Kurenai Chinoumi and kyuubi-lover: OHAYO MINNA! WE'RE BAACK!
Kyo: -twitch- Damn, they're back.
Kurenai Chinoumi and kyuubi-lover: AWW! WE MISSED YOU TOO KYON-KYON/KYA!
Kyo: Stop calling me Kyon-kyon! And my name's Kyo!
Kyuubi-lover: Whatever you say Kya!
Kyo: IT'S KYO!
Yuki: Kurenai Chinoumi and kyuubi-lover don't own Fruits basket or any of its characters.
Kyuubi-lover: WE WILL SOON! JUST WATCH US! WAHAHHAHAH!
Kurenai Chinoumi: HELL YEAH!
Kyo and Yuki: (Twitches)
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Secret of the cursed
Secrets Reveiled
Written by: kyuubi-lover and Kurenai Chinoumi
Chapter written by: kyuubi-lover
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"A-ano, can you all stop fighting?" Tohru asked as she tried to calm everyone down.
"OF COURSE TOHRU-CHAN!" the black haired girl replied as she glomped Tohru.
"ANYTHING FOR YOU TAHRU!-CHAN!" the brown haired girl replied as she glomped both the black haired girl and Tohru.
"Her name's TOHRU. And will you two please get dressed." The black haired boy said annoyed, still not looking to over at the scene.
"Okay, let's go get some clothes for you two to wea-"Tohru said before Kyo cut her off.
"Will someone please tell me what's going on!" Kyo yelled.
"Oh, I'm sorry Kyo-kun!" Tohru apologized. The two girls gasped in surprise.
"She added '-kun' to his name! NO WAY!" They both said in unison. The black haired girl appeared in front of Kyo in the blink of an eye, she glared at him as she grabbed Kyo's collar.
"Who are you to Tohru? How do you know her? How did you meet her? What are your feelings towards her? Why is the sky blue? Why is your hair orange like Ryoku-baka's? Why? Why! WHY!" The girl asked Kyo as she repeatedly shook him back and forth.
"Actually mine is orangey-reddish Kura-no-women" the orangey-reddish haired guy stated, and got bonked on the head by the black haired boy.
Kyo started to sweat nervously. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL! He thought.
"Awwww! No fair! How come Kura-chan gets to interrogate him?" the brown haired girl asked pouting.
"Because you're not dressed in anything." The black haired boy replied as he separated Kyo and the black haired girl.
"I'm sorry for not introducing you to each other!" Tohru suddenly apologized. "But let's get those two dressed first. Yuki and Kyo, can those two wear some of your clothes for now?" Tohru asked pointing at the two naked people.
"Of course Honda-san." Yuki replied back facing them still.
"Sure." Kyo muttered annoyed because he didn't know who those four people were and he was being ignored by everyone!
"Don't worry; I feel your pain Kyo-kun." Shigure said out of no where, weeping as he grasped Kyo's shoulders.
"WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Kyo shout could be heard from a mile.
-5 minutes later-
After the orangey-reddish haired boy and the brown haired girl were dressed, Tohru gathered everyone and led them into the living room.
"Okay, so who are you?" Shigure asked sipping the tea Tohru made and munching on a little snack.
"ME? MY NAME IS RYO SAOTOME! ME IS GOING TO BE THE RULER OF THIS WORLD AND THE OTHERS WORLDS!" Ryo shouted, stomping on the table and puffing her chest in confidence.
"WITH I, KURAYAMI SAOTOME NEXT TO HER!" Kurayami shouted, stomping to the table and puffing her chest in confidence too.
"My name is Katashi Saotome." Katashi said calmly, pulling the pouting Kurayami off the table and making her sit next to him.
"And mines is Ryoku Saotome!" Ryoku chirped, pulling the pouting Ryo down the table and making her sit on his lap.
"RYOKU-NII-KUN!" Ryo pouted, but eyes brighten up when Ryoku gave her a snack, she happily was munching it with Kurayami who got one too.
"So what brings you to our humble home?" Shigure asked
"To visit Tohru-chan! We no see her in a long time!" Kurayami replied pouting.
"Hell yeah!" Ryo pouted along.
"But why now guys?" Tohru asked, and was hugged again by the girls.
"WE MISSED YOU!" They both cried out, waterfall like tears streaming down there face.
Tohru patted them on there back with a smile. "So how have you been Tohru-kun?" Katashi asked.
"I've been great!" Tohru replied with a warm smile. Katashi nodded in reply, and bonked Ryoku on the head who was sleeping with his head on the table drooling.
"It's rude to sleep in front of people baka." Katashi grunted to Ryoku who rubbed his sore head.
"My Tohru-chan! I missed you!" Ryoku said out of a sudden, was about to glomp her when suddenly Ryo punched him, sending him crashing outside of the living room. Shigure, Yuki, and Kyo sweat dropped.
"My house is being destroyed." Shigure cried out, waterfall like tears now streaming down his face.
She reminds me of Kagura. Kyo thought with a gulp.
"NII-KUN! DO NOT HARASS TOWELHRU!" Ryo shouted.
"Her name is TOHRU." Katashi said flatly, when is that girl gonna get names right, maybe in the next 10, 20 years or millennium maybe? Who knows...?
"Can you pray tell, what your names are, I don't want my baby sister to be surrounded by molesters!" Ryoku said and was now hugging her sister who had wide eyes.
How can he recover so quickly? Ryo thought as she snapped her fingers in failure. Shigure, Yuki and Kyo sweat dropped.
"Okay, my name is Shigure Sohma." Shigure said with a smile.
A Sohma eh… Katashi thought.
Hmm, wonder if the rumors are true… Ryoku thought, thinking of a happy scene where Ryo and he where hugging, Ryo was saying "I love you big brother! Arigato for saving me from everything!" and he would say, "That's what a big brother does my lovely sister!"…he really had a complex sister.
I want mint ice cream… Kurayami and Ryo thought together going off to lala land.
"And my name is Yuki Sohma." Yuki said with a polite smile.
"And let me guess, his name is Kyo Sohma." Kurayami stated and glared at Kyo.
"Oi, what is all your relationships with Tokun-chan?" Ryo asked.
"None of your damn business!" Kyo shouted back, and his collar was grabbed by Ryoku who was glaring down at him.
"Yo, dickless wonder, DON'T yell at my sister before I rip out your voice box and shove it up your as-" he was cut off when Ryo bonked him with a mallet that came out of no where.
"Don't say bad words in from of Taco-chan!" Ryo shouted back at her brother, who was bowing down to her weeping for her forgiveness.
"Her name is TOHRU." Katashi said calmly, letting Kurayami sip some of his tea he was holding.
And then was being hugged by Ryo.
"MY LOVE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" Ryo's love chatted was cut off when Ryoku plucked her off of Katashi and cradled her in his arms.
"You teme, quit molesting my sister!" Ryoku hissed and glared at Katashi who glared back.
"I was not molesting your sister baka." Katashi replied. Ryoku had an anime vein popping out of his forehead.
Ryoku gently put down Ryo between Tohru and Kurayami and then got into fighting stances. "You wanna fight teme? Bring it on!" Ryoku shouted pissed. Katashi stood up and quietly got into fighting stance.
"GO KATA-NII-SAN!" Kurayami cheered her brother on.
"GO RYOKU-BAKA!" Ryo cheered on for her brother. "Someone needs to cheer him." Ryo mumbled to Kurayami who giggled.
"Hey, no fighting in this house before I beat both of you up!" Kyo yelled, getting up and was about to go over to the 2 fighting ADULTS, when he tripped on Yuki's foot and was going to crash down to Tohru.
This is bad! Shigure panicked, closing his eyes. Yuki eyes widen and waited for the impact. (O . O) Tohru's face was like that.
POOF!
There was a smoke in the air and everyone coughed.
"RUN RYO-CHAN! THE NAVY IS HERE ALREADY! THEY CAME TO TRY TO CATCH YOU AGAIN! RUN!" Kurayami cried out, coughing while Katashi wrapped one of his arms around her waist.
"I WOULD KURA-CHAN BUT NII-KUN ISN'T LETTING ME GO!" Ryo coughed out, her waist being held by one of Ryoku's arm too.
Shigure and Yuki sweat dropped, Navy? What in the world are they talking about?
When the smoke cleared, there was an orange cat lying on top of Tohru.
Tohru's eyes where like is ( O - O ) yup, like that. The four newcomers looked at the cat and blinked.
"Umm, we can explain…" Shigure said with a weak smile. Yuki held the annoyance that was building in him. Baka neko. Yuki thought annoyed. (Baka neko: Stupid cat)
"Umm…err…ahh...um…" Tohru was trying to find the right words to explain, but then Kurayami and Ryo suddenly appeared in front of her, both looking at the cat.
"Is this Kyo?" Kurayami asked, picking up the annoyed cat, her face stoned with seriousness.
"Yes…I'm afraid that is Kyo." Shigure whispered. Kurayami's face was serious and Ryo was speechless.
Katashi eyes widen a little, his little sister serious?
No way.
"……………" Ryo didn't say anything else.
Now Ryoku's eyes were wide too, he baby sister speechless?
Hell no.
Suddenly, minutes passed by, then out of a sudden…
"KITTY!" could be heard from FAR away.
Katashi and Ryoku sighed; it was too good to be true…
"THIS CAT IS SOOO COOL!" Ryo screamed out, watching Kurayami hug the death out of Kyo.
"LET ME GO!" Kyo breathed out.
"GASP! HE TALKS TOO RYO-CHAN!" Kurayami said amazingly. "I KNOW!" Ryo gasped out.
POOF!
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"YOU DIRTY TEENAGER! GET SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW DICKLESS WONDER! MY SISTER EYES WILL BE TAINTED I TELL YOU!! TAINTED MAN!" Ryoku cried out, closing his sister's eyes from the horrible imagine for a naked boy in front for her just in time.
Katashi held annoyance in his eyes while covering his sister's eyes from the naked boy in front for them just in time too.
"Who you calling dickless wonder you stupid adult?" Kyo shouted out, glaring at Ryoku who glared back.
"YOU! NOW GET DRESSED!" Ryoku shouted back. Yuki's eye brow was twitching from time to time as he held close Tohru's eyes.
Finally, Kyo got dressed and was now sulking.
"So, our secret is out again." Shigure said, trying to brighten up the mood.
"What mood is the damn author talking about? Why are they now talking about moods?" Kyo yelled, getting up and was hit by a shoe with a note attached to it from no where.
Kyo rubbed his sore head and opened the paper, it read…
SHUT UP AND DO YOUR LINES CORRECTLY! YOU GET NO FISH FOR A WEEK!
From,
The authors
P.S. KAW-CHAN! I LOVE YOU! SOMEDAY I WILL KILL YOU! XD!
P. S. S. HIYA KYON-KYON! XD!
P. S. S. S. LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER!
P. S. S .S .S. You're in the wrong letter Darth Vader…we love your mask though!
Kyo sweat dropped and scrunched the piece of paper; he sat back down and shivered.
"DAMN YOU KYUUBI-LOVER, SENDING ME A THREAT LIKE THIS AND MY NAME IS KYO! NOT KAW-CHAN! AND DAMN YOU KURENAI CHINOUMI! IT'S KYO, STOP CALLING ME THAT KYON-KYON THING! AND WTF, WHO'S DARTH VADER?" Kyo yelled to no one in particular.
They all blinked at him. "Kyuubi-lover, Kurenai Chinoumi, and Darth Vader?" the rest said in unison. "Err…never mind!" Kyo shouted as he sat back down.
"Okay, so now I was saying, now you know are little secret. The Sohma's are cursed with spirits of the 12 Chinese zodiacs (Kyo glared at him)…I mean 13 of the Chinese zodiacs. As you can see, Kyo here is possessed by the cat, Yuki the Rat, and I the dog." Shigure said.
"So it was true." Ryoku said with a bored sigh while munching on a snack, going off into lala land. Katashi smacked him on the head and glared at Ryoku who was rubbing his sore head.
"Baka, don't say that out loud." Katashi scolded in an annoyed manner. The zodiacs blinked in confusion.
"Yeah, and so what's the drift man?" Kurayami asked with a huff. Shigure blinked again.
"You mean it doesn't affect you or anything?" Yuki asked surprised. Ryo and Kurayami raised and eyebrow.
"And why would it?" Ryoku grunted sipping some tea.
This was total shock. No, really, they were shocked by thunder…-Gets hit by a shoe- ITA! OKAY! THAT WAS LAME! WHO CARES!
"But I do have to tell Akito-san." Shigure said with a sigh as he got up.
"What ever happened to those two little foxes?" Yuki asked suddenly. The four Saotomes and Tohru gulped.
"Ryoku-baka, what did he mean 'two little foxes'?" Kurayami said with a sweet sugary smile and an anime vein twitching now and then.
"Yeah, strange little things for foxes, usually they have 1 tail, but one had eight tails and the other nine tails." Shigure said, placing a hand under his chin.
"Umm…they ran away 'cause they saw Ryoku-nii-kun's face! YEAH!" Ryo tried to counter; the 3 zodiacs members raised an eye brow.
"Why do you use me Ryo-chan?" Ryoku cried anime like tears to his sister.
Please don't let them find out about… Tohru was sweating madly.
"And then why were you two naked?" Kyo asked. Ryoku and Ryo gulped.
"Um, 'cause we're care free?" Ryoku earned a punch from that bad excuse. The Zodiacs sweat dropped.
"Well, I got to go." Shigure said walking. Yuki got up and was about to leave the same way with Shigure.
Well…one of Kyo's legs was stretched out and well….Yuki and Shigure tripped on it. Shigure was about to fall on Kurayami and Yuki was about to fall on Ryo. All four lips met with a peck.
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POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
And finally the last one and if it wasn't the last one, I would go insane…..
POOF!
There was smoke in the living room. "RYO/IMOUTO!" was heard from with in the smoke.
"What happened?" Kyo said through the smoke as he got up and was about to run to open some doors, but them he tripped and landed on someone…
His lips met Tohru's in a peck as well…
POOF!
POOF!
More smoke came…
POOF!
POOF! FINAL POOF! HELL YEAH FINALLY!
It was really…REALLY smoky in the living room.
"I-I'll get the d-door!" Tohru went and opened the door, when the room cleared.
The Sohma's eyes widen at…
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Kurenai Chinoumi and kyuubi-lover: (Dodges flying weapons) HELP!
Readers: YOU LEFT A CLIF HANGY! WHY?
Kurenai Chinoumi and kyuubi-lover: (Blinks) That's 'cause…we….LOVE YOU!
Readers: LIKE HELL! (Throws more stuff)
Ryoku: YO, YOU CAN THROW STUFF AT KURENAI CHINOUMI BUT NOT KYUUBI-LOVER!
Katashi: (Bonks him on the head) Baka, they can't hurt neither only you.
Ryoku: TEME! (Has a glaring contest with him)
Tohru: Please review! (Smiles happily)
Kurenai Chinoumi: NO FLAMERS OR BASHERS TOO!
kyuubi-lover: HELL YEAH! OR ELSE YOU…GET NONE OF THE WORLD WE WILL RULE LATER ON!