A word from M'aiq: I used the word Nerevar meaning the Reincarnate of the Nerevar. I had to use Nerevar since it fit into the song better than Nerevarine. Righto, then, on with the show!

Act IV: Nerevarine, O, Nerevarine.

Scene 1. "Nerevar" – A parody of Aladdin's "Prince Ali" © Disney.

Nelle parades into the city after defeating Dagoth Ur.

Make way for Nerevar
Say hey! It's Nerevar

Hey! Clear the way in the dirty street
Hey you!
Let me through!
I'm a bright new star
Oh come
Be the first of your guild to meet my eye

Make way
I'm back
Ring bells! Hang the flags
Don't you just love my rags?

Nerevar! Reincarnate
Slayer of Dagoth
In the flesh, true as the day
Now, try your best to stay calm
To see me, you had no qualm
Aren't you glad I came this way?

Nerevar!
Mighty am I
Alive, you ask why?
Strong as one normal woman, definitely
I faced the merciless Ur
A vicious god with spite
Who sent that fool to Oblivion?
Why, Nerevar

I've killed seventy-five hundred dreamers
Ancient vampires
I've slain fifty-three
When it comes to formidable en'mies
Have I got 'em all?
I'm telling you, I'm a hard-hitting fireball

Nerevar! Gorgeous am I, with these battle scars
My physique! Can't you all see?
A fighter's beauty
So, get on out of that bar
It's nothing all too bizarre
Just come gawk, grovel, and stare at Nerevar!

There's no questioning my heroism
Never ordinary, never cow'rdice
Everything about me is just plain amazing
I'm a hero, I'm a champ, a winner!
I'm about to mooch off someone's dinner
And I really love sauntering, swords blazing

I've got ninety-five House Dagoth amulets
(I've got the amulets, oh yes, the amulets)
And to view them I'll charge you a fee
(I'm parsimonious, so parsimonious)
I've got knaves, I've got stalkers and groupies
(With nothing better to do)
They call me lovely, just follow me
They're just joining the bandwagon of Nerevar!

Nerevar!
Flirtatious me! Nerevar!
Heard the guards were a sight handsome to see
And that, fair Mer folk, is why, I got geared up and marched o'er
With sixty kagouti, kwamas galore
With my full Daedric armor
And my Trueflame and more
With my Elven arrows, my spears, my longbows
And the great Azura's star
Make way for Nerevar!

Dunmer: Why, you don't have any of those things!
Altmer: Yeah!
Dunmer: In fact, you're nude!
Nelle: I know! I sold them!
Dunmer: What? Why?
Nelle: For money…glorious wonderful money!
Dunmer: Oh, I sense another song coming on…

Scene 2. "Part of the Rich World" – A parody of The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World" © Disney.

Nelle looks through her wonderful pieces of armor in her manor, realizing how rich she is. However…

Look at my stuff
Look at the price
Don't you think this collection's real nice?
Wouldn't you think I'm the hero—
The hero who has everything

Look at my shelves with
Weapons of myth
How many legends can one manor hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, she's got everything

I've got daggers and maces aplenty
I've got soul gems and enchantments galore
(You want some artifacts?
I've got forty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I need more

I wanna be where the treasure is
I wanna see—
Wanna see it glitter
Shinin' brighter than a
(What do you think?) Ah—sun?

Tossin' your coins you don't get too much
Coins are needed for travelin', vent'rin'
Gettin' to an old—
(Oh maybe some sorta…) ruin.

Where the undead walk
Where the gold talks
Out where they lurk all day in a cave
Collectin' more
Wish I could just
Be called the richest

Where would I go
To fill a cargo
Ship or two or three
What would I fight
To spend a night
Wealthy beyond measure?

Betcha out there
It's naught but treasure
Bet that it's never been touched
Flowing coffers
Godly offers
Ready to take

I'm ready to own what the nobles own
Show 'em my collections
And get some reactions
"See this serjo, she's so…
(What would they say?) rich."

Will I make the switch?
Don't think I will
Stop gathering things of glamour
It's quite a thrill
Wish I could just
Get called the richest

What would I buy
To finish this collection?
What would it take
To quench this obsession?
What would I do to see it
Sitting in here?

Where should I go?
What should I pay?
If I could gather more of that stuff
Just fine quality
Would make me just
One of the richest

I don't know what
I don't know how
But I know something's missing right now
Watch and you'll see
Some day I'll be
Richest in the world.

Exeunt Nelle. End Act.