh
my Dreamers, now I've got her, guys
The
god is on a roll
This
poor unsuspecting soul.
End Scene.
Scene 3. "Kill the God" – A Parody of "Kiss the Girl" © Disney.
Nelle is in the Chamber of Akulakhan, ready to kill Dagoth.
Voices
in Nelle's Mind:
There
you see him
Standing
there across the way
He
don't have nothin' good to say
And
there's evil around him
That's
why you know
You're
dying to go
You
wanna kill the god
Yes,
you hate him
Look
at him, you know you do
Possibly
he hates you too
There
is one way to show him
It
just takes a sword
Yes,
he's so abhorred
So
go on and kill the god
Sha
la la la la la
My
oh my
Looks
like the god will die
Ain't
gonna kill Nelle
Sha
la la la la la
Won't
win the fight
Won't
live the night
Too
bad, he's off to hell
Now's
your moment
Heading
through the citadel
Nelle,
you're gonna kill him well
No
time would be more swell
Just
gotta save the world
Yeah,
gotta save the world
So
just kill the god
Sha
la la la la la
Don't
be afraid
You
got your Dwemer blade
Go
on and kill the god
Sha
la la la la la
Don't
step back
No,
don't fallback
You
must kill the god
Sha
la la la la la
Run
along
And
create a song
With
the sound of the hammer
Against
the heart
You
heroic upstart
You've
got to kill the god
Why
don't you kill the god?
You
should kill the god.
Did
I mention the god?
Go
on and kill the god.
Nelle:
You guys, he's dead. I killed him about midway through the song.
Voices:
Oh, righto…
Dreamer:
(Whispering to self) She's crazy. She's talking to
herself…wait, where's Dagoth? Dagoth Ur? Where is he!?
The
dreamer leaps into the lava pit.
Dreamer:
I'll go with you my lord!
End Act. Exeunt all.